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07-03-2014, 10:23 AM
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Ask me anything, I'll respond in poem or haiku form
Anything goes, limited time offer (my attention span is short, and I am waiting on an employee to make an SVN commit while the server is down).
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07-03-2014, 10:25 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Why is my Penis so large, it wont fit in my pants?
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07-03-2014, 10:27 AM
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His penis stretched out,
ready for a night of romance, but the more he filled them with poop, the less he fit in his pants. |
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07-03-2014, 11:01 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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07-03-2014, 11:45 AM
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babies. where do they come from
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07-03-2014, 11:56 AM
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Are you ready to admit openly that you like the caaaaaak?
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07-03-2014, 11:57 AM
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Describe REST API
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07-03-2014, 12:24 PM
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Of this, I have no doubt. Clients come in, And babies come out. |
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07-03-2014, 12:25 PM
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It's why I moved down south, To seek out L-Pink's cock, And stuff it in my mouth. |
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07-03-2014, 12:26 PM
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It makes me masturbate. To write it correctly, You must not require state. |
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07-03-2014, 12:28 PM
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That one's a real zinger, But to cut my hair, I use a Head Blade on my finger. |
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07-03-2014, 12:39 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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What was the link you were talking about to me about with your wife in NOLA?
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07-03-2014, 12:44 PM
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She fills a number of roles. I'll need to ask her, My memory is full of holes. |
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07-03-2014, 12:55 PM
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working on my tan
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Lol lol lol
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07-03-2014, 01:28 PM
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Biker Gnome
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Does Orange rhyme with Door Hinge?
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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07-03-2014, 01:31 PM
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Videochat Solutions
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07-03-2014, 02:20 PM
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But a poet he is not. He tried to touch his brain through his nose, But his finger came back with only snot. |
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07-03-2014, 02:43 PM
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Cool, very cool!
>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<< |
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07-04-2014, 12:42 PM
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07-04-2014, 08:15 PM
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I'm in NYC too - can we have lunch some time?
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07-05-2014, 03:48 AM
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I've read far worse from so-called and self described poets.
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07-05-2014, 04:36 AM
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80/20 Rule
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07-05-2014, 08:49 AM
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And I enjoy it, sorta, But as far as lunch, Edgeprod lives in Florida. |
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07-05-2014, 08:51 AM
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I'm a typical U.S. bloke, I stopped watching it entirely, After I saw the Americans choke. |
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07-05-2014, 10:02 AM
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These are not even
Close to being a HaiKu It's five seven five
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07-05-2014, 10:43 AM
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this one was chosen for a reason, I said poem OR haiku, So my responses would be more pleasin'. |
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07-05-2014, 12:33 PM
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on this we can all agree Your board kung fu seems weakened now I must run and take a pee.
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07-05-2014, 01:41 PM
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Why does a package of hotdogs come in a package of ten when the buns come in a package of eight?
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07-05-2014, 04:49 PM
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They usually have none. I've only got one wiener, but I'll stick it in your buns. |
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07-05-2014, 06:04 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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This thread just took a 90 degree turn
a turn for the gayest of gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that but from my ass keep that thing away.
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07-05-2014, 10:38 PM
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Over there is the door. But if it's my cock you do not want, Well, that's what ropes are for. |
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07-07-2014, 01:06 AM
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www.Max-Hardcore.com
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
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07-07-2014, 03:34 AM
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All Your Design Needs
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Lolz.......
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07-07-2014, 07:54 AM
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Now this is a Haiku (by Bo Burnham)
I saw a rainbow
On the day my grandma died Fucking lesbian. .
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While they paint their face, They're thinking about cock, And hoping for a taste. |
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07-07-2014, 09:31 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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How often do you masturbate?
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07-07-2014, 09:38 AM
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I jerk it with power, If you want to count the times, Use the webcam you installed in my shower. |
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07-07-2014, 01:14 PM
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www.Max-Hardcore.com
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Why did they cancel Burn Notice? Must be the best tv show ever made since Miami Vice.
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07-07-2014, 01:25 PM
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why does currently sober like poo ?
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07-07-2014, 01:38 PM
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Joss Whedon has probably had nine. But when only idiots watch TV, Reality bullshit is all you'll see. |
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And Juicy love cock? It's not for me to judge, If shit gets someone hard as a rock. |
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otherwise you call them moki (according to the french wikipedia, i can't confirm this word) |
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I should have just said poems. Giving myself the option of a haiku, Has brought fools out in droves. |
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07-07-2014, 02:41 PM
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Why doesn't Princess Peach like me?
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And generally act like an asshole. You could chase her for a hundred years, But her love for you is in another castle. |
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07-07-2014, 03:28 PM
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where is your partner Theo with all our money?
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