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Vendzilla 08-06-2014 03:11 PM

I'm done with him, the only way he will fight me is for points in a ring with judges and ref, that's not the way I fight, I'm not out for points, the way he fights is more like flag football.

I'll get in a ring, but no judges, no ref, no gloves. I get bloody noses too easy, I could care less, but the amount of blood will stop the fight. I've had my nose cauterized and it didn't help.

Just another troll I have on ignore!

Who the fuck names them self The Squealer? I keep thinking about Deliverance! Maybe Ned is his hero, who knows!

TheSquealer 08-06-2014 03:15 PM

Hahahaha I never once said anything about rings, judges or refs . Don't go soft on me now fat man, you opened this can of worms.

Vendzilla 08-06-2014 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 20184282)
He agreed to fight you.

Yeah with terms I will not agree to

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Originally Posted by Dead (Post 20184292)
Smart money, is The Squealer, is Vendzilla...If not, LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!

Burger looks tasty thou;)

Have you ever met me in person? I'm a big guy. Only webmaster on this forum that I know of that's as big as me is Sicone and I think I'm bigger than him. Which is why fighters are in weight classes.

Anyways, Burger was good for laugh if nothing else

TheSquealer 08-06-2014 03:19 PM

I never offered any terms at all.

You're really struggling to back peddle now after all your threats

Also, its quite odd that you think a glove will give you a bloody nose but a bare fist or shin bone won't.

SuckOnThis 08-06-2014 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20184307)
Yeah with terms I will not agree to

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...al-d53x7pk.jpg

DamianJ 08-06-2014 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20184295)
Would you also like to meet in Vegas Damian? I have major reservations about bitch slapping an old man, but I feel it's every citizens duty to bitch slap a magician or mime.

I'll write my name and number on the back of my hand in reverse.

Sorry. What? I was referring to Newnick. I have no issue with you. Your posts amuse me.

Although you will have to take place in a line behind Robbie, he was the first the threaten me with violence in Vegas. Bless him.

Should be there this year. Just make sure JFK is ready to shoot the evidence if you do want to try it, but be ready for the doves I will produce to distract ya.

TheSquealer 08-06-2014 03:34 PM

Sorry man. I apologize - kind have my head in a wierd place right now :)

My bad.

... Uhm I love magicians ()

Adam_M 08-06-2014 03:34 PM

Classic GFY....

- Yum burgers
- MMA rocks
- MMA's shit
- Lets fight

I love this place :)

Adam_M 08-06-2014 03:37 PM

I think this place has one of the best burgers in the world.


lazycash 08-06-2014 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20183747)
I eat healthy most of the time, yesterday, started with raisin bran for breakfast. Chicken sandwich for lunch and El Polo Loco for dinner. I eat a hamburger maybe once every couple of months! So hell, better make it a damn good one!

Since you're now in training for the big fight, might be wise to make some modifications to your diet. Ditch the raisin bran, its very high in sugar and provides little nutritional benefit. If you must eat cereal, pick one low in sugar and high in protein. Lose the bun on the chicken sandwich and avoid the mayo, just have a grilled chicken breast. Also avoid El Pollo loco, most of their items are very high in calories and fat. Since you'll want to slim down for the fight, stay far away from Tommy's.

Dead 08-06-2014 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20184307)
Yeah with terms I will not agree to



Have you ever met me in person? I'm a big guy. Only webmaster on this forum that I know of that's as big as me is Sicone and I think I'm bigger than him. Which is why fighters are in weight classes.

Anyways, Burger was good for laugh if nothing else

Many moons ago, as my memory serves me...it is not the size of the dog, only his will to survive....the best part, this will, is over the choice of you choosing a burger!!!!Makes the odds a bit slippery at best, as I can tell, you love that fuckin burger! :thumbsup

pornmasta 08-06-2014 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20184330)

... Uhm I love magicians ()

that's better

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20183188)
Its all fun and games until someone gets Damian to start stalking them.


Vendzilla 08-06-2014 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead (Post 20184366)
Many moons ago, as my memory serves me...it is not the size of the dog, only his will to survive....the best part, this will, is over the choice of you choosing a burger!!!!Makes the odds a bit slippery at best, as I can tell, you love that fuckin burger! :thumbsup

Yeah, I love it, maybe in a month, I'll get another, but I won't about post about just to have some asshole tell me I'm fat and old. I already know that. He doesn't seem to think he's an asshole!

