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Potato Contraception in Colombia
She's a Pussy Farmer O_O
This strange tale begins with a stomach ache and an ill-fated attempt at contraception. The 22-year-old woman who suffered the horrors of a vagina full of roots went to the hospital when she began feeling abdominal pain. While there, she revealed to the doctors that she had used a potato as a contraceptive, a method that her mother told her would work. Okay. How does that work exactly? Well, according to Colombia Reports, the young woman just placed the potato inside herself and let it chill there for about two weeks. At that point the potato grew roots and suddenly the woman is some kind of incubator for an alien potato baby. http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato...ide-1641886188 Just when I think the millennial generation can not get any dumber. ![]() ![]() Edit: Her mother is dumber than she is. wtf? |
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NAME THE JEW
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Likes Pie
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I read about that... nasty!!!
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Check SIG!
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http://health.howstuffworks.com/well...morrhoids2.htm
"Warning! Some folk remedies will have you placing raw potato pieces in places that don't see the light of day. Using potatoes or any other food as a suppository to help hemorrhoids should first be discussed with your physician." |
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Explains the potato famine
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Clips still sell!
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I think it's a great contraceptive. Cock-blocked by Mr. Potato Head.
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She should have cooked the potato first.
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Geo Cities
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I would think the smell caused by the potato in the cunt would be effective enough to prevent any sexual activity down there - GROSS!
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