Just been to a charity "FIREMANS' Carwash...
 

All the guys were deliberately 'Hunking it up' and there were a lot of women in bikinis that were 'deliberately' getting wet from the firemens hoses etc....

Point being, I was actually trying to support the charity, however I was also in my car with my elderly, 80+ (Registered disabled mother...)

Was it *REALLY* so wrong of me to have got sexually aroused, removed my shorts, and started masturbating in the car?

OK... She was sat next to me n stuff... But she wont seem to let it go? What should I tell her to get her to fuck the shut up?

After all, its a natural response based on the circumcisions ???

:helpme:helpme:helpme

:thumbsupI would just tell her that you felt something crawling on it and you were trying to rub one off . Those firemen must have really got you worked up .

Oh they did indeed ! If those silly girls in Bikinis had just got out the fucking way, I could have 'cum' to completion... Instead of returning home, sexually frustrated, and feeling the need to make a post about it on GFY... :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

1. It happened, so don't post pics

2. This thread is useful without pics

3. This thread is best undelivered


:2 cents:

Spank Poo - I will NOT post pics... :upsidedow

Next time take a shit in her mouth. That should shut her up.

I do find myself sensing a wee tad of animosity from you.... After all, it IS my MOTHER that we are discussing....

Could this be 'projection'? Do you regularly masturbate in-front of YOUR mother????

Take a seat over there, and tell me all about it....











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how much a minute ? :pimp

Just call me 'Dr Bill'... :upsidedow

Dr. Spanknpoo is in!!!!!????