Now this is serious....What's the Best Marriage Proposal Story You've Heard?
 

Ok, so I'm going to be proposing to my girlfriend early next month. We're going to Santa Barbara where her parents live. I'm going to ask her Dad, then take her to a really nice hotel in SB.

So help me out here. What are some of the best marriage proposals you've heard about it. I want to do something that's a little different, since it's not going to be much of a surprise. She knows I'll be proposing in SB.

nothing says i love you like an interracial gang bang

When I proposed to my wife we were at the movie theatre.

We were watching that movie Judge Dread.
Ihad bought a large tub of popcorn, and when she reached in to grab some popcorn I had cut a hole in the bottom of the tub and had my cock in it.

She reached in for some popcorn and to her shock was a hard cock! The past 8 chicks I used this tactic on screamed.
2 slapped me, one was like screaming what the fuck out loud in the the theatre.

But this girl looked at me and smiled.
IT was then I knew she was the one and 2 weeks later I asked her to marry me.

She said yes.

Propsed to her with a ring on my cock in a popcorn bucket at the baseball game.


Till this day I still teach this method to the young couples.
Its a perfect way to find that perfect match.

LMFAO....

You know, I think you're on to something. Chicks dig that shit when you're proposing. And, of course you got to be original.

So where should I stick the ring?

On the beach at sunset.

Stash a cooler in the sand with a bottle of champagne and some glasses.

Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you, your past and your future. Look in her eyes and ask her to marry you.
Then get on one knee and bring out the ring.

it's so sweet...
:sadcrying

I've got to try that some time. :thumbsup

That's how they caught PeeWee Herman for spankin'. The evidence on the crime scene was the hole in the bottom of his popcorn. :glugglug

I fixed your story.


On the beach at sunset.

Stash a cooler in the sand with a bottle of champagne and some glasses.

Toast the sunset with something sweet about the two of you, your past and your future. Look in her eyes and ask her to marry you.
Then get on one knee and bring out the ring. ON YOUR COCK!!

it's so sweet...

Thanks Cheshire. I should have come to you first, but of course there's no better place to ask for proposing advice than on GFY. I think I'm going to print out this thread and show Erin all the ideas people gave me so she knows how lucky she really is. LOL

DOnt be a puss.
Be a man.

If you dont you'll be walked all over for the rest of your life with her.

Show her the power.
The power of the cock.

YOu will have much more stability in the long run.

chicks dig the cock tricks dude.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hmmmm.....we'll see. What do you think Cheshire? Good idea?

:repuke

Be a man.
Dont be a disgrace to the name "Jeremy"

You are named after a great prophet. Do not disrespect.

One friend asked his girlfriend on the stroke of midnight news year ....however since your in a rush ;)

Here is something else I heard:

Another friend was dating this now wife for over 4 years. He finally sat her down and said "Look, we have to talk. I have been thinking about this for a very long time and I need to tell you something. I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore"

waited about 10 seconds..

Needless to say the chick went a little nutty ...until he got down on one knee and then said " I want to be your husband"

Mean yes....but wow...whatta reaction!

"you know... we've been fucking for a while now..."

:winkwink:

Thats just fucking silly. It really is. Silly.
Where's the cock effect in that?

Opppss sorry took out his cock and went on one knee and said " I want to be your husband":Graucho

:1orglaugh


I did mine at sunset on the cliffs of El Manador Beach in the Malibu.. We got married on the same exact spot about 6 months later.. That was 6 years ago and still the best proposal I ever heard of.

Good Luck.

Sooo are you telling us you have no cock?

Nope, all gone.


:321GFY :winkwink:

alright, alright..........I think I'll incorporate every idea on this thread. They're all good. It will make for a very wacky proposal....

Sorry man. :(

That's your call ~ but there should be different places where each of you is in charge.

In my household I'm the reining dictator of the kitchen, and I stay out of the office. Keeps each of us feeling powerful and submissive... and we're just roommates.

Dude.. Your really asking for a beat down.:mad:

Yeah, but I'm sure chicks dig it, and ain't that the point?

Sounds corny. Remind me not to propose to you :Graucho

I'm going to propose in morse code... but the catch is the code is in a secret message inside a drawing that I make for her... if she can't crack the code, that means she doesn't really love my art as much as she should... and so it was never meant to be.

The ring that goes on her ring finger fit on your cock? Either you married a cow, or you have a dick the size of a pencil! :1orglaugh

Actually I heard a funny story... It's the fire department's responsibility to cut apart cock rings -- so I hear this happens on a very regular basis... Seems like they should make these cock rings to unlock or something... I don't know anything about cock rings, but seems like some kind of "safety-lock" cock ring would make a ton of money...

We was fuckin, and the condom broke, and she had that happen before and had to do something she didn't want to do, and it wasn't good.. So then I whipped out the ring and made sure she knew I was sticking around no matter what.

rotfl

damn breeders.

:)

best of luck man.

altho, im wondering... if she knows ur gonna propose... doesnt that take the romance out of it? just go pick out the rings & get it over with. :2 cents:

Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous. We're going to "look" at rings this weekend. We've been looking for awhile, but she asked me if we could buy it this weekend. I'm like, "what...what kind of proposal is that?"

Basically, I'm working on a strategy so that I can still surprise her. I'm going to convince her somehow that I don't think we should get engaged yet, propose, etc., and then pop the question.

I proposed to my wife rite after giving her a "Dirty Sanchez", the only bad part about it was that she was sooooo happy that I finally asked her that she kissed me, he he he.

nice hotel in santa barbara is the one charlie chaplin and fatty arbuckle used to own..montecito inn

Well, I posted this a long time ago. It's one of the best proposals I have heard of. You're welcome to use the idea. Just hope it turns out better for you.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=49172

Thanks for all the suggestions! Both the real and fake suggestions! If you have other ideas, keep them coming!