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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38957

    #1

    Invention: Does this already exist?

    A device for opening apart the tops of garbage bags, that are stuck together when new?

    A clamp with a jet of air or something? I'm not trying to invent one - I wanna buy one!

    Just spent about 4 mins rubbing the top together and almost getting a microscope out to find the minute gab so I could pull it apart...


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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #2
    haha the cheap bags are like that. i do feel stupid fumbling around trying to figure out how to get the top end open.
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    • Tom.K
      Confirmed User
      • May 2011
      • 422

      #3
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      or just try to wet tops of your fingers with saliva while trying to open the bag, it works
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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38957

        #4
        Thanks - Just ordered 2 !

        Originally posted by Tom.K
        or just try to wet tops of your fingers with saliva while trying to open the bag, it works
        Will try it next time


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        • seeandsee
          Check SIG!
          • Mar 2006
          • 50945

          #5
          lol people make lots of stuff
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          • iamBoogieman
            So Fucking Banned
            • Dec 2014
            • 1329

            #6
            Nice invention.

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            • ravo
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 5461

              #7
              Originally posted by Tom.K

              or just try to wet tops of your fingers with saliva while trying to open the bag, it works
              +1 Works every time.
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              • fappingJack
                So Fucking Banned
                • Dec 2014
                • 2172

                #8
                if you haooen to find one, gimme a beep ;)

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                • SilentKnight
                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24818

                  #9
                  We're discussing the difficulties related to opening a plastic bag on GFY.

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                  • DVTimes
                    xxx
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 31658

                    #10
                    When you go to a UK supermarket. They often have self service.

                    If I get just a few items I use (but hate) the self service.

                    The one thing I hate is not being able to open the plastic bags.

                    They just never open for me.
                    XXX

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                    • makeabuck
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 629

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tom.K
                      Put a lil spit on it and you're good. My idea too. See who needs inventions. Spit and a hand, you're good to go. It has multiple uses too!

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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38957

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                        We're discussing the difficulties related to opening a plastic bag on GFY.
                        Yes - Serious Biddnezz


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                        • DVTimes
                          xxx
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 31658

                          #13
                          One simple option (not sure it will work) is to try sticky tape and use that to grip both sides of the bag.
                          XXX

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                          • Antonio
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 14136

                            #14
                            Water bottle keychain - you wet your fingers and you open the bag. Ta da!

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                            • beerptrol
                              Confirmed Asshole
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722

                              #15
                              I have the gf do it!
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                              • AmateurBros
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2015
                                • 399

                                #16
                                You can't ask a business related question on this board, that would be helpful to people and get a single answer. Yet this clown gets replies to this non-sense.
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                                • Manfap
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2013
                                  • 2626

                                  #17
                                  Bit of poo on the fingers would work.

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                                  • 420
                                    cuck
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 11571

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AmateurBros
                                    You can't ask a business related question on this board, that would be helpful to people and get a single answer. Yet this clown gets replies to this non-sense.
                                    Nobody is going to borrow our bag opening methods. We don't know how to monetize that anyway.
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