I eat pretty healthy

TheSquealer 08-06-2014 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 20184359)
Since you're now in training for the big fight, might be wise to make some modifications to your diet. Ditch the raisin bran, its very high in sugar and provides little nutritional benefit. If you must eat cereal, pick one low in sugar and high in protein. Lose the bun on the chicken sandwich and avoid the mayo, just have a grilled chicken breast. Also avoid El Pollo loco, most of their items are very high in calories and fat. Since you'll want to slim down for the fight, stay far away from Tommy's.

I don't think he is interested in a coach. He seems to think he's a mad dog killer that can't wait to hurt me.

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Why don't you walk up to me like a man and say that and get punched in the throat, ever been a man?

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Ok, Going to be in Vegas next January? Let's see how your face can take a punch!

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Or you can come to LA anytime, I can find a ring!

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You train for what, to be a pussy? Bring it or be my bitch, fucking cunt!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
So it's true, you're too much of a pussy to get in the ring with an old fat guy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
reality is you don't have the balls to get in the ring with a old guy that will step on your fucking neck in the ring

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You are a COWARD!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
talks shit about his training and takes the coward way out when I challenge him

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
If we got in the ring, I would grab one of your arms and pull till it came off, then go for your neck!

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You're probably scared of your own shadow, living in your mommies basement

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I hate spineless fucks that are only tough with a keyboard in their hands

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Still being the pussy?

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I want to put you in a hospital you little whiny fuck!

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Come on, make it at AVN, Take on the 6'3" giant

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Fuck you talk a big game, but you sure don't back it up

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
tells everyone that he's a MMA fighter with decades of training and won't take me on in the ring saying it's for my own good (i never said "MMA Training" once or indicated that i train "MMA")

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'm just an old fat guy that this pussy that trains in the MMA won't fight! LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'm done with him, the only way he will fight me is for points in a ring with judges and ref, that's not the way I fight, I'm not out for points, the way he fights is more like flag football.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'll get in a ring, but no judges, no ref, no gloves.

YES VENDZILLA, I'LL COME TO AVN JUST FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU SO DESPERATELY WANT TO FIGHT ME AND I AM A SUCKER FOR ADVENTURE AND STORIES. I'M ALSO ABOUT MAKING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY.

My suggestion to you however is that you demand I have at least 14 oz gloves as the real purpose of boxing gloves is to protect the person getting punched. I would strongly advise against 4oz MMA gloves as their real purpose is to protect the hand of the person striking. No gloves would jsut be suicide as you will, without question, be seriously injured (broken nose, lost teeth, broken jaw, fractured/busted orbital socket etc etc).

Otherwise, keep bluffing fat man. Its quite amusing. I suppose I should show more compassion to your end of life crisis, delusions and dementia, but as you've pointed out, I am kind of an asshole.

Vendzilla 08-06-2014 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 20184359)
Since you're now in training for the big fight, might be wise to make some modifications to your diet. Ditch the raisin bran, its very high in sugar and provides little nutritional benefit. If you must eat cereal, pick one low in sugar and high in protein. Lose the bun on the chicken sandwich and avoid the mayo, just have a grilled chicken breast. Also avoid El Pollo loco, most of their items are very high in calories and fat. Since you'll want to slim down for the fight, stay far away from Tommy's.

I had a grilled chicken breast for lunch, I usually eat a couple pieces of fruit for breakfast.

And I'm not going to put on a show in a ring with a bunch of rules, if he's there, he can walk up to me and say that shit, then we'll start the fight.

It's not about what he said, he was an asshole for just saying it, he's an asshole in every thread towards me, he's just a fucking troll and doesn't deserve to be even noticed, that's why I don't give a rats ass about him or what he thinks. Last guy i met that was MMA was an asshole too, he was also a coward and attacked me from behind for no reason. He got 5 years for that! Must be in that training I guess.

TheSquealer 08-06-2014 04:38 PM

Don't keep back peddling. You said ring many times and offered to find a ring. Now you are changing your story. You made a lot of serious threats about what you would do to me, calling me a coward, a pussy and saying i was afraid every step of the way. Then you created a fake narrative about me offering "terms" you can't agree to,... which never happened. It's ok to be afraid, it's ok to now have reconsidered your mistake, its ok to regret. But don't become a liar as well.

