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Burger King n Diarrhea
Saw that Ad for BK's new Mushroom Burger, n I do love mushrooms. Gave it a try Friday lunch. Today is Tuesday n still on a short leash to the Porcelain God. A constant run for the Fireball 500, forever wiping up the blood of the battle. Thank God for Pepto Bismol.
But the serious question, after thirty plus runs a day, eating nothing the rest of the day Friday, only Jello Saturday, n finally graduating to Mashed Potatoes today; after flushing at least four times my body mass down the toilet, how is it that I am still over weight?
Something is just not fare in that math.
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