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bxy · 08-05-2014, 01:08 PM

Saw that Ad for BK's new Mushroom Burger, n I do love mushrooms. Gave it a try Friday lunch. Today is Tuesday n still on a short leash to the Porcelain God. A constant run for the Fireball 500, forever wiping up the blood of the battle. Thank God for Pepto Bismol.

But the serious question, after thirty plus runs a day, eating nothing the rest of the day Friday, only Jello Saturday, n finally graduating to Mashed Potatoes today; after flushing at least four times my body mass down the toilet, how is it that I am still over weight?

Something is just not fare in that math.

pornmasta · 08-05-2014, 01:15 PM

this is a thread for eipstudios

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stopitbrrruce · 08-05-2014, 01:17 PM

sounds like food poisoning, i tried one of the extra long bbq cheeseburgers over the weekend and it fucked my stomach acid up for 2 days

mmm now i kinda want to try this mushroom burger

PR_Glen · 08-05-2014, 01:41 PM

yeah definitely food poisoning.. I hit up bk for the first time in a long while on friday night actually. didn't kill me.

i did happen to be in toledo this weekend during that water scare though.. was a coin flip whether we were going to eat there or not (we didn't know about it at the time)but we decided to eat in michigan instead. I wasn't sure if i drank any while i was there either, so scary shit. hehe

MiamiBoyz · 08-05-2014, 02:03 PM

You ate at Burger King...

Case solved

bxy · 08-05-2014, 05:01 PM

No doubt it's food poisoning. Just tried to make a little humor out of a not fun time, I'd say dry humor, but I could only wish it would dry up.

bronco67 · 08-05-2014, 08:03 PM

Once I get food poisoning from a place, I quit eating there. I'm running out of places to eat in my neighborhood.

bxy · 08-05-2014, 08:30 PM

Ya, can't say I'll be going back to BK anytime soon. But not running out of places to eat, back in Cleveland that was true, here in Vegas I could probably eat a different place every day of my life, for the rest of my life, and still not run out of places to eat.

brassmonkey · 08-05-2014, 08:53 PM

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08-05-2014, 01:08 PM	#1
bxy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vegas Posts: 159	Burger King n Diarrhea Saw that Ad for BK's new Mushroom Burger, n I do love mushrooms. Gave it a try Friday lunch. Today is Tuesday n still on a short leash to the Porcelain God. A constant run for the Fireball 500, forever wiping up the blood of the battle. Thank God for Pepto Bismol. But the serious question, after thirty plus runs a day, eating nothing the rest of the day Friday, only Jello Saturday, n finally graduating to Mashed Potatoes today; after flushing at least four times my body mass down the toilet, how is it that I am still over weight? Something is just not fare in that math. __________________ Alien Car Show

08-05-2014, 01:17 PM	#3
stopitbrrruce AdultEmpire VideoOnDemand Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 350	sounds like food poisoning, i tried one of the extra long bbq cheeseburgers over the weekend and it fucked my stomach acid up for 2 days mmm now i kinda want to try this mushroom burger __________________ Ryan Wayne Video On Demand Manager AdultEmpire.com 2021 XBIZ Account Executive of the Year ryan.wayne [at] adultempire [dot] com

08-05-2014, 01:41 PM	#4
PR_Glen Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 9,058	yeah definitely food poisoning.. I hit up bk for the first time in a long while on friday night actually. didn't kill me. i did happen to be in toledo this weekend during that water scare though.. was a coin flip whether we were going to eat there or not (we didn't know about it at the time)but we decided to eat in michigan instead. I wasn't sure if i drank any while i was there either, so scary shit. hehe __________________ webmaster at pimproll dot com Last edited by PR_Glen; 08-05-2014 at 01:42 PM..

08-05-2014, 05:01 PM	#6
bxy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vegas Posts: 159	No doubt it's food poisoning. Just tried to make a little humor out of a not fun time, I'd say dry humor, but I could only wish it would dry up. __________________ Alien Car Show

08-05-2014, 08:03 PM	#7
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	Once I get food poisoning from a place, I quit eating there. I'm running out of places to eat in my neighborhood. __________________

08-05-2014, 01:15 PM	#2
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,099	this is a thread for eipstudios keep up the good job !

08-05-2014, 02:03 PM	#5
MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	You ate at Burger King... Case solved

08-05-2014, 08:30 PM	#8
bxy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vegas Posts: 159	Ya, can't say I'll be going back to BK anytime soon. But not running out of places to eat, back in Cleveland that was true, here in Vegas I could probably eat a different place every day of my life, for the rest of my life, and still not run out of places to eat. __________________ Alien Car Show

08-05-2014, 08:53 PM	#9
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