Now this is serious....What's the Best Marriage Proposal Story You've Heard? - GoFuckYourself.com

JeremySF · 03-14-2003, 04:34 PM

Ok, so I'm going to be proposing to my girlfriend early next month. We're going to Santa Barbara where her parents live. I'm going to ask her Dad, then take her to a really nice hotel in SB.

So help me out here. What are some of the best marriage proposals you've heard about it. I want to do something that's a little different, since it's not going to be much of a surprise. She knows I'll be proposing in SB.

CosmicKitten · 03-14-2003, 04:39 PM

nothing says i love you like an interracial gang bang

boneprone · 03-14-2003, 04:40 PM

When I proposed to my wife we were at the movie theatre.

We were watching that movie Judge Dread.
Ihad bought a large tub of popcorn, and when she reached in to grab some popcorn I had cut a hole in the bottom of the tub and had my cock in it.

She reached in for some popcorn and to her shock was a hard cock! The past 8 chicks I used this tactic on screamed.
2 slapped me, one was like screaming what the fuck out loud in the the theatre.

But this girl looked at me and smiled.
IT was then I knew she was the one and 2 weeks later I asked her to marry me.

She said yes.

Propsed to her with a ring on my cock in a popcorn bucket at the baseball game.

Till this day I still teach this method to the young couples.
Its a perfect way to find that perfect match.

JeremySF · 03-14-2003, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CosmicKitten
nothing says i love you like an interracial gang bang

LMFAO....

You know, I think you're on to something. Chicks dig that shit when you're proposing. And, of course you got to be original.

So where should I stick the ring?

Cheshire · 03-14-2003, 04:42 PM

On the beach at sunset.

Stash a cooler in the sand with a bottle of champagne and some glasses.

Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you, your past and your future. Look in her eyes and ask her to marry you.
Then get on one knee and bring out the ring.

it's so sweet...

aztecvision · 03-14-2003, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
When I proposed to my wife we were at the movie theatre.

We were watching that movie Judge Dread.
Ihad bought a large tub of popcorn, and when she reached in to grab some popcorn I had cut a hole in the bottom of the tub and had my cock in it.

She reached in for some popcorn and to her shock was a hard cock! The past 8 chicks I used this tactic on screamed.
2 slapped me, one was like screaming what the fuck out loud in the the theatre.

But this girl looked at me and smiled.
IT was then I knew she was the one and 2 weeks later I asked her to marry me.

She said yes.

Till this day I still teach this method to the young couples.
Its a perfect way to find that perfect match.

I've got to try that some time.

Smut · 03-14-2003, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
When I proposed to my wife we were at the movie theatre.

We were watching that movie Judge Dread.
Ihad bought a large tub of popcorn, and when she reached in to grab some popcorn I had cut a hole in the bottom of the tub and had my cock in it.

She reached in for some popcorn and to her shock was a hard cock! The past 8 chicks I used this tactic on screamed.
2 slapped me, one was like screaming what the fuck out loud in the the theatre.

But this girl looked at me and smiled.
IT was then I knew she was the one and 2 weeks later I asked her to marry me.

She said yes.

Till this day I still teach this method to the young couples.
Its a perfect way to find that perfect match.

That's how they caught PeeWee Herman for spankin'. The evidence on the crime scene was the hole in the bottom of his popcorn.

boneprone · 03-14-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
On the beach at sunset.

Stash a cooler in the sand with a bottle of champagne and some glasses.

Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you, your past and your future. Look in her eyes and ask her to marry you.
Then get on one knee and bring out the ring.

it's so sweet...

I fixed your story.

On the beach at sunset.

Stash a cooler in the sand with a bottle of champagne and some glasses.

Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you, your past and your future. Look in her eyes and ask her to marry you.
Then get on one knee and bring out the ring. ON YOUR COCK!!

it's so sweet...

JeremySF · 03-14-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
On the beach at sunset.

Stash a cooler in the sand with a bottle of champagne and some glasses.

Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you, your past and your future. Look in her eyes and ask her to marry you.
Then get on one knee and bring out the ring.

it's so sweet...

