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SEGuru · 03-10-2003, 05:59 PM

Oh my gawd...This divorce started on Fathers Day last year, and can ya believe it...ITS ALMOST DONE!!!!!

YEAH BABY

Ok, ok...so who else was doin the divorce thang last year in this space?

SEGuru · 03-10-2003, 06:07 PM

Ok, I know I wasn't the only one...who else was climbing outta the depths of hell with lucifer clawing at yer back?

SR · 03-10-2003, 06:10 PM

Just don't marrie

Cheshire · 03-10-2003, 06:11 PM

What is it about divorces that takes so much time? I'm a bit naive about that kind of stuff.

SEGuru · 03-10-2003, 08:58 PM

Lawyers and their fees...thats what!

Funbrunette · 03-10-2003, 09:01 PM

Well I got married this year!

But I do hear it's harder to get divorced than to tie the knot! I guess that's why lawyers make more money than priests!

Peaches · 03-10-2003, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
What is it about divorces that takes so much time? I'm a bit naive about that kind of stuff.

Because usually by the time divorce rolls around, the two hate each other so much that they decide it's important to fight over every single solitary little thing. This includes car payments, dog visitation, throw pillows, glasses, a spoon, etc. Divorces can be over in a matter of days if the two people agree that it's over, and who leaves with what and who gets paid what. Long divorces become a battle of the wills and who can hurt the other one the most. Unfortunately, if kids are involved, that's who gets hurt the most

I'm at the age were I've been through it as have tons of my friends and rarely does anyone act like an adult.

SEGuru · 03-10-2003, 10:28 PM

Can I say, my dog has been damaged in all of this. lol...

Ok, I do miss my dog and I know he misses me since he pisses himself each time he sees me now.

angelsofporn · 03-10-2003, 10:32 PM

assets offshore guru..the key..your offshore company should hold things..like houses..stock accounts

slapass · 03-10-2003, 10:33 PM

Yeah you can split up in a few days if all you own is spoons and furniture. But if you have any assets it takes time.

Coy · 03-10-2003, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
Well I got married this year! But I do hear it's harder to get divorced than to tie the knot! I guess that's why lawyers make more money than priests!

RRRED · 03-10-2003, 10:44 PM

Oh my god don't get me started

I'm 18 months in this bullshit... It has only begun and no one even owns anything.... ugh

SEGuru · 03-10-2003, 10:46 PM

I can Imagine RRRED.

Ok, has anyone noticed the poll? Kinda interesting hmmmm!?!?!

SNOW · 03-10-2003, 11:00 PM

ME BRO....My divorce was final on dec 2nd. I'm a happy man with a beautiful girlfriend but it's not the same with my kids. Life makes turns everyday. You just have to hold the wheel straight and keep on cruising. Life is too short to dwell or feel like crap..

SNOW

SEGuru · 03-10-2003, 11:16 PM

That is indeed the hardest part...the kids. I have no answer to that one. Just have to try and be there 110% for them 24 X 7.

PersianKitty · 03-10-2003, 11:21 PM

Last month I finished paying off my ex for our divorce settlement. The actual divorce was over 3 years ago..it only took 6 months from separation to divorce, but that was primarily because he was so desperate for money.

SEGuru · 03-11-2003, 09:26 AM

There has to be something said for how much time it takes to get married versus undoing the whole thing. I do agree.

But I mean damn...when its over...its over! Let well enough be I say.

scoreman · 03-11-2003, 09:29 AM

ahhh Love is priceless, but divorce can cost a few hundred thousand.

Im still happily married and even if i wasnt, its probably cheaper to keep her.

Ludedude · 03-11-2003, 09:30 AM

Took me 15 months+ to get the fucking paperwork done. Now it only costs me $1200 a month

Divorce sucks, being married to a money-hungry bitch sucks worse.

dantheman · 03-11-2003, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
What is it about divorces that takes so much time? I'm a bit naive about that kind of stuff.

I got a idea

lets get married, fun honeymoon in the islands somewhere, play toughout the summer and divorce in the fall. Then you'll have a good understanding.

ohyea, dont worry we'll have a prenup setup, your stuff is safe

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03-10-2003, 05:59 PM	#1
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	The Divorce... Oh my gawd...This divorce started on Fathers Day last year, and can ya believe it...ITS ALMOST DONE!!!!! YEAH BABY Ok, ok...so who else was doin the divorce thang last year in this space? __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-10-2003, 06:07 PM	#2
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Ok, I know I wasn't the only one...who else was climbing outta the depths of hell with lucifer clawing at yer back? __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-10-2003, 06:11 PM	#4
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	What is it about divorces that takes so much time? I'm a bit naive about that kind of stuff. __________________ just a little bit naughty

03-10-2003, 08:58 PM	#5
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Lawyers and their fees...thats what! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-10-2003, 06:10 PM	#3
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	Just don't marrie

03-10-2003, 09:01 PM	#6
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	Well I got married this year! But I do hear it's harder to get divorced than to tie the knot! I guess that's why lawyers make more money than priests! __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

03-10-2003, 10:28 PM	#8
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Can I say, my dog has been damaged in all of this. lol... Ok, I do miss my dog and I know he misses me since he pisses himself each time he sees me now. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-10-2003, 10:32 PM	#9
angelsofporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA Posts: 3,218	assets offshore guru..the key..your offshore company should hold things..like houses..stock accounts

03-10-2003, 10:33 PM	#10
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	Yeah you can split up in a few days if all you own is spoons and furniture. But if you have any assets it takes time.

03-10-2003, 10:44 PM	#12
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Oh my god don't get me started I'm 18 months in this bullshit... It has only begun and no one even owns anything.... ugh

03-10-2003, 10:46 PM	#13
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	I can Imagine RRRED. Ok, has anyone noticed the poll? Kinda interesting hmmmm!?!?! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-10-2003, 11:00 PM	#14
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	ME BRO....My divorce was final on dec 2nd. I'm a happy man with a beautiful girlfriend but it's not the same with my kids. Life makes turns everyday. You just have to hold the wheel straight and keep on cruising. Life is too short to dwell or feel like crap.. SNOW

03-10-2003, 11:16 PM	#15
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	That is indeed the hardest part...the kids. I have no answer to that one. Just have to try and be there 110% for them 24 X 7. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-10-2003, 11:21 PM	#16
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Last month I finished paying off my ex for our divorce settlement. The actual divorce was over 3 years ago..it only took 6 months from separation to divorce, but that was primarily because he was so desperate for money. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here! Last edited by PersianKitty; 03-10-2003 at 11:27 PM..

03-11-2003, 09:26 AM	#17
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	There has to be something said for how much time it takes to get married versus undoing the whole thing. I do agree. But I mean damn...when its over...its over! Let well enough be I say. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-11-2003, 09:29 AM	#18
scoreman Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 1,491	ahhh Love is priceless, but divorce can cost a few hundred thousand. Im still happily married and even if i wasnt, its probably cheaper to keep her. __________________

03-11-2003, 09:30 AM	#19
Ludedude Suck it! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 4,432	Took me 15 months+ to get the fucking paperwork done. Now it only costs me $1200 a month Divorce sucks, being married to a money-hungry bitch sucks worse. __________________