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ZeroHero · 02-06-2015, 04:36 PM

This Guy Was Told By Doctors That He Only Has 100 Orgasms Left Before His Penis Stops Working!!!

On a daily basis we see stories pulled directly from the news, or places like Reddit?s ?Today I Fucked Up? that make us think, ?HOLY SHIT, that is my goddamn nightmare.? Around 95% of those stories involve some sort of genital demise. Whether some guy accidentally knocks himself out masturbating ? only to be found on the floor (boner in hand) by his girlfriend ?or some cheating asshole has his penis cut off TWICE by his wife, all of them are harrowing and certainly nothing I want to gain any personal experience in.

This story we received last night is no different. It comes from a guy (we?ll call him R.L.S.) who is friends with someone in our company and he wrote in because he wanted to see if anyone else is facing a similar ?HOLY SHIT, that is my goddamn nightmare? situation.

According to R.L.S.?s email:

I?m 34 years old and I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining. They estimate I have about a hundred nuts left.

You cannot imagine the feeling. I go in for what I think is a routine physical, and I?m blindsided. My whole life changes in an instant; like hearing you have six months to live. I honestly thought the doctor was fucking with me? how do you even process that kind of information?

But I?ve now seen the full battery of experts and specialists. They call it ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa. Catchy, right? Basically, there?s a reservoir in your penis that fills with blood when you have an erection. In my case, every time I get hard, it causes an autoimmune reaction, which causes a scar tissue build-up in the reservoir. Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again. I?m the first case anyone?s ever seen, and no one can tell me why it?s happening. I don?t wear briefs or hang out in saunas. There?s been no blunt force trauma to the balls. Some of the women from my past have suggested it?s karma, and I?m actually starting to believe it.

I?ve tried every conceivable therapy and medication there is, but nothing works. So I?ve been through the five stages of grief. I accept my fate. But that?s not the same as knowing how to cope with it. Masturbation?s obviously out of the question. I feel like I need to be super selective with women, as if all of a sudden I?m gonna start banging Victoria?s Secret models. Like I deserve it now, in some sort of twisted Make a Wish for a Dying Penis bid. And lately, I?m terrified of sex itself. I slept with one woman since the diagnosis, but when she wanted to go for a second round, a wave of incredible panic swept over me. I burst into a cold sweat and my chest felt like it was gonna cave in on itself. Since then I?ve been chaste as a fucking nun, but I toss and turn all night with crazy, disturbing sex dreams, and now I?m worried that I?ll lose a nut to a wet dream.

So I?m hoping to start a dialogue here. Has anyone out there experienced anything like this? How does one go about planning a farewell tour- a goodbye forever- to sex? Any advice/suggestions are truly appreciated.

I?m rarely at a loss for words, but ya, that right there is nightmare fuel.

ZeroHero · 02-06-2015, 05:16 PM

What would you do if this is your last 100 fucks around?

NaughtyVisions · 02-06-2015, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero

What would you do if this is your last 100 fucks around?

SilentKnight · 02-06-2015, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero

What would you do if this is your last 100 fucks around?

I'd up my fee.

SBJ · 02-06-2015, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Love Office Space!

I would for sure jerk off less that's for sure!

SpaceDoc · 02-06-2015, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

Love Office Space!

I would for sure jerk off less that's for sure!

mos.def. not jerking

damn it that is so bad situation

JD · 02-06-2015, 07:21 PM

what about night wood? $lifetimeBoners--

SBJ · 02-06-2015, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

what about night wood? $lifetimeBoners--

that is what I thought too at first, but this quote makes it sound like he can get hard but can't cum

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I?m 34 years old and I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining. They estimate I have about a hundred nuts left.

ErectMedia · 02-06-2015, 08:00 PM

100 Rapes about to go down, gotta make em count, A-List celebs gotta get the sausage.

bronco67 · 02-06-2015, 08:05 PM

Make a kickstarter page, except the donation is pussy. If you want to have more than 100 girls, take them in groups of 10.

AdultKing · 02-06-2015, 08:12 PM

The story is hyped, it's called Peyronie’s disease and affects lots of men, especially aged in their 50's and 60's.

SpaceDoc · 02-06-2015, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

The story is hyped, it's called Peyronie?s disease and affects lots of men, especially aged in their 50's and 60's.

this guy doesn't look that old?

AdultKing · 02-06-2015, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SpaceDoc

this guy doesn't look that old?

