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Old 01-17-2015, 03:36 AM   #1
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A device for opening apart the tops of garbage bags, that are stuck together when new?

A clamp with a jet of air or something? I'm not trying to invent one - I wanna buy one!

Just spent about 4 mins rubbing the top together and almost getting a microscope out to find the minute gab so I could pull it apart...
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Old 01-17-2015, 03:47 AM   #2
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haha the cheap bags are like that. i do feel stupid fumbling around trying to figure out how to get the top end open.
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Old 01-17-2015, 04:41 AM   #3
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or just try to wet tops of your fingers with saliva while trying to open the bag, it works
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Old 01-17-2015, 04:50 AM   #4
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or just try to wet tops of your fingers with saliva while trying to open the bag, it works
Will try it next time
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Old 01-17-2015, 04:56 AM   #5
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lol people make lots of stuff
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Old 01-17-2015, 05:07 AM   #6
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Nice invention.
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Old 01-17-2015, 05:45 AM   #7
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or just try to wet tops of your fingers with saliva while trying to open the bag, it works
+1 Works every time.
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Old 01-17-2015, 07:01 AM   #8
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if you haooen to find one, gimme a beep ;)
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Old 01-17-2015, 08:20 AM   #9
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We're discussing the difficulties related to opening a plastic bag on GFY.
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Old 01-17-2015, 08:23 AM   #10
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When you go to a UK supermarket. They often have self service.

If I get just a few items I use (but hate) the self service.

The one thing I hate is not being able to open the plastic bags.

They just never open for me.
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Old 01-17-2015, 08:28 AM   #11
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Put a lil spit on it and you're good. My idea too. See who needs inventions. Spit and a hand, you're good to go. It has multiple uses too!
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Old 01-17-2015, 09:06 AM   #12
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We're discussing the difficulties related to opening a plastic bag on GFY.
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Old 01-17-2015, 09:16 AM   #13
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One simple option (not sure it will work) is to try sticky tape and use that to grip both sides of the bag.
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Old 01-17-2015, 09:46 AM   #14
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Water bottle keychain - you wet your fingers and you open the bag. Ta da!

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I have the gf do it!
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Old 01-17-2015, 10:27 AM   #16
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You can't ask a business related question on this board, that would be helpful to people and get a single answer. Yet this clown gets replies to this non-sense.
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Old 01-17-2015, 11:21 AM   #17
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Bit of poo on the fingers would work.
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Old 01-17-2015, 11:24 AM   #18
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You can't ask a business related question on this board, that would be helpful to people and get a single answer. Yet this clown gets replies to this non-sense.
Nobody is going to borrow our bag opening methods. We don't know how to monetize that anyway.
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