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kristin 03-12-2003 04:35 PM

Gas Station Mishap
 
So my boss and I are in San Diego leaving to come home when we pull in to get some gas. So, I pay via debit card and Chris fills up his tank. I go inside to buy smokes and come out. I get the receipt and it's all fucked up, but i say screw it and we leave. Well he starts driving away and we hear this fucked up noise, I turn around and look and he is still attached to the pump! He forgot to take it out, he just assumed he had. so then, I get the real receipt and we just take off...:1orglaugh

Ever happen to anyone else????

Tanker 03-12-2003 04:36 PM

hahahahahahahaha


to funny what was thedoc thinking driving away with the gas pump hose

TheDoc 03-12-2003 04:37 PM

Oh like anyone will believe that ..... puffff.

What really went down was something else, totally different but I won't get into that right now, unlike some people I have to work.

kristin 03-12-2003 04:37 PM

My ass...hose ripped off and everything...the best was seeing him try to put it back on!

galleryseek 03-12-2003 04:39 PM

"Oh like anyone will believe that ..... puffff. "

LOL I do.

kristin 03-12-2003 04:41 PM

Thanks Galleryseek...
Support from clients..I like that! :thumbsup

hyper 03-12-2003 04:41 PM

thats why they put quick disconnects on the hoses
cause of idiots that drive off

Phoenix 03-12-2003 04:42 PM

LMAO


what was i talking about?

never mind lets go


lol

MikeB 03-12-2003 04:43 PM

kristin,

In 90-91 I was a gas station attendant. What you did was called a "drive-off" - when someone drives off with the pump still attached to the car. Back then,it was very expensive to repair the damage done to the pump. Nowadays they have break-a-way hoses that prevent any serious damage from happening, doesn't mean you won't jack your car up.

At least they have a cc record of who last used the pump...you may want to check your bill this month for anything unusual :-)

Mike B

applejacks 03-12-2003 04:44 PM

I used to run my uncles gas station in massachusetts, many times people ran off the nozzle. If they had cameras, the cops will be calling you guys and your insurance will be paying for the drive off.

Good luck and I hope they dont get to call you.. heh

kristin 03-12-2003 04:45 PM

It was one of the rip off ones...
If I get any funny charges...bill to company....:winkwink:

hyper 03-12-2003 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by applejacks
I used to run my uncles gas station in massachusetts,
till he got busted :)

MattO 03-12-2003 04:45 PM

Bwah!!
Here in Fla it's not that uncommon to see a car with a hose hanging out of the gas tank. Alzheimer's at work. (but not in this case, I assume)

TheDoc 03-12-2003 04:46 PM

It was just a ring that I had to pull back and it snaped right back in place.

It wouldnt have happened but I thought the pump was put up (i'm on the other side of the car) because Kristin got the reciept out of pump and yet did not see the gas pump in the car.

kristin 03-12-2003 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
Bwah!!
Here in Fla it's not that uncommon to see a car with a hose hanging out of the gas tank. Alzheimer's at work. (but not in this case, I assume)

Being a "herbalist" you could probably call it alzheimer's...

applejacks 03-12-2003 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
It was one of the rip off ones...
If I get any funny charges...bill to company....:winkwink:

Dont worry, the car insurance pays for that. :)

You was the last costumer, so they have your cc number.

MikeB 03-12-2003 04:49 PM

so Kristin got the receipt, got back in the car, assuming you would take care of the pump?

TheDoc 03-12-2003 04:51 PM

It was more so that I was on the other side of the car for a good while and when she walked up to the car and did that I just got in thinking to myself that the pump was taken care of..

Just a pure out stupid mistake :)

kristin 03-12-2003 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheDoc
Just a pure out stupid mistake :)
Ya think???

Mav-rick 03-12-2003 05:02 PM

My favorite was at a Mohawk station years ago, a girl and her boyfriend were having an argument in the store when she decided to just leave. She jumped into his pickup, which the attendant was still filling, and started to drive away. When the gas jockey screeched, she panicked and floored it, driving right over the island and tore the next gas pump clean off, and got high-centered on it when it went under the truck.

Not only did she do $15,000 worth of damage to the station, and a few thousand worth to the truck, but in her panicked state, she lost her bladder all over the seat.

That poor dumb fucker! I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time.

kristin 03-12-2003 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mav-rick
My favorite was at a Mohawk station years ago, a girl and her boyfriend were having an argument in the store when she decided to just leave. She jumped into his pickup, which the attendant was still filling, and started to drive away. When the gas jockey screeched, she panicked and floored it, driving right over the island and tore the next gas pump clean off, and got high-centered on it when it went under the truck.

Not only did she do $15,000 worth of damage to the station, and a few thousand worth to the truck, but in her panicked state, she lost her bladder all over the seat.

That poor dumb fucker! I haven't had a good laugh like that in a long time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Poppy 03-12-2003 06:13 PM

Yep, that happened to me and I ripped the it completely off...hahaha

xanx 03-12-2003 06:32 PM

Did it look something like this ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.core39.com/gfy/women_driver.jpg

Nina 03-12-2003 06:34 PM

drunk driving?

Altima 03-13-2003 12:19 AM

Too Much Pot!!!
ug need sleep To much Rye!!!
Chris come take a vaction up here and party:P my divorce papers are on there way this time is for sure so I have been celbrating all week!! ug wake up at 6am work drink till midnight sleep repeat. Reminds me of when I first started at Emit actualy :1orglaugh

ronin 03-13-2003 12:33 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gutterboy 03-13-2003 12:36 AM

haha, I ripped a pump out years ago.. before they had those safety release thingies. Really fucked the thing up. I'd paid for the gas with cash, and the manager tried to get me to give up my credit card #, drivers license and insurance. Told him I had to go get the stuff from my car, jumped in and took off.

haggard 03-13-2003 01:00 AM

well ya know...

there was this one time i was working real late at the gas station and this guy with a crazy haircut rides up on his motorcycle and decides he wants to rob me. but then this robot cop rolls up and beats this guy. then the gas station i was so happily working at blows up. i still shake my head at what happened that night.

that robot cop was pretty crazy though. he had a gun that fired like a machine gun. pretty psycho.


lol! :BangBang:

Zebra 03-13-2003 02:35 AM

haggard - that would make a cool movie :1orglaugh


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