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03-19-2003 02:12 AM |
A funny joke. :)
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman,saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine andsends a note over to the man.
The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedesin your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his ownback to her, and it read:
Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa! , a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL, in my garage, and I have over $25 million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three
inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
:)
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