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08-30-2014, 04:19 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Just been to a charity "FIREMANS' Carwash...
All the guys were deliberately 'Hunking it up' and there were a lot of women in bikinis that were 'deliberately' getting wet from the firemens hoses etc....
Point being, I was actually trying to support the charity, however I was also in my car with my elderly, 80+ (Registered disabled mother...) Was it *REALLY* so wrong of me to have got sexually aroused, removed my shorts, and started masturbating in the car? OK... She was sat next to me n stuff... But she wont seem to let it go? What should I tell her to get her to fuck the shut up? After all, its a natural response based on the circumcisions ???  |
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08-30-2014, 04:24 AM
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Dat's Nacho Cheese Baby
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 I would just tell her that you felt something crawling on it and you were trying to rub one off . Those firemen must have really got you worked up .
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08-30-2014, 04:50 AM
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08-30-2014, 05:31 AM
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08-30-2014, 09:18 AM
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1. It happened, so don't post pics
2. This thread is useful without pics 3. This thread is best undelivered
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08-30-2014, 09:24 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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08-30-2014, 09:24 AM
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Let's do some business!
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Next time take a shit in her mouth. That should shut her up.
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08-30-2014, 09:46 AM
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Could this be 'projection'? Do you regularly masturbate in-front of YOUR mother???? Take a seat over there, and tell me all about it....  |
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08-30-2014, 12:11 PM
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08-30-2014, 12:44 PM
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