Gas Station Mishap - GoFuckYourself.com

kristin · 03-12-2003, 04:35 PM

So my boss and I are in San Diego leaving to come home when we pull in to get some gas. So, I pay via debit card and Chris fills up his tank. I go inside to buy smokes and come out. I get the receipt and it's all fucked up, but i say screw it and we leave. Well he starts driving away and we hear this fucked up noise, I turn around and look and he is still attached to the pump! He forgot to take it out, he just assumed he had. so then, I get the real receipt and we just take off...

Ever happen to anyone else????

Tanker · 03-12-2003, 04:36 PM

hahahahahahahaha

to funny what was thedoc thinking driving away with the gas pump hose

TheDoc · 03-12-2003, 04:37 PM

Oh like anyone will believe that ..... puffff.

What really went down was something else, totally different but I won't get into that right now, unlike some people I have to work.

kristin · 03-12-2003, 04:37 PM

My ass...hose ripped off and everything...the best was seeing him try to put it back on!

galleryseek · 03-12-2003, 04:39 PM

"Oh like anyone will believe that ..... puffff. "

LOL I do.

kristin · 03-12-2003, 04:41 PM

Thanks Galleryseek...
Support from clients..I like that!

hyper · 03-12-2003, 04:41 PM

thats why they put quick disconnects on the hoses
cause of idiots that drive off

Phoenix · 03-12-2003, 04:42 PM

LMAO

what was i talking about?

never mind lets go

lol

MikeB · 03-12-2003, 04:43 PM

kristin,

In 90-91 I was a gas station attendant. What you did was called a "drive-off" - when someone drives off with the pump still attached to the car. Back then,it was very expensive to repair the damage done to the pump. Nowadays they have break-a-way hoses that prevent any serious damage from happening, doesn't mean you won't jack your car up.

At least they have a cc record of who last used the pump...you may want to check your bill this month for anything unusual :-)

Mike B

applejacks · 03-12-2003, 04:44 PM

I used to run my uncles gas station in massachusetts, many times people ran off the nozzle. If they had cameras, the cops will be calling you guys and your insurance will be paying for the drive off.

Good luck and I hope they dont get to call you.. heh

kristin · 03-12-2003, 04:45 PM

It was one of the rip off ones...
If I get any funny charges...bill to company....

hyper · 03-12-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by applejacks
I used to run my uncles gas station in massachusetts,

till he got busted

MattO · 03-12-2003, 04:45 PM

Bwah!!
Here in Fla it's not that uncommon to see a car with a hose hanging out of the gas tank. Alzheimer's at work. (but not in this case, I assume)

TheDoc · 03-12-2003, 04:46 PM

It was just a ring that I had to pull back and it snaped right back in place.

It wouldnt have happened but I thought the pump was put up (i'm on the other side of the car) because Kristin got the reciept out of pump and yet did not see the gas pump in the car.

kristin · 03-12-2003, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Bwah!!
Here in Fla it's not that uncommon to see a car with a hose hanging out of the gas tank. Alzheimer's at work. (but not in this case, I assume)

Being a "herbalist" you could probably call it alzheimer's...

applejacks · 03-12-2003, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
It was one of the rip off ones...
If I get any funny charges...bill to company....

Dont worry, the car insurance pays for that.

You was the last costumer, so they have your cc number.

MikeB · 03-12-2003, 04:49 PM

so Kristin got the receipt, got back in the car, assuming you would take care of the pump?

TheDoc · 03-12-2003, 04:51 PM

It was more so that I was on the other side of the car for a good while and when she walked up to the car and did that I just got in thinking to myself that the pump was taken care of..

Just a pure out stupid mistake

kristin · 03-12-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheDoc
Just a pure out stupid mistake

Ya think???

Mav-rick · 03-12-2003, 05:02 PM

My favorite was at a Mohawk station years ago, a girl and her boyfriend were having an argument in the store when she decided to just leave. She jumped into his pickup, which the attendant was still filling, and started to drive away. When the gas jockey screeched, she panicked and floored it, driving right over the island and tore the next gas pump clean off, and got high-centered on it when it went under the truck.

Not only did she do $15,000 worth of damage to the station, and a few thousand worth to the truck, but in her panicked state, she lost her bladder all over the seat.

That poor dumb fucker! I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time.

kristin · 03-12-2003, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mav-rick
My favorite was at a Mohawk station years ago, a girl and her boyfriend were having an argument in the store when she decided to just leave. She jumped into his pickup, which the attendant was still filling, and started to drive away. When the gas jockey screeched, she panicked and floored it, driving right over the island and tore the next gas pump clean off, and got high-centered on it when it went under the truck.

Not only did she do $15,000 worth of damage to the station, and a few thousand worth to the truck, but in her panicked state, she lost her bladder all over the seat.

That poor dumb fucker! I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time.

Poppy · 03-12-2003, 06:13 PM

Yep, that happened to me and I ripped the it completely off...hahaha

xanx · 03-12-2003, 06:32 PM

Did it look something like this ?

Nina · 03-12-2003, 06:34 PM

drunk driving?

Altima · 03-13-2003, 12:19 AM

Too Much Pot!!!
ug need sleep To much Rye!!!
Chris come take a vaction up here and party:P my divorce papers are on there way this time is for sure so I have been celbrating all week!! ug wake up at 6am work drink till midnight sleep repeat. Reminds me of when I first started at Emit actualy

ronin · 03-13-2003, 12:33 AM

Gutterboy · 03-13-2003, 12:36 AM

haha, I ripped a pump out years ago.. before they had those safety release thingies. Really fucked the thing up. I'd paid for the gas with cash, and the manager tried to get me to give up my credit card #, drivers license and insurance. Told him I had to go get the stuff from my car, jumped in and took off.

haggard · 03-13-2003, 01:00 AM

well ya know...

there was this one time i was working real late at the gas station and this guy with a crazy haircut rides up on his motorcycle and decides he wants to rob me. but then this robot cop rolls up and beats this guy. then the gas station i was so happily working at blows up. i still shake my head at what happened that night.

that robot cop was pretty crazy though. he had a gun that fired like a machine gun. pretty psycho.

lol!

