[OMG] Ms-13 Gangbanger " Golden Testicles " ... - GoFuckYourself.com

MichaelP · 06-23-2015, 02:44 PM

Ms-13 Gangbanger " Golden Testicles " Removes Himself From The Earth Making His Nickname Come True

An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts.

The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the
2002 American
comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films
Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of ?Pelotas de oro?, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the ?deadly operation?.

?This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community?
he told reporters.
?I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one?s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case?he explained.

Did I read this right ???

?This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community?

Sly · 06-23-2015, 02:52 PM

I'm totally fine with that being a growing trend of gang bangers. Hopefully it continues.

EddyTheDog · 06-23-2015, 02:54 PM

Quote:

“This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community”

You know I used to be a nurse right? - I can do it for free(ish) to any idiot - I mean anyone...

All I need is the cash up front and your signature in about 50 places.....

mineistaken · 06-23-2015, 02:55 PM

parasite bites the dust, cheers

Just Alex · 06-23-2015, 02:56 PM

"Compton" mustache wasn't good enough for this din do noffins?

dyna mo · 06-23-2015, 02:58 PM

an unfortunate smelting accident.

abshard · 06-23-2015, 03:00 PM

you all believe this story?

EddyTheDog · 06-23-2015, 03:01 PM

This thread needs pics...

EddyTheDog · 06-23-2015, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abshard

you all believe this story?

I want to believe it...

dyna mo · 06-23-2015, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abshard

you all believe this story?

i WAS enjoying believing the story.

Sly · 06-23-2015, 03:11 PM

False: Gold Member : snopes.com

Wish it were true. :-(

EddyTheDog · 06-23-2015, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

False: Gold Member : snopes.com

Wish it were true. :-(

I am still happy to dangle your balls in molten gold though - I just need the signatures...

Dvae · 06-23-2015, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

This thread needs pics...

Yeah WTF - I'm supposed to believe such a story without pics?

mineistaken · 06-23-2015, 05:00 PM

Our joy did not last long..

xXXtesy10 · 06-23-2015, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex

"Compton" mustache wasn't good enough for this din do noffins?

dynastoned · 06-24-2015, 01:12 PM

hopefully they all do it and lose their nuts or their lives. either one works as long as they can no longer reproduce.

BlackCrayon · 06-24-2015, 01:45 PM

you can't fix stupid but you can try to gold plate it

06-23-2015, 02:44 PM	#1
MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	[OMG] Ms-13 Gangbanger " Golden Testicles " ... Ms-13 Gangbanger " Golden Testicles " Removes Himself From The Earth Making His Nickname Come True An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary. The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts. The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of ?Pelotas de oro?, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise. Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the ?deadly operation?. ?This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community? he told reporters. ?I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one?s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case?he explained. Did I read this right ??? ?This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community?

06-23-2015, 02:52 PM	#2
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,340	I'm totally fine with that being a growing trend of gang bangers. Hopefully it continues. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

06-23-2015, 02:56 PM	#5
Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	"Compton" mustache wasn't good enough for this din do noffins? __________________

06-23-2015, 03:11 PM	#11
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,340	False: Gold Member : snopes.com Wish it were true. :-( __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

06-24-2015, 01:45 PM	#17
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	you can't fix stupid but you can try to gold plate it __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

06-23-2015, 02:55 PM	#4
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	parasite bites the dust, cheers

06-23-2015, 02:58 PM	#6
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,985	an unfortunate smelting accident.

06-23-2015, 03:00 PM	#7
abshard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: AZ Posts: 6,446	you all believe this story?

06-23-2015, 03:01 PM	#8
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,248	This thread needs pics...

06-23-2015, 05:00 PM	#14
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Our joy did not last long..

06-24-2015, 01:12 PM	#16
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	hopefully they all do it and lose their nuts or their lives. either one works as long as they can no longer reproduce.