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  • Mediamix
    Dutch Webmaster!
    • Sep 2013
    • 3228

    #1

    News Brassmonkey arrested!

    African American webmaster caught fucking a sheep!

    An African American webmaster from GFY.com who was reportedly stressed out (and also drunk) was discovered by police with his pants down fucking a sheep on Tuesday.
    He had been ratted out by a fellow webmaster when he heard "strange noises" coming from the GFY Sheep Unit.

    The African American webmaster initially told police that he had come into the GFY Sheep Unit to wrestle with some cattle but there were no cows around to wrestle.
    He then changed his story, explaining he was looking to blow off some steam.

    The African American webmaster then changed his story, according to the report and told officers he was stressed over sig sales, and came over to the sheep unit to beat and punch the animals.

    But when officer told him that he saw him holding the sheep down and everything else that he was doing with it, that's when the student admitted to the officer he was having sexual intercourse with the sheep, but that it was his first time.
    The African American webmaster then asked the GFY officers, "Am I going to be banned for this?" He was then arrested and taken to GFY jail.
    So the answer is probably yes, guy. You will likely be banned for fucking a sheep.



    This story is still developing... Stay tuned!
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  • Relic
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2002
    • 10294

    #2
    Islamicism

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Sheep need love too

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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94125

        #4
        Originally posted by Spunky
        Sheep need love too
        ...

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        • Mediamix
          Dutch Webmaster!
          • Sep 2013
          • 3228

          #5
          Originally posted by Spunky
          Sheep need love too
          That's true..
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          • 2MuchMark
            Mark of 2Much.net
            • Aug 2004
            • 51054

            #6
            Sheeps are teases.

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            • candyflip
              Carpe Visio
              • Jul 2002
              • 43073

              #7
              I always picture him as a donkey fucker from South America.

              Spend you some brain.
              Email Me

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              • j3rkules
                VIP
                • Jul 2013
                • 22101

                #8
                Originally posted by Spunky
                Sheep need love too

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                • Markul
                  Likes Pie
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 12407

                  #9
                  But.... I pulled out...

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                  • VikingMan
                    Exploiting human weakness
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 6869

                    #10
                    Now that he is behind bars I guess there are some sheep out there in need of companionship? Just asking for a friend.

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                    • nico-t
                      emperor of my world
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 29901

                      #11
                      great thread

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                      • Mediamix
                        Dutch Webmaster!
                        • Sep 2013
                        • 3228

                        #12
                        Originally posted by VikingMan
                        Now that he is behind bars I guess there are some sheep out there in need of companionship? Just asking for a friend.
                        Just don't let the GFY sheep unit police catch you.
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                        • brassmonkey
                          Pay It Forward
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 77390

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mediamix
                          African American webmaster caught fucking a sheep!

                          An African American webmaster from GFY.com who was reportedly stressed out (and also drunk) was discovered by police with his pants down fucking a sheep on Tuesday.
                          He had been ratted out by a fellow webmaster when he heard "strange noises" coming from the GFY Sheep Unit.

                          The African American webmaster initially told police that he had come into the GFY Sheep Unit to wrestle with some cattle but there were no cows around to wrestle.
                          He then changed his story, explaining he was looking to blow off some steam.



                          The African American webmaster then asked the GFY officers, "Am I going to be banned for this?" He was then arrested and taken to GFY jail.
                          So the answer is probably yes, guy. You will likely be banned for fucking a sheep.



                          This story is still developing... Stay tuned!
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                          • Mediamix
                            Dutch Webmaster!
                            • Sep 2013
                            • 3228

                            #14
                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                            you rode the short bus!! count to potato i'll fedex you a cookie and gold star.
                            I love you too!
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                            • mineistaken
                              See signature :)
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 29656

                              #15
                              Originally posted by candyflip
                              I always picture him as a donkey fucker from South America.
                              Bump for donkstah

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                              • Horatio Caine
                                full-time aspiring rapper
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 5746

                                #16
                                He dindo nuffin

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                                • LeRoy
                                  Porn Pusher
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 13362

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Markul
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                                  • brassmonkey
                                    Pay It Forward
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77390

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LeRoy
                                    when you lost your job i was there for you. as soon as you got another then you turn on me. fuck you!
                                    TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                    DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                                    • Mediamix
                                      Dutch Webmaster!
                                      • Sep 2013
                                      • 3228

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                      when you lost your job i was there for you. as soon as you got another then you turn on me. fuck you!
                                      You need a hug, bruh?
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                                      • Horatio Caine
                                        full-time aspiring rapper
                                        • Aug 2012
                                        • 5746

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                        when you lost your job i was there for you. as soon as you got another then you turn on me. fuck you!

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                                        • Horatio Caine
                                          full-time aspiring rapper
                                          • Aug 2012
                                          • 5746

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Mediamix
                                          You need a hug, bruh?
                                          He needs a $20 for LA Dodgers hat on layway

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                                          • PluginForage
                                            Registered User
                                            • Jul 2015
                                            • 39

                                            #22
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                                            • nico-t
                                              emperor of my world
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 29901

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                              when you lost your job i was there for you. as soon as you got another then you turn on me. fuck you!

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                                              • Dvae
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 5326

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                Sheeps are teases.
                                                ...and you know this how, personal experience??
                                                .
                                                .

                                                Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                • SekobA
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2008
                                                  • 12154

                                                  #25
                                                  If you cant fuck pussy cat, you fuck a sheep

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                                                  • Struggle4Bucks
                                                    Sieg Hi!
                                                    • May 2011
                                                    • 3615

                                                    #26
                                                    Sorry for hijacking this thread but SheepCams is still doing very good and we are looking for NEW affiliates right now!!!

                                                    Half troll half amazing!

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                                                    • j3rkules
                                                      VIP
                                                      • Jul 2013
                                                      • 22101

                                                      #27
                                                      Free brassdonkey.

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                                                      • NETSEX
                                                        Persona on sale
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 1498

                                                        #28
                                                        BrassMonkey for president !!!
                                                        So, let's fuck!

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                                                        • Mediamix
                                                          Dutch Webmaster!
                                                          • Sep 2013
                                                          • 3228

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                                          Sorry for hijacking this thread but SheepCams is still doing very good and we are looking for NEW affiliates right now!!!

                                                          I'm still promoting.. Because monkeys need money and sheep need love!
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