Two funny things I've heard in two days.

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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    Two funny things I've heard in two days.

    1. So the poophole is your loophole? (response to a girl claiming she's a virgin)

    2. Guy: Who in the hell do you think you are?
    Girl: I'm the girl who's going to rip your dick off and glue it to your forehead, so you can walk around being a limp dick unicorn, that's who the fuck I am.



    I love to laugh. You hear anything funny?
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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151
      #2
      A Mexican, a Black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.

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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460
          #3
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            • j3rkules
              VIP
              • Jul 2013
              • 22101
              #4
              Originally posted by CDSmith

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                • Dead
                  They left the door open
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 4746
                  #5
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  A Mexican, a Black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.

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                    • Mediamix
                      Dutch Webmaster!
                      • Sep 2013
                      • 3228
                      #6
                      Sig too big

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75733
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mediamix
                          Horrible. Buy funny.
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                            • rogueteens
                              So fucking bland
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 8005
                              #8
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                                • ilnjscb
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 8957
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Mediamix
                                  Thats good guy greg he wouldn't do that

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                                    • PaperstreetWinston
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2014
                                      • 2604
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                      A Mexican, a Black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice.
                                      Winston
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