Zebra · 03-13-2003, 02:35 AM

haggard - that would make a cool movie

03-12-2003, 04:35 PM	#1
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Gas Station Mishap So my boss and I are in San Diego leaving to come home when we pull in to get some gas. So, I pay via debit card and Chris fills up his tank. I go inside to buy smokes and come out. I get the receipt and it's all fucked up, but i say screw it and we leave. Well he starts driving away and we hear this fucked up noise, I turn around and look and he is still attached to the pump! He forgot to take it out, he just assumed he had. so then, I get the real receipt and we just take off... Ever happen to anyone else???? __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

03-12-2003, 04:36 PM	#2
Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	hahahahahahahaha to funny what was thedoc thinking driving away with the gas pump hose __________________ Tanker ICQ 3427575 CCBTools Now featured in the CCBill.com APP STORE

03-12-2003, 04:37 PM	#3
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	Oh like anyone will believe that ..... puffff. What really went down was something else, totally different but I won't get into that right now, unlike some people I have to work. __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

03-12-2003, 04:37 PM	#4
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	My ass...hose ripped off and everything...the best was seeing him try to put it back on! __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Thanks Galleryseek... Support from clients..I like that! __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	thats why they put quick disconnects on the hoses cause of idiots that drive off __________________

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03-12-2003, 04:43 PM	#9
MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	kristin, In 90-91 I was a gas station attendant. What you did was called a "drive-off" - when someone drives off with the pump still attached to the car. Back then,it was very expensive to repair the damage done to the pump. Nowadays they have break-a-way hoses that prevent any serious damage from happening, doesn't mean you won't jack your car up. At least they have a cc record of who last used the pump...you may want to check your bill this month for anything unusual :-) Mike B

03-12-2003, 04:44 PM	#10
applejacks Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: GPWC Posts: 750	I used to run my uncles gas station in massachusetts, many times people ran off the nozzle. If they had cameras, the cops will be calling you guys and your insurance will be paying for the drive off. Good luck and I hope they dont get to call you.. heh __________________ <A href="http://www.superchargedentertainment.com/adult/"><img src="http://www.superchargedentertainment.com/banners2/graphics/se-120x60-001.gif" border="0"></a>

03-12-2003, 04:45 PM	#11
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	It was one of the rip off ones... If I get any funny charges...bill to company.... __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

03-12-2003, 04:45 PM	#13
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Bwah!! Here in Fla it's not that uncommon to see a car with a hose hanging out of the gas tank. Alzheimer's at work. (but not in this case, I assume)

03-12-2003, 04:46 PM	#14
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	It was just a ring that I had to pull back and it snaped right back in place. It wouldnt have happened but I thought the pump was put up (i'm on the other side of the car) because Kristin got the reciept out of pump and yet did not see the gas pump in the car. __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

03-12-2003, 04:49 PM	#17
MikeB Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012	so Kristin got the receipt, got back in the car, assuming you would take care of the pump?

03-12-2003, 04:51 PM	#18
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	It was more so that I was on the other side of the car for a good while and when she walked up to the car and did that I just got in thinking to myself that the pump was taken care of.. Just a pure out stupid mistake __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

03-12-2003, 05:02 PM	#20
Mav-rick Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 22	My favorite was at a Mohawk station years ago, a girl and her boyfriend were having an argument in the store when she decided to just leave. She jumped into his pickup, which the attendant was still filling, and started to drive away. When the gas jockey screeched, she panicked and floored it, driving right over the island and tore the next gas pump clean off, and got high-centered on it when it went under the truck. Not only did she do $15,000 worth of damage to the station, and a few thousand worth to the truck, but in her panicked state, she lost her bladder all over the seat. That poor dumb fucker! I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time.

03-12-2003, 06:13 PM	#22
Poppy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: O H I O Posts: 6,254	Yep, that happened to me and I ripped the it completely off...hahaha __________________ VP Sales, Peak5Payments [email protected] Skype: consultpoppy In adult since 98'

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xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711	Did it look something like this ?

03-12-2003, 06:34 PM	#24
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	drunk driving?

03-13-2003, 12:19 AM	#25
Altima Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 221	Too Much Pot!!! ug need sleep To much Rye!!! Chris come take a vaction up here and party:P my divorce papers are on there way this time is for sure so I have been celbrating all week!! ug wake up at 6am work drink till midnight sleep repeat. Reminds me of when I first started at Emit actualy __________________ icq #212017905

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03-13-2003, 12:36 AM	#27
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	haha, I ripped a pump out years ago.. before they had those safety release thingies. Really fucked the thing up. I'd paid for the gas with cash, and the manager tried to get me to give up my credit card #, drivers license and insurance. Told him I had to go get the stuff from my car, jumped in and took off.

03-13-2003, 01:00 AM	#28
haggard Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 469	well ya know... there was this one time i was working real late at the gas station and this guy with a crazy haircut rides up on his motorcycle and decides he wants to rob me. but then this robot cop rolls up and beats this guy. then the gas station i was so happily working at blows up. i still shake my head at what happened that night. that robot cop was pretty crazy though. he had a gun that fired like a machine gun. pretty psycho. lol! __________________ <img src="http://home.hawaii.rr.com/hobble/robman2.jpg"> the bossman cometh...

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