Lets see this through. It's what you want.

Dead 08-06-2014 04:47 PM

The Squealer is using sense and tact,.....hmmm, interesting?

FoxyFletch 08-06-2014 05:30 PM

You disgust me. Meat eater.

pornmasta 08-06-2014 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FoxyFletch (Post 20184420)
You disgust me. Meat eater.

fight them fight them :mad:

dillonaire 08-06-2014 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by thehand (Post 20182980)
What ever happened to the GFY , MMA tournament some people on here were trying to put together? Did it ever go down? Havent been in here in a while. :helpme


It never went down, but if we could actually get something like this organized it would be the biggest webmaster event since Playboy Mansion 2005. Stream that shit live. get like a 5 or 7 card fight line up. settle some serious grudges. Losers get kicked off GFY. Winners get a piece of the sponsor money. LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

MrBottomTooth 08-06-2014 06:30 PM

Can we please schedule the Danza Kimbo fight for the same day? Let's get 2 birds stoned at once, or however that saying goes.

pornmasta 08-06-2014 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20184452)
LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

we need also the bitcoin guy

~Ray 08-06-2014 06:36 PM

hundred too many insults

lazycash 08-06-2014 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20184452)
It never went down, but if we could actually get something like this organized it would be the biggest webmaster event since Playboy Mansion 2005. Stream that shit live. get like a 5 or 7 card fight line up. settle some serious grudges. Losers get kicked off GFY. Winners get a piece of the sponsor money. LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

Sounds good, so far on the undercard, we have:

Teencat vs XXXJay
Harmon vs Chris Butler
Danza vs Kimbo Slice
Damien vs DvTimes
MrDeiz vs CyberSEO


Please feel free to add more.

pornmasta 08-06-2014 09:38 PM

i don't see edgeprod in this list

you can also add currentlysober and his grandchildren
amputate your head Vs EipStudios

TheSquealer 08-06-2014 09:42 PM

a quick reminder of what horror awaits me at AVN in Vegas:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Why don't you walk up to me like a man and say that and get punched in the throat, ever been a man?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Ok, Going to be in Vegas next January? Let's see how your face can take a punch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Or you can come to LA anytime, I can find a ring!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You train for what, to be a pussy? Bring it or be my bitch, fucking cunt!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
So it's true, you're too much of a pussy to get in the ring with an old fat guy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
reality is you don't have the balls to get in the ring with a old guy that will step on your fucking neck in the ring

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You are a COWARD!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
talks shit about his training and takes the coward way out when I challenge him

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
If we got in the ring, I would grab one of your arms and pull till it came off, then go for your neck!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You're probably scared of your own shadow, living in your mommies basement

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I hate spineless fucks that are only tough with a keyboard in their hands

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Still being the pussy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I want to put you in a hospital you little whiny fuck!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Come on, make it at AVN, Take on the 6'3" giant

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Fuck you talk a big game, but you sure don't back it up

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
tells everyone that he's a MMA fighter with decades of training and won't take me on in the ring saying it's for my own good (i never said "MMA Training" once or indicated that i train "MMA")

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'm just an old fat guy that this pussy that trains in the MMA won't fight! LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'm done with him, the only way he will fight me is for points in a ring with judges and ref, that's not the way I fight, I'm not out for points, the way he fights is more like flag football.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'll get in a ring, but no judges, no ref, no gloves.


RyuLion 08-06-2014 09:46 PM

That looks ok but I cook a better version at home..

L-Pink 08-06-2014 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20184452)
It never went down, but if we could actually get something like this organized it would be the biggest webmaster event since Playboy Mansion 2005. Stream that shit live. get like a 5 or 7 card fight line up. settle some serious grudges. Losers get kicked off GFY. Winners get a piece of the sponsor money. LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

GFY has it's own Don King, :1orglaugh

NewNick 08-07-2014 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20184294)
It's because he is too scared to say who he is. SO easy to be a hard man when you use a fake nick and no sig.

Ah Dame baby.

Still sore because I pointed out what a pointless hypocrite you are ?

Lets face it, the only one playing the tough guy is you.

