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Sid70 · 08-05-2014, 07:14 AM

Putin, Ebola. AIDS, shark attacks, venom snakes, tranny traps...

With all that shit waiting around the corner is there any simple safe place left on the planet?
May be deep ass Memphis suburbs or Niue island?

Requirements:

Internet access, ATM, decent hospital on location.

Can you recommend me the get away place?

slapass · 08-05-2014, 07:18 AM

Any major city.

TeenCat · 08-05-2014, 07:18 AM

this looks like a safe place

oops, sorry, forgot about internet and so ...

Sid70 · 08-05-2014, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

this looks like a safe place

oops, sorry, forgot about internet and so ...

klinton · 08-05-2014, 07:40 AM

you can't escape Putin.
He is inside You (diabolic laughter)

Sid70 · 08-05-2014, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

you can't escape Putin.
He is inside You (diabolic laughter)

What a fart are you.

bronco67 · 08-05-2014, 07:43 AM

The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?

Sid70 · 08-05-2014, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?

I didn't feel it before today.

seeandsee · 08-05-2014, 08:17 AM

Tuvalu: Is a small island state in the Pacific Ocean known for being peaceful. Even though they are the third-least populous countries in the world, they are often thought of as one of the safest.

pornmasta · 08-05-2014, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Can you recommend me the get away place?

france, there is french dicks (check my profile)

onwebcam · 08-05-2014, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

tranny traps...

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Originally Posted by Sid70

I didn't feel it before today.

Rochard · 08-05-2014, 08:41 AM

I am forty-five years old, bike / run / shoot hoops every day, never had a major health problem. Knock on wood.

Vendzilla · 08-05-2014, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?

Obama is still in office

DAMNMAN · 08-05-2014, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Putin, Ebola. AIDS, shark attacks, venom snakes, tranny traps...

With all that shit waiting around the corner is there any simple safe place left on the planet?
May be deep ass Memphis suburbs or Niue island?

Requirements:

Internet access, ATM, decent hospital on location.

Can you recommend me the get away place?

Nope..... deep south would be safe, but christians are the most dangerous of all!!!!

PR_Glen · 08-05-2014, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

The world has always been on the verge of collapse. Why is now any different?

i know but it's always amusing when someone's life starts to suck they automatically start paying attention to news stories and come to the conclusion that everyone elses world is all of a sudden falling apart as well.

xpimp · 08-05-2014, 10:20 AM

2 places come in my mind when it comes to protection:

somalia or detroit

Sid70 · 08-05-2014, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I am forty-five years old, bike / run / shoot hoops every day, never had a major health problem. Knock on wood.

And?

Norcal you suggest?

pornmasta · 08-05-2014, 10:30 AM

Try to go to блеатьгород

iSpyCams · 08-05-2014, 10:34 AM

We are all dying, no one is safe. Live well, love with your whole heart and don't let fear of the future undermine your enjoyment of the present.

aka123 · 08-05-2014, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

france, there is french dicks (check my profile)

Seems that way. Is this some sort of spin-off from frog legs?

Juicy little asses.

MiamiBoyz · 08-05-2014, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Putin, Ebola. AIDS, shark attacks, venom snakes, tranny traps...

Requirements:

Internet access, ATM, decent hospital on location.

Can you recommend me the get away place?

No matter where you go your requirements are all biased on exactly what you fear which is physical danger (snakes, sharks, virus of various sorts) and political unrest.

There is always physical danger unless you never get in a car (you might be a great driver but the guy in the other car is a one eyed drunk)...never take a shower (most common place for injury is actually right in your nice safe home)!

Animal attacks are very rare and even less fatal. Those fears are just not statistically significant. Enjoy nature and the outdoors.

Tranny attacks can be avoided with a little common sense and AIDS can be avoided the same way...us a condom...don't be a slut...be a little more selective with sexual partners.

The 3 requirements you have will not matter when the shit really hits the fan. The power grid will do down killing your internet access (if censorship doesn't kill it first). ATM access will not matter as cash will be worthless paper when the real shit hits the fan and before that if the power grid goes down there will be no cash in the atm or in the banks either.

Hospitals will not save you from a virus with no cure.

Putin is only a monster in your dreams and there are far worse people/counties with the a-bomb...biological weapons...and fanatical idiots perfectly willing to blow themselves up as long as they can take a few along with them.

Sid70 · 08-05-2014, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

No matter where you go your requirements are all biased on exactly what you fear which is physical danger (snakes, sharks, virus of various sorts) and political unrest.

There is always physical danger unless you never get in a car (you might be a great driver but the guy in the other car is a one eyed drunk)...never take a shower (most common place for injury is actually right in your nice safe home)!

Animal attacks are very rare and even less fatal. Those fears are just not statistically significant. Enjoy nature and the outdoors.

Tranny attacks can be avoided with a little common sense and AIDS can be avoided the same way...us a condom...don't be a slut...be a little more selective with sexual partners.

