Potato Contraception in Colombia - GoFuckYourself.com

Captain Kawaii · 10-03-2014, 10:11 PM

She's a Pussy Farmer O_O

This strange tale begins with a stomach ache and an ill-fated attempt at contraception. The 22-year-old woman who suffered the horrors of a vagina full of roots went to the hospital when she began feeling abdominal pain. While there, she revealed to the doctors that she had used a potato as a contraceptive, a method that her mother told her would work. Okay. How does that work exactly? Well, according to Colombia Reports, the young woman just placed the potato inside herself and let it chill there for about two weeks. At that point the potato grew roots and suddenly the woman is some kind of incubator for an alien potato baby.

http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato...ide-1641886188

Just when I think the millennial generation can not get any dumber.

Edit: Her mother is dumber than she is. wtf?

oppoten · 10-03-2014, 10:15 PM

Captain Kawaii · 10-03-2014, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by oppoten

At first I thought it was an Irish thing.

TrashyGirl · 10-04-2014, 01:29 AM

Markul · 10-04-2014, 02:06 AM

I read about that... nasty!!!

JFK · 10-04-2014, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

At first I thought it was an Irish thing.

seeandsee · 10-04-2014, 04:49 AM

http://health.howstuffworks.com/well...morrhoids2.htm

"Warning! Some folk remedies will have you placing raw potato pieces in places that don't see the light of day. Using potatoes or any other food as a suppository to help hemorrhoids should first be discussed with your physician."

PornDiscounts-V · 10-04-2014, 04:51 AM

Explains the potato famine

RandyRandy · 10-04-2014, 06:43 AM

I think it's a great contraceptive. Cock-blocked by Mr. Potato Head.

Captain Kawaii · 10-04-2014, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by TrashyGirl

Yeah, that freaked me out...Google actually had the search cued up...weird.

Captain Kawaii · 10-04-2014, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyRandy

I think it's a great contraceptive. Cock-blocked by Mr. Potato Head.

That reminds me I need to e-mail you back! Can I get two of the za's in the avatar, extra spicy?

CaptainHowdy · 10-04-2014, 08:14 AM

420 · 10-04-2014, 11:06 AM

She should have cooked the potato first.

DBS.US · 10-04-2014, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

She should have cooked the potato first.

Ya, everybody know that

MiamiBoyz · 10-04-2014, 12:10 PM

I would think the smell caused by the potato in the cunt would be effective enough to prevent any sexual activity down there - GROSS!

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Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Potato Contraception in Colombia She's a Pussy Farmer O_O This strange tale begins with a stomach ache and an ill-fated attempt at contraception. The 22-year-old woman who suffered the horrors of a vagina full of roots went to the hospital when she began feeling abdominal pain. While there, she revealed to the doctors that she had used a potato as a contraceptive, a method that her mother told her would work. Okay. How does that work exactly? Well, according to Colombia Reports, the young woman just placed the potato inside herself and let it chill there for about two weeks. At that point the potato grew roots and suddenly the woman is some kind of incubator for an alien potato baby. http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato...ide-1641886188 Just when I think the millennial generation can not get any dumber. Edit: Her mother is dumber than she is. wtf?

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