Hypocrisy does seem to be a recurring theme with you.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton 08-07-2014 04:16 AM

that was the most amusing thread on GFY for quite a while

CarlosTheGaucho 08-07-2014 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20183922)
I guess I'm going to AVN to watch a crazy old fat man try to ball up his arthritic fingers, raise his flabby arm and attempt to hurl it in my direction.. If you want to come Vegas, let me know... We'll take a bit of that road trip we talked about and see some stuff. :)

Doesn't look like it since I'll have some family affairs to attend to, however if this is really going to happen...not sure if I could pass on that! I have a feeling this thread has a blockbuster potential!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam_M (Post 20184331)
Classic GFY....

- Yum burgers
- MMA rocks
- MMA's shit
- Lets fight

I love this place :)

:pimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20184452)
It never went down, but if we could actually get something like this organized it would be the biggest webmaster event since Playboy Mansion 2005. Stream that shit live. get like a 5 or 7 card fight line up. settle some serious grudges. Losers get kicked off GFY. Winners get a piece of the sponsor money. LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

Absolutely! The recipe to bring out the most from GFY in the making!

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 20184545)
Sounds good, so far on the undercard, we have:

Teencat vs XXXJay
Harmon vs Chris Butler
Danza vs Kimbo Slice
Damien vs DvTimes
MrDeiz vs CyberSEO


Please feel free to add more.

:1orglaugh

There should be at least twice in a year a live GFY smackdown special, sponsored and streamed live.

It would be a great chance for programs to showcase, they could add their own branded cheerleaders, fly the challengers they would sponsor to a particular show (the best would be a winter Internext or Internext summer).

All packed with plenty of extras - CurrentlySober as a special guest, rare behind the scenes footage, expert preview, a live edition of "where are they now?", half time live music, upskirt shots, exclusive celebrity interview with Juicy..etc.

I recommend to contact Anal Hobbit to take care of the promotion, Eric would be the best annnouncer..

Ryulion would bite all the cheerleaders...

L-Pink as an expert commentator... I can see a blockbuster in the making!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20184557)
i don't see edgeprod in this list

you can also add currentlysober and his grandchildren
amputate your head Vs EipStudios

Currently Sober would be the special guest!

:pimp

TheSquealer 08-07-2014 06:02 AM

Shit, not only do i need to work harder.. but i feel I need a theme song for my training montages.

Does anyone know the lead singer from Survivor? Would he be up for one more remix of Eye of the Tiger or is he too expensive after doing all those Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials?

http://politic365.com/wp-content/blo...2/02/rocky.jpg

dyna mo 08-07-2014 07:29 AM

What food will be served at the bout?

Bryan G 08-07-2014 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20184962)
What food will be served at the bout?

Tommy Caliente Burgers of course.

dyna mo 08-07-2014 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20184970)
Tommy Caliente Burgers of course.

With celery sticks for apperizers!

SuckOnThis 08-07-2014 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20183658)

Fuck you talk a big game, but you sure don't back it up, you talk about grappling, then you talk more shit and say I will never touch you, is that because you will be running the whole time, what a shit stain!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20184307)
Yeah with terms I will not agree to







http://38.media.tumblr.com/3828a2864...4k5po1_400.gif

PR_Glen 08-07-2014 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20183998)
Your prolly right eh. I like both vend and the sqeauler and also like hamburgers and I want to enjoy my senior years as healthy as possible. It's a trade off. Nothing like a tasty burger. But when I croak maybe I'll lament eating them.

I made home made jalepeno cheese burgers last night.. they were far more greasy than anything i would have gotten in a fast food place so clearly i'm doing something wrong.. hehe

Ok let's exercise some moderation here. We all get to eat our favourite (non made for heart attack purposes) burgers on occasion but in between we exercise somewhat regularly along with eating a good amount of vegetables and antioxidants and all live long and interesting lives free from regrets. Sound good?

lazycash 08-07-2014 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20184962)
What food will be served at the bout?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20184970)
Tommy Caliente Burgers of course.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bns666 08-07-2014 09:19 AM

i also don't eat burgers often, but when i do i want them superunhealthy and i prefer them home made so i can control how unhealthy they get :thumbsup

https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/...48992924_n.jpg

arock10 08-07-2014 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20184982)
With celery sticks for apperizers!

raisin bran bar. like a bloody mary bar but different


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