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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Invention: Does this already exist?
A device for opening apart the tops of garbage bags, that are stuck together when new?
A clamp with a jet of air or something? I'm not trying to invent one - I wanna buy one! Just spent about 4 mins rubbing the top together and almost getting a microscope out to find the minute gab so I could pull it apart... ![]() |
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haha the cheap bags are like that. i do feel stupid fumbling around trying to figure out how to get the top end open.
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2014 High Speed Plastic Bag Opener Machine - Buy Plastic Bag Opener Machine,Plastic Bag Making Machine,Polythene Bag Making Machine Product on Alibaba.com
![]() or just try to wet tops of your fingers with saliva while trying to open the bag, it works
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Nice invention.
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+1 Works every time.
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if you haooen to find one, gimme a beep ;)
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We're discussing the difficulties related to opening a plastic bag on GFY.
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When you go to a UK supermarket. They often have self service.
If I get just a few items I use (but hate) the self service. The one thing I hate is not being able to open the plastic bags. They just never open for me.
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One simple option (not sure it will work) is to try sticky tape and use that to grip both sides of the bag.
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Water bottle keychain - you wet your fingers and you open the bag. Ta da!
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I have the gf do it!
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You can't ask a business related question on this board, that would be helpful to people and get a single answer. Yet this clown gets replies to this non-sense.
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Bit of poo on the fingers would work.
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