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Originally posted by shermsshack
The ring that goes on her ring finger fit on your cock? Either you married a cow, or you have a dick the size of a pencil! 
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Actually I heard a funny story... It's the fire department's responsibility to cut apart cock rings -- so I hear this happens on a very regular basis... Seems like they should make these cock rings to unlock or something... I don't know anything about cock rings, but seems like some kind of "safety-lock" cock ring would make a ton of money...