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Old 10-03-2014, 10:11 PM  
Captain Kawaii
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Potato Contraception in Colombia

She's a Pussy Farmer O_O

This strange tale begins with a stomach ache and an ill-fated attempt at contraception. The 22-year-old woman who suffered the horrors of a vagina full of roots went to the hospital when she began feeling abdominal pain. While there, she revealed to the doctors that she had used a potato as a contraceptive, a method that her mother told her would work. Okay. How does that work exactly? Well, according to Colombia Reports, the young woman just placed the potato inside herself and let it chill there for about two weeks. At that point the potato grew roots and suddenly the woman is some kind of incubator for an alien potato baby.

http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato...ide-1641886188

Just when I think the millennial generation can not get any dumber.
Edit: Her mother is dumber than she is. wtf?
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