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clickity click · 02-13-2015, 04:28 PM

Well not completely, I can still piss and stuff but for the last few weeks I have been unable to get erect.
This is serious. I need some advice because I am married with a couple of kids. I have been off work for the last couple of weeks and the wife like really wants sex. We have been married 9 years.

I normally take generic viagra, it gets delivered via India so who the fuck knows what's in it but it arrives after a couple of weeks and normally works great. These are blue pills.
The last time I ordered I got it from an online pharmacy based in the UK, the pills were reasonable price and came within 48 hours. I was happy because I thought I had found a reputable supplier.

Unfortunately the pills (generic viagra) haven't worked. They were 50mg and I think I normally take 1/2 of a 100mg one.
Anyway after taking 1 they did nothing so the next evening I took 2, still nothing.. I don't really want to take more than 2..

So, this was over a week ago. I am under a fair amount of stress yada yada yada but tomorrow is Valentines and I really could do with pulling it outta the bag. Need ideas.

seeandsee · 02-13-2015, 04:32 PM

You should visit doctor

myleene · 02-13-2015, 04:33 PM

Stop taking anything and go at it on your own.

If it doesn't work... You could try a softer cockring.

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

You should visit doctor

And possibly this.

L-Pink · 02-13-2015, 04:33 PM

A hot midget licking my ass always gets me hard.

And if it doesn't so what? Your cock still looks huge in her hand.

bronco67 · 02-13-2015, 04:36 PM

Go watch some Anikka Albrite doggystyle video clips, and I'll bill you later.

Start with this one.
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NALEM · 02-13-2015, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

You should visit doctor

Yes but before you do ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by myleene

Stop taking anything and go at it on your own.

NO BS advice -> have the Mrs do a prostate exam on you (youtube it), and consider taking an aggressive approach to changing your life (if needed) which includes reduced/no smoking, eating healthier, lots of water, exercise, etc. That alone helps most people.

Bladewire · 02-13-2015, 05:00 PM

My friend that drank alcohol daily for years, and quit by transitioning to pot, had the same problem as you. He went to the doctor and learned that drinking regularly causes the intestines to lose their nutrient absorption ability, and inhibits gluconeogenesis. The result is lack of energy & erectile dysfunction, amongst other things. When you have this condition and take Viagra, very, very little is absorbed, so it doesn't work.

The cool thing is within 3-4 days of stopping drinking, he had a lot more energy and woke up with a boner ( no pills ) no joke.

More info

Good luck

Jel · 02-13-2015, 05:05 PM

you're fucked mate. the seed of doubt has been planted in your mind, and that's all it takes. Probably a shit batch, bin those and get another lot.

Also order some 5mg cialis, take 1 a day, and forget fucking around trying to time a viagra right. After a week of those you'll be back to the amount/strength of erections you had in your 20's

Cut out caffeine, lower your sugar intake as well, and get the sleep your body tells you that you need these days. It's still most likely mental, but the placebo effect of getting that stuff done as well will likely help bundles.

At a pinch, go down the doctors and get a prescription for viagra (now generic, forget the name), get the 100mg so you can take half and get double for your money, and those should last you until you get your other ones etc

lazycash · 02-13-2015, 05:34 PM

So much fake pharma out there, you're mostly buying useless capsules filled with who knows what. Watch this if you can and you may never buy online pharma again,

Fake Pharma | National Geographic Channel

_Lush_ · 02-13-2015, 06:33 PM

With out pics of wife we don't have all info to help out with proper advice

Spunky · 02-13-2015, 06:35 PM

Amputation is the only answer

bronco67 · 02-13-2015, 06:45 PM

I have the opposite problem. I'm like Viagra with legs, but finding the right time when my wife wants sex is a little frustrating.

I think it's stress. Losing your job is known to cause that, and I've had stress induced limp dick before.

Mr. Garibaldi · 02-13-2015, 06:53 PM

maybe you suddenly became gay... download some gay videos and see if your dick gets hard...

TheSquealer · 02-13-2015, 07:28 PM

Why are you asking a bunch of degenerates and total fucking idiots about medical issues? This seems to be Darwin at work, more than anything.

woj · 02-13-2015, 08:35 PM

hit the gym and lift some weights, that will increase your testosterone, and so should help with your ED (especially if you do it long term) (start off with only compound exercises) ...

you might also have some luck with the nitric oxide (NO) booster pre-workout supplements, they cause vasodilation, increasing blood flow to your cock... (look for ones containing l-arginine)

but really, best bet is to talk to your doctor...

AdultKing · 02-13-2015, 08:40 PM

The OP is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

MiamiBoyz · 02-13-2015, 09:18 PM

Sorry but you have all the classic systems of a "used up" cock. You see there are a finite number of times a cock can become fully erect...working in porn accelerates this (occupational hazard) and well, there you have it.

Game over my friend!

GAMEFINEST · 02-13-2015, 09:40 PM

IF you have to taken medication to get an erection, just means you are bored and need someone new, sorry to hear that bro.

klinton · 02-13-2015, 09:40 PM

this is the best board to get some serious answers about this issue !!! he he heh

SmutGiant · 02-13-2015, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel

you're fucked mate. the seed of doubt has been planted in your mind, and that's all it takes.

This right here.