Thanks Cheshire. I should have come to you first, but of course there's no better place to ask for proposing advice than on GFY. I think I'm going to print out this thread and show Erin all the ideas people gave me so she knows how lucky she really is. LOL

boneprone · 03-14-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by JeremySF

Thanks Cheshire. I should have come to you first, but of course there's no better place to ask for proposing advice than on GFY. I think I'm going to print out this thread and show Erin all the ideas people gave me so she knows how lucky she really is. LOL

DOnt be a puss.
Be a man.

If you dont you'll be walked all over for the rest of your life with her.

Show her the power.
The power of the cock.

YOu will have much more stability in the long run.

boneprone · 03-14-2003, 04:51 PM

chicks dig the cock tricks dude.

Lane · 03-14-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
When I proposed to my wife we were at the movie theatre.

We were watching that movie Judge Dread.
Ihad bought a large tub of popcorn, and when she reached in to grab some popcorn I had cut a hole in the bottom of the tub and had my cock in it.

She reached in for some popcorn and to her shock was a hard cock! The past 8 chicks I used this tactic on screamed.
2 slapped me, one was like screaming what the fuck out loud in the the theatre.

But this girl looked at me and smiled.
IT was then I knew she was the one and 2 weeks later I asked her to marry me.

She said yes.

Till this day I still teach this method to the young couples.
Its a perfect way to find that perfect match.

JeremySF · 03-14-2003, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

DOnt be a puss.
Be a man.

If you dont you'll be walked all over for the rest of your life with her.

Show her the power.
The power of the cock.

YOu will have much more stability in the long run.

Hmmmm.....we'll see. What do you think Cheshire? Good idea?

Joe Sixpack · 03-14-2003, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
On the beach at sunset.

Stash a cooler in the sand with a bottle of champagne and some glasses.

Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you, your past and your future. Look in her eyes and ask her to marry you.
Then get on one knee and bring out the ring.

it's so sweet...

boneprone · 03-14-2003, 05:16 PM

Be a man.
Dont be a disgrace to the name "Jeremy"

You are named after a great prophet. Do not disrespect.

SNIPER · 03-14-2003, 05:16 PM

One friend asked his girlfriend on the stroke of midnight news year ....however since your in a rush ;)

Here is something else I heard:

Another friend was dating this now wife for over 4 years. He finally sat her down and said "Look, we have to talk. I have been thinking about this for a very long time and I need to tell you something. I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore"

waited about 10 seconds..

Needless to say the chick went a little nutty ...until he got down on one knee and then said " I want to be your husband"

Mean yes....but wow...whatta reaction!

xdcdave · 03-14-2003, 05:16 PM

"you know... we've been fucking for a while now..."

boneprone · 03-14-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNIPER
One friend asked his girlfriend on the stroke of midnight news year ....however since your in a rush ;)

Here is something else I heard:

Another friend was dating this now wife for over 4 years. He finally sat her down and said "Look, we have to talk. I have been thinking about this for a very long time and I need to tell you something. I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore"

waited about 10 seconds..

Needless to say the chick went a little nutty ...until he got down on one knee and then said " I want to be your husband"

Mean yes....but wow...whatta reaction!

Thats just fucking silly. It really is. Silly.
Where's the cock effect in that?

SNIPER · 03-14-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone

Thats just fucking silly. It really is. Silly.
Where's the cock effect in that?

Opppss sorry took out his cock and went on one knee and said " I want to be your husband"

drops · 03-14-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by xdcdave
"you know... we've been fucking for a while now..."

I did mine at sunset on the cliffs of El Manador Beach in the Malibu.. We got married on the same exact spot about 6 months later.. That was 6 years ago and still the best proposal I ever heard of.

Good Luck.

boneprone · 03-14-2003, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drops

I did mine at sunset on the cliffs of El Manador Beach in the Malibu.. We got married on the same exact spot about 6 months later.. That was 6 years ago and still the best proposal I ever heard of.

Good Luck.

Sooo are you telling us you have no cock?

drops · 03-14-2003, 05:23 PM

Nope, all gone.

