I grew up eating 4 alarm chili and having peppers at the dinner table.

My favorite treat is Habanero peppers stuffed in giant green olives. I need to get some more of those shipped here.

You train for what, to be a pussy? Bring it or be my bitch, fucking cunt!

Well, I don't train to beat up horribly deluded, obese old men.

So it's true, you're too much of a pussy to get in the ring with an old fat guy? Is that what you're trying to say!

I trained for years you little bitch, I never forgot what I learned and I still hit like train. I always had to train with guys a couple belts above me because of my reach and how hard I hit. My knuckles are just as hard and I can still take a hit...

So say whatever you want you little pussy, say you train, say you're in good shape, reality is you don't have the balls to get in the ring with a old guy that will step on your fucking neck in the ring!

If you didn't have the internet, you would stay in the shadows out of fear of everything in the world! I live in the world with no fear of shit stains like you!

What ever happened to the GFY , MMA tournament some people on here were trying to put together? Did it ever go down? Havent been in here in a while. :helpme

Belts? Haha. So you're not even a fighter. Just a guy who earned a few belts by punching and kicking the air and doing katas in Tard Kwon Do or something... and as a result, suffers from the same delusions that most martial artists share, which is thinking they can actually fight and not understanding that the difference between what you can effectively do against an untrained fighter as "self defense" is a million miles away from what is effective against a trained fighter.

This makes your misguided bravado even sadder.

However, I'm sure your triple flaming monkey paw of death move is spectacular.

I think back when Anthony and Danza used to talk shit daily, there was basically just a few guys that even trained at all or cared besides them and Warchild. But MMA means having to be proficient in grappling and standup and I don't think anyone here was reasonably proficient in both.

The only thing you have been trained in is using your running shoes!

You are a COWARD!

Hey Buddy, yeah, you've been absent. Yeah this shit stain comes in here, insulting me because I found a new hamburger. Then talks shit about his training and takes the coward way out when I challenge him.

Apparently someone told him just how big I am. He thinks someone that hasn't trained the way he does is not worthy, fucking shit stain pussy.

You put down Martial Arts when MMA stands for Mixed Martial arts

I guess I can put you down as retarded as well!

If we got in the ring, I would grab one of your arms and pull till it came off, then go for your neck!

You're probably scared of your own shadow, living in your mommies basement

I hate spineless fucks that are only tough with a keyboard in their hands

MMA is not a "martial art". Mixed Martial Arts means taking the most effective techniques from multiple disciplines - where trial and error ultimately weeded out almost all traditional martial arts and and left Muay Thai and BJJ. MMA today implies BJJ/Muay Thai but doesn't have to be. There is a reason no one walks into the cage in a gi doing their retarded karate/kung fu/tae kwon do stances and striking from the belt and all the other idiocy they train to do.

If you want to fight me, make it worth my while. I have nothing to gain from putting a deluded old obese man in the hospital.

I also have nothing to gain by and clearly cannot take pride in knowing that i've put an a series of mental images into your wife and childrens head which 20 years of therapy and medication won't erase simply because you are off your meds and love cheeseburgers.

But i do have a lot of free time and am not against it since you seem so sure of yourself and want to keep pushing the issue. I prefer Muay Thai and i'm sure that being the ultimate bad ass that you are, you're not concerned with the style since you "haven't forgotten what you've learned" and "punch like a train" or whatever it is that you seem to think you can do.

And this is your only friendly warning... "if we got in the ring"... you won't be able to even get close to me unless i want you to. I have decades of experience. You won't be able to hit me at all because you aren't well trained. You won't be able to get past the end of my foot, unless I want you close to me. You'll be where i want you, when i want you there. You won't have a choice. You aren't experienced enough, you aren't healthy enough, you aren't quick enough and you're not good enough and you obviously will not have the cardio for it in this lifetime. You won't be able to stop me from doing anything I wish to do to you, when I wish to do it, because its what i train to do with relentless energy and determination, a few hours a day, 5 days a week. I'm busy chasing an amateur world championship belt and you are busy sucking the filling out of donuts through a straw.

Its all fun and games until someone gets Damian to start stalking them.

Still being the pussy?

