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Game Over War Machine - Arrested by US Marshals in Simi Valley
The United States Marshal's Service requested assistance from the Simi Valley Police Department to effect the arrest of Jonathan "War Machine" Koppenahver on 8/15/14 at approximately 1:45 P.M.
The United States Marshal possessed an arrest warrant for Koppenhaver stemming from an incident in Las Vegas Nevada last week. Koppenhaver was a former resident of Simi Valley and the Marshals investigation indicated he was possibly staying in Simi Valley, CA. Further investigation revealed he was staying at the Extended Stay America Hotel located at 2498 Stearns Street in Simi Valley. Simi Valley Officers along side United States Marshals pinpointed his exact room and arrested him without incident. Inside the room was a small quantity of cash and some pizza. The United States Marshal's Service turned Mr. Koppenhaver over to the Simi Valley Police Department for booking on his warrant from Nevada. He was transported to the Ventura County Jail. All further inquiries should be directed to the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department or the United States Marshals Service. Simi Valley Police are providing this as notification of the incident and have no further investigative role in the criminal investigation. https://local.nixle.com/alert/5251125/?sub_id=1006529 . |
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Anyone know what exactly needs to take place for the US Marshals to get involved?
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Very nice!!!
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so glad they caught that piece of shit. would have liked to see some loyal fans catch him instead and serve some real justice
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Good, anyone that renames themselves "warmachine" obviously has mental issues. Let's see how good this cunt is at defending himself in jail instead of beating on a girl. Fucking trash.
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Inside the room was a small quantity of cash and some pizza.
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I know they handle fugitives, especially across state lines but I've seen them operating speed traps in my neighborhood with the local police. I guess this homeland security stuff puts them all in the same column.
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good to know this guy caught already.
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Once the person crosses state lines and becomes a fugitive the U.S. Marshals can get involved. For a case like this, they usually don't. But since it's high profile, they got involved. They knew War Machine wasn't going to stick around Vegas, was a flight risk to leave the country, and even though it's not a capital offense or prison escape, they got involved.
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Awww, he looks so cute in leg irons |
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I wonder if anyone tipped off the cops and will be collecting the $20K reward???
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That bothers me on many many levels, I hope they werent operating a speed trap but instead a net for a fugitive. Speeding is in no way shape or form in the scope of the US Marshals, nor should it be, ever.
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Great - the mother fucker needs to spend the rest of his life in prison....
As much as I would like to see him get ass raped every day... I am guessing in prison he will be able to hold his own.
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It was definitely a speed trap. At the end of the month, law enforcement is out in force to make their quota. The Marshall's vehicle was hidden and as you pull upon it, he would point the radar gun at you to check speed. I was very surprised to see US Marshall on the side of the vehicle. The local police had a vehicle in the same direction a block away. I suspect that the Marshall would tag you and radio the car ahead.
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I wonder how long before Christy sees him during visitation at county jail.
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Does anyone know if Dog The Bounty Hunter will be getting his $10,000 reward for catching him or did the US Marshalls/Police actually found him before Dog The Bounty Hunter did?
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Now he can deal with these guys. Guess he can hold his own but have luck!
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Most likely, he'll end up as an enforcer for them.
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Witnesses say War Machine was "fighting with a woman in his hotel room" before his arrest.
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Joe Rogan's podcast about Christy and War Machine
He pretty much nails it.
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I'm happy they caught that psychopath.
I hope the judge overseeing his bail hearing has the common sense to deny bail based on his violent tendencies and him being a high flight risk. A few conjugal visits from Christy's friends to service the most feared inmates should ensure justice is delivered swiftly and without mercy.
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I guess they didn't find the bible in the end table drawer though.
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Small amount of cash and pizza. I guess he didn't tip. Probably got ratted out by the delivery guy for being stingy.
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wao..police perfect
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Why do you have mobile redirect to horse sex affiliate?
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I wanted Dog to get him too!
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Is he high on meth here? Sure looks like it.
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some much wrong with this dude...
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Nothing, they shackled him so he doesnt kick someone's teeth out.
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That and beating up a white woman. Like I said.. HAVE LUCK!
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911 operator may have hung up on Christy Mack's neighbor delaying police response and allowing War Machine to get away....
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It's been rumored he already has ties to them. They would love to have him in their car.
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seems like a very reasonable guy to me.
I say he's innocent! Free WM!!!
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seems like he´s addicted to Slurpee. Jail will heal him...
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LVPD WM's Arrest Report and Declaration of Warrant (pdf file) includes how the charges against WM were derived from statements made by Christy Mack and Corey Thomas (also included). Thomas stated he didn't call police till he got to his office in Vegas after leaving Mack's house.
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Simi is the wrong place to hide out, a lot of LAPD and LA Sheriff's call Simi home.
Very conservative place
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People now need to turn their attention to this loser corey thomas since he left and did not get help for her until he got to his office
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What's the latest with the machine?
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