JeremySF · 03-14-2003, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Be a man.
Dont be a disgrace to the name "Jeremy"

You are named after a great prophet. Do not disrespect.

alright, alright..........I think I'll incorporate every idea on this thread. They're all good. It will make for a very wacky proposal....

Sly_RJ · 03-14-2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drops

I did mine at sunset on the cliffs of El Manador Beach in the Malibu.. We got married on the same exact spot about 6 months later.. That was 6 years ago and still the best proposal I ever heard of.

Sorry man.

Cheshire · 03-14-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by JeremySF
Hmmmm.....we'll see. What do you think Cheshire? Good idea?

That's your call ~ but there should be different places where each of you is in charge.

In my household I'm the reining dictator of the kitchen, and I stay out of the office. Keeps each of us feeling powerful and submissive... and we're just roommates.

drops · 03-14-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Ooo! Good one! I'll be sure and use that on your daughter!

Dude.. Your really asking for a beat down.

JeremySF · 03-14-2003, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drops

I did mine at sunset on the cliffs of El Manador Beach in the Malibu.. We got married on the same exact spot about 6 months later.. That was 6 years ago and still the best proposal I ever heard of.

Good Luck.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Ooo! Good one! I'll be sure and use that on your daughter!

Yeah, but I'm sure chicks dig it, and ain't that the point?

TheFLY · 03-14-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you,

Sounds corny. Remind me not to propose to you

I'm going to propose in morse code... but the catch is the code is in a secret message inside a drawing that I make for her... if she can't crack the code, that means she doesn't really love my art as much as she should... and so it was never meant to be.

03-14-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

Propsed to her with a ring on my cock in a popcorn bucket at the baseball game.

Till this day I still teach this method to the young couples.
Its a perfect way to find that perfect match.

The ring that goes on her ring finger fit on your cock? Either you married a cow, or you have a dick the size of a pencil!

TheFLY · 03-14-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by shermsshack

The ring that goes on her ring finger fit on your cock? Either you married a cow, or you have a dick the size of a pencil!

Actually I heard a funny story... It's the fire department's responsibility to cut apart cock rings -- so I hear this happens on a very regular basis... Seems like they should make these cock rings to unlock or something... I don't know anything about cock rings, but seems like some kind of "safety-lock" cock ring would make a ton of money...

Socks · 03-14-2003, 07:34 PM

We was fuckin, and the condom broke, and she had that happen before and had to do something she didn't want to do, and it wasn't good.. So then I whipped out the ring and made sure she knew I was sticking around no matter what.

asuna · 03-14-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack

The ring that goes on her ring finger fit on your cock? Either you married a cow, or you have a dick the size of a pencil!

rotfl

Dawgy · 03-14-2003, 07:40 PM

damn breeders.

best of luck man.

altho, im wondering... if she knows ur gonna propose... doesnt that take the romance out of it? just go pick out the rings & get it over with.

JeremySF · 03-14-2003, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy

altho, im wondering... if she knows ur gonna propose... doesnt that take the romance out of it? just go pick out the rings & get it over with.

Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous. We're going to "look" at rings this weekend. We've been looking for awhile, but she asked me if we could buy it this weekend. I'm like, "what...what kind of proposal is that?"

Basically, I'm working on a strategy so that I can still surprise her. I'm going to convince her somehow that I don't think we should get engaged yet, propose, etc., and then pop the question.

Slick · 03-14-2003, 08:08 PM

I proposed to my wife rite after giving her a "Dirty Sanchez", the only bad part about it was that she was sooooo happy that I finally asked her that she kissed me, he he he.

angelsofporn · 03-14-2003, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by JeremySF
Ok, so I'm going to be proposing to my girlfriend early next month. We're going to Santa Barbara where her parents live. I'm going to ask her Dad, then take her to a really nice hotel in SB.

