Just been to a charity "FIREMANS' Carwash...

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38947

    #1

    News Just been to a charity "FIREMANS' Carwash...

    All the guys were deliberately 'Hunking it up' and there were a lot of women in bikinis that were 'deliberately' getting wet from the firemens hoses etc....

    Point being, I was actually trying to support the charity, however I was also in my car with my elderly, 80+ (Registered disabled mother...)

    Was it *REALLY* so wrong of me to have got sexually aroused, removed my shorts, and started masturbating in the car?

    OK... She was sat next to me n stuff... But she wont seem to let it go? What should I tell her to get her to fuck the shut up?

    After all, its a natural response based on the circumcisions ???



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  • beenthereb4
    Dat's Nacho Cheese Baby
    • May 2013
    • 350

    #2
    I would just tell her that you felt something crawling on it and you were trying to rub one off . Those firemen must have really got you worked up .
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38947

      #3
      Originally posted by beenthereb4
      Those firemen must have really got you worked up .
      Oh they did indeed ! If those silly girls in Bikinis had just got out the fucking way, I could have 'cum' to completion... Instead of returning home, sexually frustrated, and feeling the need to make a post about it on GFY...


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      • Dvae
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        • Feb 2005
        • 5326

        #4
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        Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 20999

          #5
          1. It happened, so don't post pics

          2. This thread is useful without pics

          3. This thread is best undelivered


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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38947

            #6
            Originally posted by blackmonsters
            1. It happened, so don't post pics

            2. This thread is useful without pics

            3. This thread is best undelivered


            Spank Poo - I will NOT post pics...


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            • Sly
              Let's do some business!
              • Sep 2004
              • 31378

              #7
              Next time take a shit in her mouth. That should shut her up.
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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38947

                #8
                Originally posted by Sly
                Next time take a shit in her mouth. That should shut her up.
                I do find myself sensing a wee tad of animosity from you.... After all, it IS my MOTHER that we are discussing....

                Could this be 'projection'? Do you regularly masturbate in-front of YOUR mother????

                Take a seat over there, and tell me all about it....













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                • JFK
                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 67369

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                  I do find myself sensing a wee tad of animosity from you.... After all, it IS my MOTHER that we are discussing....

                  Could this be 'projection'? Do you regularly masturbate in-front of YOUR mother????

                  Take a seat over there, and tell me all about it....











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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38947

                    #10
                    Originally posted by JFK
                    how much a minute ?
                    Just call me 'Dr Bill'...


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                    • WDF
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 2248

                      #11
                      Dr. Spanknpoo is in!!!!!????
                      Please HELP

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