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  • bxy
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 159
    #1

    Burger King n Diarrhea

    Saw that Ad for BK's new Mushroom Burger, n I do love mushrooms. Gave it a try Friday lunch. Today is Tuesday n still on a short leash to the Porcelain God. A constant run for the Fireball 500, forever wiping up the blood of the battle. Thank God for Pepto Bismol.

    But the serious question, after thirty plus runs a day, eating nothing the rest of the day Friday, only Jello Saturday, n finally graduating to Mashed Potatoes today; after flushing at least four times my body mass down the toilet, how is it that I am still over weight?

    Something is just not fare in that math.
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    • pornmasta
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2006
      • 20019
      #2
      this is a thread for eipstudios

      keep up the good job !

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        • stopitbrrruce
          AdultEmpireCash
          • Oct 2013
          • 351
          #3
          sounds like food poisoning, i tried one of the extra long bbq cheeseburgers over the weekend and it fucked my stomach acid up for 2 days

          mmm now i kinda want to try this mushroom burger
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            • PR_Glen
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2006
              • 9058
              #4
              yeah definitely food poisoning.. I hit up bk for the first time in a long while on friday night actually. didn't kill me.

              i did happen to be in toledo this weekend during that water scare though.. was a coin flip whether we were going to eat there or not (we didn't know about it at the time)but we decided to eat in michigan instead. I wasn't sure if i drank any while i was there either, so scary shit. hehe
              Last edited by PR_Glen; 08-05-2014, 12:42 PM.
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                • MiamiBoyz
                  fgfdftre6
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 6690
                  #5
                  You ate at Burger King...

                  Case solved

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                    • bxy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 159
                      #6
                      No doubt it's food poisoning. Just tried to make a little humor out of a not fun time, I'd say dry humor, but I could only wish it would dry up.
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                        • bronco67
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 29032
                          #7
                          Once I get food poisoning from a place, I quit eating there. I'm running out of places to eat in my neighborhood.

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                            • bxy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 159
                              #8
                              Ya, can't say I'll be going back to BK anytime soon. But not running out of places to eat, back in Cleveland that was true, here in Vegas I could probably eat a different place every day of my life, for the rest of my life, and still not run out of places to eat.
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                                • brassmonkey
                                  Pay It Forward
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77397
                                  #9
                                  home colon cleanser kit! all clear!
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