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Rob	09-17-2015 09:54 AM

Two funny things I've heard in two days.

1. So the poophole is your loophole? (response to a girl claiming she's a virgin)

2. Guy: Who in the hell do you think you are?
Girl: I'm the girl who's going to rip your dick off and glue it to your forehead, so you can walk around being a limp dick unicorn, that's who the fuck I am.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I love to laugh. You hear anything funny?

L-Pink

09-17-2015 10:22 AM

A Mexican, a Black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.

CDSmith

09-17-2015 01:26 PM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...c42ab6880c.jpg

j3rkules

09-17-2015 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20582413)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...c42ab6880c.jpg

:1orglaugh

Dead	09-17-2015 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20582195)

A Mexican, a Black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.

:warning:1orglaugh

Mediamix

09-17-2015 02:04 PM

http://i.imgur.com/gbsZ8Ev.jpg

Rochard

09-17-2015 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 20582449)

http://i.imgur.com/gbsZ8Ev.jpg

Horrible. Buy funny.

rogueteens

09-17-2015 02:59 PM

Jeremy Clarkson's new show seems to have already been given a new title - "Gear Knobs"
Its true, google it!

ilnjscb

09-17-2015 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 20582449)

http://i.imgur.com/gbsZ8Ev.jpg

Thats good guy greg he wouldn't do that

PaperstreetWinston

09-17-2015 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20582195)

A Mexican, a Black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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