Strokes usually kill older people too, but young people still have them

lock · 02-06-2015, 11:39 PM

Just do 100 different women still more than most.

freecartoonporn · 02-07-2015, 12:10 AM

time to get married son.

ZeroHero · 02-07-2015, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

time to get married son.

Maybe the best solution

GregE · 02-07-2015, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

time to get married son.

Perhaps. Then again, when his dick stops working the missis might get a little "funny".

Hentaikid · 02-07-2015, 05:57 AM

Can't he get that pump thing people used to get before viagra?

AdultKing · 02-07-2015, 05:59 AM

SekobA · 02-07-2015, 06:10 AM

Time to make more girls pregnant

ZeroHero · 02-07-2015, 08:15 AM

i'm sure these days there is a medical solution, but not a cheap one

NETSEX · 02-07-2015, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

nice tittle

02-06-2015, 04:36 PM	#1
ZeroHero So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Westbahnhof Posts: 15,336	This Guy Was Told By Doctors That He Only Has 100 Orgasms Left Before His Penis Stops Working This Guy Was Told By Doctors That He Only Has 100 Orgasms Left Before His Penis Stops Working!!! On a daily basis we see stories pulled directly from the news, or places like Reddit?s ?Today I Fucked Up? that make us think, ?HOLY SHIT, that is my goddamn nightmare.? Around 95% of those stories involve some sort of genital demise. Whether some guy accidentally knocks himself out masturbating ? only to be found on the floor (boner in hand) by his girlfriend ?or some cheating asshole has his penis cut off TWICE by his wife, all of them are harrowing and certainly nothing I want to gain any personal experience in. This story we received last night is no different. It comes from a guy (we?ll call him R.L.S.) who is friends with someone in our company and he wrote in because he wanted to see if anyone else is facing a similar ?HOLY SHIT, that is my goddamn nightmare? situation. According to R.L.S.?s email: I?m 34 years old and I have a finite amount of real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining. They estimate I have about a hundred nuts left. You cannot imagine the feeling. I go in for what I think is a routine physical, and I?m blindsided. My whole life changes in an instant; like hearing you have six months to live. I honestly thought the doctor was fucking with me? how do you even process that kind of information? But I?ve now seen the full battery of experts and specialists. They call it ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa. Catchy, right? Basically, there?s a reservoir in your penis that fills with blood when you have an erection. In my case, every time I get hard, it causes an autoimmune reaction, which causes a scar tissue build-up in the reservoir. Ultimately, the scar tissue will make it impossible to ever get a boner again. I?m the first case anyone?s ever seen, and no one can tell me why it?s happening. I don?t wear briefs or hang out in saunas. There?s been no blunt force trauma to the balls. Some of the women from my past have suggested it?s karma, and I?m actually starting to believe it. I?ve tried every conceivable therapy and medication there is, but nothing works. So I?ve been through the five stages of grief. I accept my fate. But that?s not the same as knowing how to cope with it. Masturbation?s obviously out of the question. I feel like I need to be super selective with women, as if all of a sudden I?m gonna start banging Victoria?s Secret models. Like I deserve it now, in some sort of twisted Make a Wish for a Dying Penis bid. And lately, I?m terrified of sex itself. I slept with one woman since the diagnosis, but when she wanted to go for a second round, a wave of incredible panic swept over me. I burst into a cold sweat and my chest felt like it was gonna cave in on itself. Since then I?ve been chaste as a fucking nun, but I toss and turn all night with crazy, disturbing sex dreams, and now I?m worried that I?ll lose a nut to a wet dream. So I?m hoping to start a dialogue here. Has anyone out there experienced anything like this? How does one go about planning a farewell tour- a goodbye forever- to sex? Any advice/suggestions are truly appreciated. I?m rarely at a loss for words, but ya, that right there is nightmare fuel.

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02-06-2015, 05:16 PM	#2
ZeroHero So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Westbahnhof Posts: 15,336	What would you do if this is your last 100 fucks around?

02-06-2015, 07:21 PM	#7
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	what about night wood? $lifetimeBoners--

02-06-2015, 08:12 PM	#11
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	The story is hyped, it's called Peyronie’s disease and affects lots of men, especially aged in their 50's and 60's.

02-07-2015, 05:57 AM	#18
Hentaikid Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,249	Can't he get that pump thing people used to get before viagra?

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AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601

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02-07-2015, 08:15 AM	#21
ZeroHero So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Westbahnhof Posts: 15,336	i'm sure these days there is a medical solution, but not a cheap one