I don't give a shit about belts you pussy, I'll grab one of those feet and pull your leg out of it's socket.

decades of experience? In a ring maybe! I'm a ground pounder, I'll make you thesquealer

I want to put you in a hospital you little whiny fuck!

Come on, make it at AVN

Take on the 6'3" giant.

Fuck you talk a big game, but you sure don't back it up, you talk about grappling, then you talk more shit and say I will never touch you, is that because you will be running the whole time, what a shit stain!

Somebody sponsor this fight! :1orglaugh

wtf Is going on here... I've stepped in to see some burgers.

I am out for this later today

http://mcdonalds.rs/wp-content/uploa...te-700x390.jpg

And I don't care for you guys loosing time practicing anything. I will just shoot your knees. So give us some burgers :1orglaugh

I'm tired of this, this fucking asshole comes in to all my threads and trolls me, tells everyone that he's a MMA fighter with decades of training and won't take me on in the ring saying it's for my own good.

Plain and simple he doesn't have the balls to back up is big mouth

I have no time for spineless shit stains, so on ignore he goes, I hate cowards!

every food thread is useless without pics :thumbsup

let's see people's favorite burgers ...

LOL, I posted a video

I eat healthy most of the time, yesterday, started with raisin bran for breakfast. Chicken sandwich for lunch and El Polo Loco for dinner. I eat a hamburger maybe once every couple of months! So hell, better make it a damn good one!

Rofl glad I revisited this thread

Peak bucks will kick in $10 to watch it go down at next internext Vegas. Will also buy winner a burger

this thread is useless without 2 pictures of the fighters :winkwink:

for the introduction:

Raisin bran has a shitload of sugar in it, hardly healthy breakfast

Oh and five guys ftw

I'm just an old fat guy that this pussy that trains in the MMA won't fight! LOL

Look you silly old man. I have barely even posted in months. I certainly don't "troll you" by coming into "all your threads". I can't even remember the last time i made a remark directed at you - maybe about your defense of pitbulls probably a year ago. You must have me confused with someone else, or else you're just completely off your meds.

And what do you think is going to happen exactly in a fight between you and me? You clearly have no clue what its like to even fight or be in the ring. You are going to get into the ring against a trained fighter and achieve what? You will collapse under your own weight in seconds. It's not about me having balls or not, its like a 6 year old challenging me to fight. It's completely absurd and really sad to watch.

That said, I already said i would do it, you sad old dildo. Figure out how to make it legal and me not be held liable for your injuries or death and i have no problem with it.

Oh... i get it now. You pretend not to see that I said i'd do it... keep calling me a pussy and a coward, then "put me on ignore" as an out for you. Didn't see that one coming actually. You kinda seemed insane enough to actually follow through. Or maybe you just can't read well with that feed bag strapped to your face.

Do you have insurance? If not check here http://www.healthcaremarketplace.com

I vote for this thread to be nominated for a thread of the month!

:1orglaugh

I guess I'm going to AVN to watch a crazy old fat man try to ball up his arthritic fingers, raise his flabby arm and attempt to hurl it in my direction.. If you want to come Vegas, let me know... We'll take a bit of that road trip we talked about and see some stuff. :)

Fat fucking clown response :uhoh :1orglaugh :uhoh

you guys need to cool it down a bit. current training aside you guys are probably more similar than you think here.

Your prolly right eh. I like both vend and the sqeauler and also like hamburgers and I want to enjoy my senior years as healthy as possible. It's a trade off. Nothing like a tasty burger. But when I croak maybe I'll lament eating them.

Squealer is an early 5/1 favorite. :pimp

To be clear, i'd never ask anyone to choose between me & cheeseburgers. That's a Sophie's Choice that no one should have to make.

Squaler is on ignore

He basically said he would be more than happy to kick your ass. :thumbsup:thumbsup

He agreed to fight you.

Smart money, is The Squealer, is Vendzilla...If not, LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!

Burger looks tasty thou;)

It's because he is too scared to say who he is. SO easy to be a hard man when you use a fake nick and no sig.

Would you also like to meet in Vegas Damian? I have major reservations about bitch slapping an old man, but I feel it's every citizens duty to bitch slap a magician or mime.

I'll write my name and number on the back of my hand in reverse.