Who Said Jesus Was Born On The 25th Of December? - GoFuckYourself.com

theevilone420 · 03-12-2003, 02:01 PM

The thing is in all the record books and even in the bible, try to find the exact date of jesus' birth and try to see if any records held anything about the three wise men too

good luck!

aztecvision · 03-12-2003, 02:04 PM

And why doesn't the bible mention anything reguarding the dinosaurs era?

nocostporn · 03-12-2003, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by aztecvision
And why doesn't the bible mention anything reguarding the dinosaurs era?

cause the bible was written by man? which makes it total bullshit...most of it

Yo Adrian · 03-12-2003, 02:11 PM

A discussion of the Bible on gofuckyourslelf.com? Beautiful.

Thrawn$ · 03-12-2003, 02:12 PM

Jesus is a representation of the sun
25 december is when the sun born, 3 day after the begining of the winter, it's the resurection.

jesus never exist, it's just an image

The Porn Dude · 03-12-2003, 02:13 PM

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Who Said Jesus Was Born On The 25th Of December?

Hallmark and Toys 'R' Us did of course.

gornyhuy · 03-12-2003, 02:13 PM

Let me take the liberty of rephrasing your question:

"Who said Jesus was born?"

haggard · 03-12-2003, 02:14 PM

Topic: Who Said Jesus Was Born On The 25th Of December?

it wasn't me, it was the one arm man.

cluck · 03-12-2003, 02:16 PM

I think it was the Bush administration

cold_ice · 03-12-2003, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Yo Adrian
A discussion of the Bible on gofuckyourslelf.com? Beautiful.

Cuz the bible was written a few thousand years ago. They werent digging up fossils back then

Project-Shadow · 03-12-2003, 02:17 PM

Well.. when did jesus/god decide that some people (not me unfortunately) would make millions of $$$'s outa showing people in their birthday suit?

gornyhuy · 03-12-2003, 02:18 PM

Jesus said "blessed are the smut peddlars, for they shall inherit the wealth of the masturbators."

Project-Shadow · 03-12-2003, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Jesus said "blessed are the smut peddlars, for they shall inherit the wealth of the masturbators."

aztecvision · 03-12-2003, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

cause the bible was written by man? which makes it total bullshit...most of it

Agreed!

drops · 03-12-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Jesus said "blessed are the smut peddlars, for they shall inherit the wealth of the masturbators."

that made my day

PaulSweet · 03-12-2003, 02:42 PM

Likely the Catholic church did - just like they incorporated mistletoe and a christmas tree into the picture. How many pine trees and mistletoe have you seen in Israel?

Those two things are part of the pagan culture/religion they tried to get rid of - they couldnt beat them so they took it over. There are tons of history books and sites about this.

Also Jesus was from one of the darker skinned tribes of Israel (12 original jewish tribes) - so he was certainly a dark skinned, dark curly haired guy not a blond blue eyed northern european.

If you do some research you will see that the English version of the Bible suffers a huge translation problem from the original hewbrew scrolls.....but this is pretty common stuff. Lets take a look at our mainstream news feeds: how much is real and how much is "translation".

I've leave the rest of it to the local conspiracy theorists on here....

Scott McD · 03-12-2003, 03:55 PM

It's all bullshit !!

Don't believe in fuck all.
Only yourself...

vending_machine · 03-12-2003, 04:00 PM

Ali G said it on "da Ali G show" on HBO a couple of episodes ago.

xroach · 03-12-2003, 04:04 PM

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html

gripcash · 03-12-2003, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by aztecvision
And why doesn't the bible mention anything reguarding the dinosaurs era?

Suppose this is as good a time as any to post a link to an animated cartoon entitled "in the beginning there were dinosaurs..."

http://www.anomalystudios.com/

ED · 03-12-2003, 04:15 PM

I saw this on "Mysteries of the bible" on A&E

a few centuries ago... 1500-1600's around then a group of men were given the task of finding out when jesus's b-day was..
they couldn't find it. At the time they had a different holiday on the 25th of dec that was a hebrew holiday of some kind and was going to be removed by whoever was in power at the time.... they couldn't find the actuall date of christ's birth so they made it dec 25th so they could keep their holiday

the Shemp · 03-12-2003, 04:17 PM

Jesus is just alright with me

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PaulSweet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 1,094	Likely the Catholic church did - just like they incorporated mistletoe and a christmas tree into the picture. How many pine trees and mistletoe have you seen in Israel? Those two things are part of the pagan culture/religion they tried to get rid of - they couldnt beat them so they took it over. There are tons of history books and sites about this. Also Jesus was from one of the darker skinned tribes of Israel (12 original jewish tribes) - so he was certainly a dark skinned, dark curly haired guy not a blond blue eyed northern european. If you do some research you will see that the English version of the Bible suffers a huge translation problem from the original hewbrew scrolls.....but this is pretty common stuff. Lets take a look at our mainstream news feeds: how much is real and how much is "translation". I've leave the rest of it to the local conspiracy theorists on here.... __________________ PG4L! Home to the MAX HARDCORE video Plugin!

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