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Have you ever written a love poem for someone? What happened?
One girl inspired me to write a "love" poem 2 or 3 years back... anyway I don't want to degrade the poem by posting in here on GFY (hope you understand), but the point is I wrote it the first night that I talked to her -- and saved it (or memorized it -- not sure) -- maybe a month later we hooked up (she was out of town before that) -- and she loved the poem so much that she had it displayed on her wall and would always ask me to read it to her... Needless to say I was really happy that I wrote it... I think there's a certain honesty about a good poem...
Tonight I was inspired again... I did have a bloody mary, a pint of bud, some coffee and the raindrops to help it along, but I think I have a real masterpiece... the words really express the mysterious attraction I have for this girl... I'm excited to give it to her... we'll see if there is a happy ending... ![]() |
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i write poems for my gf sometimes, she likes it when i do. they always make bad situations get better
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Always has the same result...nookie...try it.
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Never again
will you feel this way my words are sex my concepts are sway. |
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now i'm about as sad as an ice cube
sitting in your drink missing melting on you ![]() |
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![]() --- Feel my twisting strain, my forceful thrust, my vulgar vein. Let me fuck you every hour. Throw away your clock. Set your pace and keep in time, with the rise and fall of cock. |
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Beatnik poems rule!
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Try this one...
You coldhearted witch You insensitive bitch You spent all my cash Now I live in a ditch. That should warm her panties. ![]()
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Fuck you, that's what I said,
you freakin bitch, you whore, God damn it. Wanted to enjoy my drink, but now I gotta slam it. You hit me with that shit you hit me on and on again, I should have seen it coming when you came (did you?) and when, You had that shit annoying grin I hate so on your lips, and your left hand perched that way (you know the way, yeah) on your hips, and your eyebrow cocked up cocky like a bridge over the water, (by the way you guys I wish I hadn't waited, should have shot her) So you're lying there with me and start this crap about your feelings, What the fuck bitch why not crawl right under my skin like it's peeling? Can't we just enjoy the afterglow with smokes and this here drink, instead of talking lovey dovey, Jesus Christ, I can't even think. I'll tell you what, I'll marry you Yeah, sure, if I'm ever able. In the mean time bitch get out the bed, your money's on the table. |
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Nothing more romantic than a nice love poem nowadays where close to noone writes them anylonger.
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I wrote one to my ex and the bitch showed all her friends and they thought i wa corny as fuck. never will do that again
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No poems but songs yeah. One good corny assed song can do the job. The cool part is you don't even have to mean it and you can use it again later on someone else.
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I don't write love poems. I write hate poems.
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tried it, she called me a fag, kicked me in the nuts and broke up
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First love poem I wrote was for a member of the opposite sex that got me a trip to the principal office for harassment. But did that stop me...NO! However, most of my "love" poems are now mostly about broken love or such stuff. I haven't wrote a pure love poem since high school since I haven't felt real love since then.
I do write a lot of sex poems too ;) |
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Would I ever write a corny love poem? maybe for a corny girl... but I don't fall for those hahahahas...
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