So help me out here. What are some of the best marriage proposals you've heard about it. I want to do something that's a little different, since it's not going to be much of a surprise. She knows I'll be proposing in SB.

nice hotel in santa barbara is the one charlie chaplin and fatty arbuckle used to own..montecito inn

Babaganoosh · 03-14-2003, 09:41 PM

Well, I posted this a long time ago. It's one of the best proposals I have heard of. You're welcome to use the idea. Just hope it turns out better for you.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=49172

JeremySF · 03-17-2003, 07:43 PM

Thanks for all the suggestions! Both the real and fake suggestions! If you have other ideas, keep them coming!

03-14-2003, 04:34 PM	#1
JeremySF Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,236	Now this is serious....What's the Best Marriage Proposal Story You've Heard? Ok, so I'm going to be proposing to my girlfriend early next month. We're going to Santa Barbara where her parents live. I'm going to ask her Dad, then take her to a really nice hotel in SB. So help me out here. What are some of the best marriage proposals you've heard about it. I want to do something that's a little different, since it's not going to be much of a surprise. She knows I'll be proposing in SB. __________________ ICQ: 176050593 / AIM: JerSF2000 "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." ---------------------------------------------

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	When I proposed to my wife we were at the movie theatre. We were watching that movie Judge Dread. Ihad bought a large tub of popcorn, and when she reached in to grab some popcorn I had cut a hole in the bottom of the tub and had my cock in it. She reached in for some popcorn and to her shock was a hard cock! The past 8 chicks I used this tactic on screamed. 2 slapped me, one was like screaming what the fuck out loud in the the theatre. But this girl looked at me and smiled. IT was then I knew she was the one and 2 weeks later I asked her to marry me. She said yes. Propsed to her with a ring on my cock in a popcorn bucket at the baseball game. Till this day I still teach this method to the young couples. Its a perfect way to find that perfect match. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 03-14-2003 at 05:23 PM..

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	On the beach at sunset. Stash a cooler in the sand with a bottle of champagne and some glasses. Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you, your past and your future. Look in her eyes and ask her to marry you. Then get on one knee and bring out the ring. it's so sweet... __________________ just a little bit naughty

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	chicks dig the cock tricks dude. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Be a man. Dont be a disgrace to the name "Jeremy" You are named after a great prophet. Do not disrespect. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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CosmicKitten Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 225	nothing says i love you like an interracial gang bang

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SNIPER Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Wherever my laptop is. Posts: 410	One friend asked his girlfriend on the stroke of midnight news year ....however since your in a rush ;) Here is something else I heard: Another friend was dating this now wife for over 4 years. He finally sat her down and said "Look, we have to talk. I have been thinking about this for a very long time and I need to tell you something. I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore" waited about 10 seconds.. Needless to say the chick went a little nutty ...until he got down on one knee and then said " I want to be your husband" Mean yes....but wow...whatta reaction! __________________ Face Like and Angel, but Makes More Deals than the Devil }:-)

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xdcdave Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: North East Posts: 1,911	"you know... we've been fucking for a while now..." __________________

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drops Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 1,116	Nope, all gone. __________________ <img src=http://porndollar.com/webmasters/banners/porndollar/120x60_25_pd.gif border=0><br>$84 Per Signup \| $25 Per Free Signup \| $20 Per Cross Sales \| Credits On Exits \| Paid Weekly <br>Contact Info. http://porndollar.com/support.html

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Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	We was fuckin, and the condom broke, and she had that happen before and had to do something she didn't want to do, and it wasn't good.. So then I whipped out the ring and made sure she knew I was sticking around no matter what.

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Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	damn breeders. best of luck man. altho, im wondering... if she knows ur gonna propose... doesnt that take the romance out of it? just go pick out the rings & get it over with.

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I proposed to my wife rite after giving her a "Dirty Sanchez", the only bad part about it was that she was sooooo happy that I finally asked her that she kissed me, he he he.

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Well, I posted this a long time ago. It's one of the best proposals I have heard of. You're welcome to use the idea. Just hope it turns out better for you. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=49172 __________________ I like pie.

03-17-2003, 07:43 PM	#38
JeremySF Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,236	Thanks for all the suggestions! Both the real and fake suggestions! If you have other ideas, keep them coming! __________________ ICQ: 176050593 / AIM: JerSF2000 "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." ---------------------------------------------