Potato Contraception in Colombia

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  • Captain Kawaii
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2007
    • 6748

    #1

    Potato Contraception in Colombia

    She's a Pussy Farmer O_O

    This strange tale begins with a stomach ache and an ill-fated attempt at contraception. The 22-year-old woman who suffered the horrors of a vagina full of roots went to the hospital when she began feeling abdominal pain. While there, she revealed to the doctors that she had used a potato as a contraceptive, a method that her mother told her would work. Okay. How does that work exactly? Well, according to Colombia Reports, the young woman just placed the potato inside herself and let it chill there for about two weeks. At that point the potato grew roots and suddenly the woman is some kind of incubator for an alien potato baby.

    http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato...ide-1641886188

    Just when I think the millennial generation can not get any dumber.
    Edit: Her mother is dumber than she is. wtf?
  • oppoten
    NAME THE JEW
    • Nov 2007
    • 4793

    #2

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    • Captain Kawaii
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2007
      • 6748

      #3
      Originally posted by oppoten
      At first I thought it was an Irish thing.

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      • TrashyGirl
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2010
        • 1401

        #4

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        • Markul
          Likes Pie
          • Dec 2007
          • 12403

          #5
          I read about that... nasty!!!
          But.... I pulled out...

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          • JFK
            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
            • Jan 2002
            • 67373

            #6
            Originally posted by Captain Kawaii
            At first I thought it was an Irish thing.

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            • seeandsee
              Check SIG!
              • Mar 2006
              • 50945

              #7
              http://health.howstuffworks.com/well...morrhoids2.htm

              "Warning! Some folk remedies will have you placing raw potato pieces in places that don't see the light of day. Using potatoes or any other food as a suppository to help hemorrhoids should first be discussed with your physician."
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              • PornDiscounts-V
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2003
                • 5744

                #8
                Explains the potato famine
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                • RandyRandy
                  Clips still sell!
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 1708

                  #9
                  I think it's a great contraceptive. Cock-blocked by Mr. Potato Head.

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                  • Captain Kawaii
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 6748

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TrashyGirl
                    Yeah, that freaked me out...Google actually had the search cued up...weird.

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                    • Captain Kawaii
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 6748

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RandyRandy
                      I think it's a great contraceptive. Cock-blocked by Mr. Potato Head.
                      That reminds me I need to e-mail you back! Can I get two of the za's in the avatar, extra spicy?

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                      • CaptainHowdy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 94735

                        #12

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                        • 420
                          cuck
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11571

                          #13
                          She should have cooked the potato first.
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                          • DBS.US
                            Geo Cities
                            • Aug 2003
                            • 11843

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 420
                            She should have cooked the potato first.
                            Ya, everybody know that
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                            • MiamiBoyz
                              fgfdftre6
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 6690

                              #15
                              I would think the smell caused by the potato in the cunt would be effective enough to prevent any sexual activity down there - GROSS!

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