03-12-2003, 05:06 PM
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Originally posted by Mav-rick
My favorite was at a Mohawk station years ago, a girl and her boyfriend were having an argument in the store when she decided to just leave. She jumped into his pickup, which the attendant was still filling, and started to drive away. When the gas jockey screeched, she panicked and floored it, driving right over the island and tore the next gas pump clean off, and got high-centered on it when it went under the truck.
Not only did she do $15,000 worth of damage to the station, and a few thousand worth to the truck, but in her panicked state, she lost her bladder all over the seat.
That poor dumb fucker! I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time.
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