Also all the porn you've seen all these years fucks with your head. Your brain doesn't know the difference between the hundreds of pornstars on your screen vs the same chick in your bed every day.

No matter how hot your girlfriend is she can't compete with the constant stimuli/newness/novelty of internet porn.

Sexier · 02-14-2015, 01:21 AM

Your problem is being married, it happens all the time.

Just go out and try a different pussy if that works then you found the root problem.

MPGdevil · 02-14-2015, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

You should visit doctor

This.

Why anyone are willing to gamble with their health ordering medicine on the web is beyond me.

ErectMedia · 02-14-2015, 10:30 AM

I know one place that actually sells legit shit online but expensive as fuck. Better to go to the doctor.

Barry-xlovecam · 02-14-2015, 11:39 AM

Don't use any more ED meds or 'penis pills'
Refrain from any masturbation
Do your porn work
See if you get an involuntary errection

If after 10 days your cock is like a wet noodle;

See a doctor, get referred to a cardiologist
Do some tests that would indicate any advancing stenosis in your arteries
Get an exploratory angiogram and lower drip angiogram done

They need to check the Internal Iliac artery for any stenosis greater than 80% see:
Internal iliac artery - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You need adequate blood flow to get a hardon ...
This can be a warning sign of progressing cardiovascular illness.

CPA-Rush · 02-14-2015, 12:24 PM

topic of the year

CPA-Rush · 02-14-2015, 12:27 PM

hope this help

clickity click · 02-14-2015, 12:57 PM

Thanks for your support guys but you will be happy to note that its a false alarm and my dick isn't actually broken..
I still think the genEric viagra I bought was useless but it didn't matter.
I managed to offload the 2 kids for the night the after a couple rum by dick startedvworking like it should.
I just fucker the wife good like she want and then came here to tell you guys.
Now we go.to casino.

TheSquealer · 02-14-2015, 12:59 PM

Just know that you did the right thing and at the first hint of medical problems, you rushed to ask a cesspool of world class dipshit webmasters for complicated medical advice. You'll do well in life.

CPA-Rush · 02-14-2015, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

cesspool of world class dipshit webmasters for complicated medical advice. You'll do well in life.

so true

Seth Manson · 02-14-2015, 01:21 PM

Beat your dick daily until it works like it's supposed to.

You have to show it who is the boss.

aka123 · 02-14-2015, 01:26 PM

Good to hear that your dick worked, apparently without Viagra.

But I have to spoil some of your joy; using Viagra (and getting boner) doesn't equal as working dick. It is supposed to work without supplements. Of course good if it works with supplements, but the baseline is without supplements.

mineistaken · 02-14-2015, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Why are you asking a bunch of degenerates and total fucking idiots about medical issues? This seems to be Darwin at work, more than anything.

Probably, at least partially, for fun

No good advice expected, but a laugh or two - why not

Barry-xlovecam · 02-14-2015, 03:09 PM

So your porn name is Dick Powers now ?

NatalieK · 02-14-2015, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

Well not completely, I can still piss and stuff but for the last few weeks I have been unable to get erect.
This is serious. I need some advice because I am married with a couple of kids. I have been off work for the last couple of weeks and the wife like really wants sex. We have been married 9 years.

I normally take generic viagra, it gets delivered via India so who the fuck knows what's in it but it arrives after a couple of weeks and normally works great. These are blue pills.
The last time I ordered I got it from an online pharmacy based in the UK, the pills were reasonable price and came within 48 hours. I was happy because I thought I had found a reputable supplier.

Unfortunately the pills (generic viagra) haven't worked. They were 50mg and I think I normally take 1/2 of a 100mg one.
Anyway after taking 1 they did nothing so the next evening I took 2, still nothing.. I don't really want to take more than 2..

So, this was over a week ago. I am under a fair amount of stress yada yada yada but tomorrow is Valentines and I really could do with pulling it outta the bag. Need ideas.

I feel for you!

I promise a weekend with me, I'll sort your cock out!

Book a flight, let me partner cook & pour drinks while you & I spend time chatting & fucking.

I usually would charge over a grand for a weekend, but as you're on GFY, I'm happy to sort you out & your problem

ITraffic · 02-14-2015, 03:15 PM

best to ignore the advice in this thread. i know the real source of your problem.

fullmoonmagickshoppe.com/1999/01/penis-shrinking-impotence-curse-spell.html

you need professional help. skype me for what to do next.

RyuLion · 02-14-2015, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

You should visit doctor

SekobA · 02-15-2015, 02:12 AM

You should not make changes when you get a great product pills try find the preVious one

pimpmaster9000 · 02-15-2015, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

Unfortunately the pills (generic viagra) haven't worked. They were 50mg and I think I normally take 1/2 of a 100mg one.

the sildenalfil is prone to oxidizing if you have a generic tab without a coated shell...if you buy "loose" pills with no blister packing then you are basically getting stale or semi-stale product...

I made a shit ton of money with generic V back in the 00'-s man it was like printing money

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clickity click So Fecking Bummed Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 3,682	Thanks for your support guys but you will be happy to note that its a false alarm and my dick isn't actually broken.. I still think the genEric viagra I bought was useless but it didn't matter. I managed to offload the 2 kids for the night the after a couple rum by dick startedvworking like it should. I just fucker the wife good like she want and then came here to tell you guys. Now we go.to casino.

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