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Old 03-17-2003, 12:22 AM   #1
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Have you ever written a love poem for someone? What happened?

One girl inspired me to write a "love" poem 2 or 3 years back... anyway I don't want to degrade the poem by posting in here on GFY (hope you understand), but the point is I wrote it the first night that I talked to her -- and saved it (or memorized it -- not sure) -- maybe a month later we hooked up (she was out of town before that) -- and she loved the poem so much that she had it displayed on her wall and would always ask me to read it to her... Needless to say I was really happy that I wrote it... I think there's a certain honesty about a good poem...

Tonight I was inspired again... I did have a bloody mary, a pint of bud, some coffee and the raindrops to help it along, but I think I have a real masterpiece... the words really express the mysterious attraction I have for this girl... I'm excited to give it to her... we'll see if there is a happy ending...
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Old 03-17-2003, 12:23 AM   #2
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i write poems for my gf sometimes, she likes it when i do. they always make bad situations get better
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Old 03-17-2003, 12:23 AM   #3
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Always has the same result...nookie...try it.
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Old 03-17-2003, 12:30 AM   #4
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Never again
will you feel this way
my words are sex
my concepts are sway.
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Old 03-17-2003, 12:31 AM   #5
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Never again
will you feel this way
my words are sex
my concepts are sway.
You give her that, and you are definitely not getting laid.

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Old 03-17-2003, 12:32 AM   #6
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now i'm about as sad as an ice cube
sitting in your drink
missing melting on you

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Old 03-17-2003, 12:34 AM   #7
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You give her that, and you are definitely not getting laid.

Yeah these are my GFY caliber poems... nothing too thought provoking

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Feel my twisting strain,
my forceful thrust,
my vulgar vein.
Let me fuck you every hour.
Throw away your clock.
Set your pace and keep in time,
with the rise and fall of cock.
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Old 03-17-2003, 12:34 AM   #8
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Beatnik poems rule!
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Old 03-17-2003, 12:34 AM   #9
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Try this one...

You coldhearted witch
You insensitive bitch
You spent all my cash
Now I live in a ditch.

That should warm her panties.

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Old 03-17-2003, 01:16 AM   #10
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Fuck you, that's what I said,
you freakin bitch, you whore,
God damn it.
Wanted to enjoy my drink,
but now I gotta
slam it.
You hit me with that shit
you hit me on and on
again,
I should have seen it coming
when you came (did you?)
and when,
You had that shit annoying grin
I hate so
on your lips,
and your left hand perched that way
(you know the way, yeah)
on your hips,
and your eyebrow cocked up cocky
like a bridge
over the water,
(by the way you guys I wish I hadn't waited,
should have shot her)
So you're lying there with me
and start this crap about
your feelings,
What the fuck bitch why not crawl
right under my skin like it's
peeling?
Can't we just enjoy the afterglow with
smokes and this here drink,
instead of talking lovey dovey,
Jesus Christ, I can't even think.
I'll tell you what, I'll marry you
Yeah, sure, if I'm ever able.
In the mean time bitch get out the bed,
your money's on the table.
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Old 03-17-2003, 02:27 AM   #11
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Nothing more romantic than a nice love poem nowadays where close to noone writes them anylonger.
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Old 03-17-2003, 02:31 AM   #12
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I wrote one to my ex and the bitch showed all her friends and they thought i wa corny as fuck. never will do that again
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Old 03-17-2003, 06:09 AM   #13
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http://www.hypercom.ca/love/
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Old 03-17-2003, 06:17 AM   #14
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No poems but songs yeah. One good corny assed song can do the job. The cool part is you don't even have to mean it and you can use it again later on someone else.
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Old 03-17-2003, 06:25 AM   #15
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I wrote one to my ex and the bitch showed all her friends and they thought i wa corny as fuck. never will do that again


Exactly the reason I've never done it.
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Old 03-17-2003, 06:39 AM   #16
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Have you ever written a love poem for someone? What happened?

No but my friend did. We called him gay.
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:22 AM   #17
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No but my friend did. We called him gay.
12clicks dont post mojo's poem again
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:24 AM   #18
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I don't write love poems. I write hate poems.
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:25 AM   #19
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tried it, she called me a fag, kicked me in the nuts and broke up
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:39 AM   #20
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First love poem I wrote was for a member of the opposite sex that got me a trip to the principal office for harassment. But did that stop me...NO! However, most of my "love" poems are now mostly about broken love or such stuff. I haven't wrote a pure love poem since high school since I haven't felt real love since then.

I do write a lot of sex poems too ;)
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Old 03-17-2003, 09:13 AM   #21
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Would I ever write a corny love poem? maybe for a corny girl... but I don't fall for those hahahahas... ...this poem isn't about love in a direct sense -- it involves indirect references and imagery, and delicious sopping-wet words... that only she could decifer given the context... it basically explains my obsession with her in a very clever, innocent and pimpin' way
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