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ZeroHero · 02-05-2015, 07:42 AM

Read and watch it here, i like to see the comments for this turd

Jason Reitman Created A Fully Functional Porn Site For 'Men, Women & Children'

bronco67 · 02-05-2015, 08:04 AM

Turd??? I don't get it.

ZeroHero · 02-05-2015, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Turd??? I don't get it.

i was meaning "Brud" in german urban dictonary is like "bro"

Bladewire · 02-05-2015, 08:27 AM

Typical new artist claiming to do something edgy to get his name out there, then lying about how much work it was do to it. Give me a fucking break

"We had a guy whose job, full-time, was to look at porn ... and find thumbnails so we could create Pornhub pages so that it looked as though someone was searching things and things were coming up," Reitman told HuffPost Live's Roy Sekoff. "So that guy, for weeks, he just watched porn and came up with thumbnails and titles to clips."

"We had to think of the internet as a location. Normally in a movie, you have to build a bedroom, a school classroom, a hallway, a restaurant," Reitman said. "And we had to do those things. But we spent more time, more money, more man hours building the actual internet that the actors were exploring."

ITraffic · 02-05-2015, 08:27 AM

no one cares.

beerptrol · 02-05-2015, 08:40 AM

Just another turd in the punch bowl!

Bladewire · 02-05-2015, 08:47 AM

Ok, it's early. I guess nobody got the sarcasm in my post

ZeroHero · 02-05-2015, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Ok, it's early. I guess nobody got the sarcasm in my post

give it some time bro

SEXTANT · 02-05-2015, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

"So that guy, for weeks, he just watched porn and came up with thumbnails and titles to clips."

titles for clips, thinking for weeks

CaptainHowdy · 02-05-2015, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMarkiz

titles for clips, thinking for weeks

... As a grunt writer you're supossed to come up with at least a hundred clip titles per hour

.

fappingJack · 02-05-2015, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Ok, it's early. I guess nobody got the sarcasm in my post

okay, im buying it for now

iamBoogieman · 02-06-2015, 12:35 AM

Cool. Family porn.

ZeroHero · 02-06-2015, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by iamBoogieman

Cool. Family porn.

lezinterracial · 02-06-2015, 02:15 PM

Sounds like they made a porn site for the movie 'Men, Women & Children'. Not necessarily a porn site for men, women, and children to look at.

Good title for click bait and good SEO for pedos. Will be interesting to see the comments when they come in.

ZeroHero · 02-06-2015, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Sounds like they made a porn site for the movie 'Men, Women & Children'. Not necessarily a porn site for men, women, and children to look at.

Good title for click bait and good SEO for pedos. Will be interesting to see the comments when they come in.

first time when i read the article, i misread instead 'Men, Women & Children' i saw They made a porn site for Two and a Half man

SpaceDoc · 02-06-2015, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero

first time when i read the article, i misread instead 'Men, Women & Children' i saw They made a porn site for Two and a Half man

rofl, imagine that

JosephFM · 02-07-2015, 06:18 AM

It took weeks and lot of man hours to create porn hub style pages with seo function?

Anybody here can do that in a couple hours.

ZeroHero · 02-07-2015, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JosephFM

It took weeks and lot of man hours to create porn hub style pages with seo function?

Anybody here can do that in a couple hours.

couple hours -done.
after a week paycheck -done.

weeks and hours like this is a rocket science, still funny as hell

SilentKnight · 02-07-2015, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Typical new artist claiming to do something edgy to get his name out there, then lying about how much work it was do to it. Give me a fucking break

"We had a guy whose job, full-time, was to look at porn ... and find thumbnails so we could create Pornhub pages so that it looked as though someone was searching things and things were coming up," Reitman told HuffPost Live's Roy Sekoff. "So that guy, for weeks, he just watched porn and came up with thumbnails and titles to clips."

"We had to think of the internet as a location. Normally in a movie, you have to build a bedroom, a school classroom, a hallway, a restaurant," Reitman said. "And we had to do those things. But we spent more time, more money, more man hours building the actual internet that the actors were exploring."

Congrats to them - they invented the wheel.

While surrounded by...wheels.

bronco67 · 02-07-2015, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

... As a grunt writer you're supossed to come up with at least a hundred clip titles per hour

.

Someone should make porn clip title generator. That would be hilarious. Just hit a button and you get:

She gets pounded good and hard and then squirts all over the place

What they really want is to suck on that cock after being butt fucked

She rides that dick, sliding her pussy up and down on his meat

These tight ass whores love to be fucked up the ass

After being picked up on the street, she gets fucked up the arse

These juicy booty babes has one thing on their mind

NETSEX · 02-07-2015, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Congrats to them - they invented the wheel.

While surrounded by...wheels.

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Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	Typical new artist claiming to do something edgy to get his name out there, then lying about how much work it was do to it. Give me a fucking break "We had a guy whose job, full-time, was to look at porn ... and find thumbnails so we could create Pornhub pages so that it looked as though someone was searching things and things were coming up," Reitman told HuffPost Live's Roy Sekoff. "So that guy, for weeks, he just watched porn and came up with thumbnails and titles to clips." "We had to think of the internet as a location. Normally in a movie, you have to build a bedroom, a school classroom, a hallway, a restaurant," Reitman said. "And we had to do those things. But we spent more time, more money, more man hours building the actual internet that the actors were exploring."

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