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421Fill · 03-19-2003, 02:12 AM

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman,saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine andsends a note over to the man.

The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedesin your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his ownback to her, and it read:

Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa! , a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage, and I have over $25 million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three
inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."

marty · 03-19-2003, 02:23 AM

Not the best one I ready today

Tala · 03-19-2003, 02:25 AM

Already heard it. Still cute.

galleryseek · 03-19-2003, 02:26 AM

wtf, someone has been spying on me

merlin · 03-19-2003, 02:30 AM

I hadn't heard it & I liked it. Thanks for the laugh

HungSolo · 03-19-2003, 03:22 AM

hehehe... funny.

The CaVeMaN · 03-19-2003, 03:48 AM

do you have any more good ones laying around?

KCJ · 03-19-2003, 05:08 AM

a really nice one

03-19-2003, 02:12 AM	#1
421Fill Super Mario Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Swenson's Avatar Posts: 19,409	A funny joke. :) A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman,saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine andsends a note over to the man. The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedesin your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his ownback to her, and it read: Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa! , a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage, and I have over $25 million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK." __________________ RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

03-19-2003, 02:25 AM	#3
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Already heard it. Still cute. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

03-19-2003, 05:08 AM	#8
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03-19-2003, 02:23 AM	#2
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	Not the best one I ready today

03-19-2003, 02:26 AM	#4
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	wtf, someone has been spying on me

03-19-2003, 02:30 AM	#5
merlin Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: OZ Posts: 97	I hadn't heard it & I liked it. Thanks for the laugh

03-19-2003, 03:22 AM	#6
HungSolo Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away... Posts: 582	hehehe... funny.

03-19-2003, 03:48 AM	#7
The CaVeMaN Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 171	do you have any more good ones laying around?