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  • MichaelP
    Registered User
    • Aug 2003
    • 7124

    #1

    [OMG] Ms-13 Gangbanger " Golden Testicles " ...

    Ms-13 Gangbanger " Golden Testicles " Removes Himself From The Earth Making His Nickname Come True



    An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

    The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts.

    The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the
    2002 American
    comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films
    Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of ?Pelotas de oro?, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

    Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the ?deadly operation?.

    ?This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community?
    he told reporters.
    ?I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one?s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case?he explained.

    Did I read this right ???

    ?This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community?
  • Sly
    Let's do some business!
    • Sep 2004
    • 31376

    #2
    I'm totally fine with that being a growing trend of gang bangers. Hopefully it continues.
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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25433

      #3
      “This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community”
      You know I used to be a nurse right? - I can do it for free(ish) to any idiot - I mean anyone...

      All I need is the cash up front and your signature in about 50 places.....

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      • mineistaken
        See signature :)
        • Apr 2007
        • 29656

        #4
        parasite bites the dust, cheers

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        • Just Alex
          Liv Benson to You, Bitch
          • Aug 2007
          • 6060

          #5
          "Compton" mustache wasn't good enough for this din do noffins?

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          • dyna mo
            just a fucking jerk
            • Dec 2008
            • 68184

            #6
            an unfortunate smelting accident.

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            • abshard
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 6524

              #7
              you all believe this story?

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              • EddyTheDog
                Just Doing My Own Thing
                • Jan 2011
                • 25433

                #8
                This thread needs pics...

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                • EddyTheDog
                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 25433

                  #9
                  Originally posted by abshard
                  you all believe this story?
                  I want to believe it...

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                  • dyna mo
                    just a fucking jerk
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 68184

                    #10
                    Originally posted by abshard
                    you all believe this story?
                    i WAS enjoying believing the story.

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                    • Sly
                      Let's do some business!
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 31376

                      #11
                      False: Gold Member : snopes.com

                      Wish it were true. :-(
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                      • EddyTheDog
                        Just Doing My Own Thing
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 25433

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sly
                        False: Gold Member : snopes.com

                        Wish it were true. :-(
                        I am still happy to dangle your balls in molten gold though - I just need the signatures...

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                        • Dvae
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 5326

                          #13
                          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                          This thread needs pics...
                          Yeah WTF - I'm supposed to believe such a story without pics?
                          .
                          .

                          Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                          • mineistaken
                            See signature :)
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 29656

                            #14
                            Our joy did not last long..

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                            • xXXtesy10
                              Fakecoin Investor
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 7127

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Just Alex
                              "Compton" mustache wasn't good enough for this din do noffins?
                              WARNING: Stay Away From Marlboroack aka aka Brandon Ackerman
                              http://gfy.com/21169705-post8.html
                              Donny Long is Felon, Stalker, Scammer & Coward
                              http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...lon-int-761244

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                              • dynastoned
                                mmm yeah!
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 5061

                                #16
                                hopefully they all do it and lose their nuts or their lives. either one works as long as they can no longer reproduce.

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                                • BlackCrayon
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 19634

                                  #17
                                  you can't fix stupid but you can try to gold plate it
                                  you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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