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Old 09-16-2015, 07:19 AM   #1
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African American webmaster caught fucking a sheep!

An African American webmaster from GFY.com who was reportedly stressed out (and also drunk) was discovered by police with his pants down fucking a sheep on Tuesday.
He had been ratted out by a fellow webmaster when he heard "strange noises" coming from the GFY Sheep Unit.

The African American webmaster initially told police that he had come into the GFY Sheep Unit to wrestle with some cattle but there were no cows around to wrestle.
He then changed his story, explaining he was looking to blow off some steam.

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The African American webmaster then changed his story, according to the report and told officers he was stressed over sig sales, and came over to the sheep unit to beat and punch the animals.

But when officer told him that he saw him holding the sheep down and everything else that he was doing with it, that's when the student admitted to the officer he was having sexual intercourse with the sheep, but that it was his first time.
The African American webmaster then asked the GFY officers, "Am I going to be banned for this?" He was then arrested and taken to GFY jail.
So the answer is probably yes, guy. You will likely be banned for fucking a sheep.



This story is still developing... Stay tuned!
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Old 09-16-2015, 07:19 AM   #2
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Old 09-16-2015, 07:21 AM   #3
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Old 09-16-2015, 07:37 AM   #5
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Old 09-16-2015, 07:56 AM   #6
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Old 09-16-2015, 08:02 AM   #7
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Old 09-16-2015, 08:08 AM   #8
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Old 09-16-2015, 08:09 AM   #9
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Now that he is behind bars I guess there are some sheep out there in need of companionship? Just asking for a friend.
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Old 09-16-2015, 09:13 AM   #12
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Now that he is behind bars I guess there are some sheep out there in need of companionship? Just asking for a friend.
Just don't let the GFY sheep unit police catch you.
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African American webmaster caught fucking a sheep!

An African American webmaster from GFY.com who was reportedly stressed out (and also drunk) was discovered by police with his pants down fucking a sheep on Tuesday.
He had been ratted out by a fellow webmaster when he heard "strange noises" coming from the GFY Sheep Unit.

The African American webmaster initially told police that he had come into the GFY Sheep Unit to wrestle with some cattle but there were no cows around to wrestle.
He then changed his story, explaining he was looking to blow off some steam.



The African American webmaster then asked the GFY officers, "Am I going to be banned for this?" He was then arrested and taken to GFY jail.
So the answer is probably yes, guy. You will likely be banned for fucking a sheep.



This story is still developing... Stay tuned!
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