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theevilone420 03-12-2003 02:01 PM

Who Said Jesus Was Born On The 25th Of December?
 
The thing is in all the record books and even in the bible, try to find the exact date of jesus' birth and try to see if any records held anything about the three wise men too:thumbsup
good luck!

aztecvision 03-12-2003 02:04 PM

And why doesn't the bible mention anything reguarding the dinosaurs era?

nocostporn 03-12-2003 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by aztecvision
And why doesn't the bible mention anything reguarding the dinosaurs era?

cause the bible was written by man? which makes it total bullshit...most of it :glugglug

Yo Adrian 03-12-2003 02:11 PM

A discussion of the Bible on gofuckyourslelf.com? Beautiful.

Thrawn$ 03-12-2003 02:12 PM

Jesus is a representation of the sun
25 december is when the sun born, 3 day after the begining of the winter, it's the resurection.
:thumbsup
jesus never exist, it's just an image

The Porn Dude 03-12-2003 02:13 PM

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Who Said Jesus Was Born On The 25th Of December?
Hallmark and Toys 'R' Us did of course.

gornyhuy 03-12-2003 02:13 PM

Let me take the liberty of rephrasing your question:

"Who said Jesus was born?"

haggard 03-12-2003 02:14 PM

Topic: Who Said Jesus Was Born On The 25th Of December?


it wasn't me, it was the one arm man. :winkwink:

cluck 03-12-2003 02:16 PM

I think it was the Bush administration

cold_ice 03-12-2003 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Yo Adrian
A discussion of the Bible on gofuckyourslelf.com? Beautiful.
Cuz the bible was written a few thousand years ago. They werent digging up fossils back then:thumbsup

Project-Shadow 03-12-2003 02:17 PM

Well.. when did jesus/god decide that some people (not me unfortunately) would make millions of $$$'s outa showing people in their birthday suit?

gornyhuy 03-12-2003 02:18 PM

Jesus said "blessed are the smut peddlars, for they shall inherit the wealth of the masturbators."

Project-Shadow 03-12-2003 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Jesus said "blessed are the smut peddlars, for they shall inherit the wealth of the masturbators."
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

aztecvision 03-12-2003 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn



cause the bible was written by man? which makes it total bullshit...most of it :glugglug

Agreed!:thumbsup

drops 03-12-2003 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Jesus said "blessed are the smut peddlars, for they shall inherit the wealth of the masturbators."

:1orglaugh that made my day

PaulSweet 03-12-2003 02:42 PM

Likely the Catholic church did - just like they incorporated mistletoe and a christmas tree into the picture. How many pine trees and mistletoe have you seen in Israel?

Those two things are part of the pagan culture/religion they tried to get rid of - they couldnt beat them so they took it over. There are tons of history books and sites about this.

Also Jesus was from one of the darker skinned tribes of Israel (12 original jewish tribes) - so he was certainly a dark skinned, dark curly haired guy not a blond blue eyed northern european.

If you do some research you will see that the English version of the Bible suffers a huge translation problem from the original hewbrew scrolls.....but this is pretty common stuff. Lets take a look at our mainstream news feeds: how much is real and how much is "translation".

I've leave the rest of it to the local conspiracy theorists on here....

Scott McD 03-12-2003 03:55 PM

It's all bullshit !!

Don't believe in fuck all.
Only yourself...


:thumbsup

vending_machine 03-12-2003 04:00 PM

Ali G said it on "da Ali G show" on HBO a couple of episodes ago.

xroach 03-12-2003 04:04 PM

http://store2.yimg.com/I/jsbstash_1719_263587

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html

gripcash 03-12-2003 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by aztecvision
And why doesn't the bible mention anything reguarding the dinosaurs era?
Suppose this is as good a time as any to post a link to an animated cartoon entitled "in the beginning there were dinosaurs..."

http://www.anomalystudios.com/

ED 03-12-2003 04:15 PM

I saw this on "Mysteries of the bible" on A&E

a few centuries ago... 1500-1600's around then a group of men were given the task of finding out when jesus's b-day was..
they couldn't find it. At the time they had a different holiday on the 25th of dec that was a hebrew holiday of some kind and was going to be removed by whoever was in power at the time.... they couldn't find the actuall date of christ's birth so they made it dec 25th so they could keep their holiday

the Shemp 03-12-2003 04:17 PM

Jesus is just alright with me


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