The 3 requirements you have will not matter when the shit really hits the fan. The power grid will do down killing your internet access (if censorship doesn't kill it first). ATM access will not matter as cash will be worthless paper when the real shit hits the fan and before that if the power grid goes down there will be no cash in the atm or in the banks either.

Hospitals will not save you from a virus with no cure.

Putin is only a monster in your dreams and there are far worse people/counties with the a-bomb...biological weapons...and fanatical idiots perfectly willing to blow themselves up as long as they can take a few along with them.

This could be a good book... for somebody thinking like you. I'm not.

Sid70 · 08-05-2014, 12:12 PM

Jeez, i feel like i'm surrounded either with mental vampires or retarded maniacs.

pornmasta · 08-05-2014, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Jeez, i feel like i'm surrounded either with mental vampires or retarded maniacs.

ya vampir !

klinton · 08-05-2014, 01:42 PM

mineistaken · 08-05-2014, 01:50 PM

Looking to trait yet another country? You just recently arrived in the new one...

To answer your question - maybe Greenland.

MiamiBoyz · 08-05-2014, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Jeez, i feel like i'm surrounded either with mental vampires or retarded maniacs.

Then you are already exactly where you belong.

CaptainHowdy · 08-05-2014, 02:02 PM

Falkland Islands ...

klinton · 08-05-2014, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Then you are already exactly where you belong.

MaDalton · 08-05-2014, 02:44 PM

there is no escape...

New Zealand maybe

aka123 · 08-05-2014, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Putin is only a monster in your dreams and there are far worse people/counties with the a-bomb...biological weapons...and fanatical idiots perfectly willing to blow themselves up as long as they can take a few along with them.

Yes, there is no place where he can't be killed by a bad ass squirrel. Those worse countries are a different thing, as they are not next to his country. And none of them poses any direct threat to Ukraine (I suppose he is from Ukraine), besides some fallout, if that comes to that.

Everybody have their own problems. Some jihadists have probably not even heard about Ukraine, just about the evil USA, so that's your problem, not this. But what comes to Putin, he is about 8000 km more near to Putin than you are. Come tad closer, it's easy to say from there.

pornmasta · 08-05-2014, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123

there is no place where he can't be killed by a bad ass squirrel.

sure man

aka123 · 08-05-2014, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

sure man

And there you have the proof.

John-ACWM · 08-06-2014, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Then you are already exactly where you belong.

something like that.

Sid70 · 08-06-2014, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

there is no escape...

New Zealand maybe

Good choice, Niue island - I have even a contact out there.

Dmcontent · 08-06-2014, 06:26 AM

Was about to tell you south of Spain but cyberSeo is moving there so will be unsafe pretty soon. You could always try Madeira.

Sid70 · 08-06-2014, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dmcontent

Was about to tell you south of Spain but cyberSeo is moving there so will be unsafe pretty soon. You could always try Madeira.

No, rusian pot-riot CyberFUCKO must stay in Moscow only!

Sid70 · 08-06-2014, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Then you are already exactly where you belong.

Smart ass, have you ever lived in a 3rd world country to even think the grass is green where you're?

Look Chang · 08-06-2014, 06:54 AM

Avoid Beds, I was told that 85% of people die in a bed !

Sid70 · 08-06-2014, 07:25 AM

I think this:

http://www.quellomayo.com/

Hentaikid · 08-07-2014, 01:52 PM

Madagascar, the pandemic never infects Madagascar.

MiamiBoyz · 08-07-2014, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Smart ass, have you ever lived in a 3rd world country to even think the grass is green where you're?

Yes several of them.

CDSmith · 08-07-2014, 02:17 PM

You want to head to Findlater, Saskachewan.

Hasn't been so much as a chicken gone missing there 'n pret'near forty yar.

Sid70 · 08-07-2014, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Yes several of them.

Share your experience. But I can tell you, Mexico is just a resort comparing to Ukraine.

Sid70 · 08-07-2014, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You want to head to Findlater, Saskachewan.

Hasn't been so much as a chicken gone missing there 'n pret'near forty yar.

Motherfucking Canada took web designers off the NOC list, declined my independent immigration and fucking lawyers kept the money - my butt hurts still!

pornmasta · 08-07-2014, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Share your experience. But I can tell you, Mexico is just a resort comparing to Ukraine.

mexico ? are yout crazy ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Trotsky#Assassination

aka123 · 08-07-2014, 03:55 PM

You should head to Faroe Islands.

Sid70 · 08-07-2014, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123

You should head to Faroe Islands.

I hate them for killing the whales, but overall the idea is good, Iceland may be?

aka123 · 08-07-2014, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

I hate them for killing the whales, but overall the idea is good, Iceland may be?

They kill whales too.

pornmasta · 08-07-2014, 04:19 PM

Great Britain may attack them to get their money back

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