Ask me anything, I'll respond in poem or haiku form
 

Anything goes, limited time offer (my attention span is short, and I am waiting on an employee to make an SVN commit while the server is down).

Why is my Penis so large, it wont fit in my pants?

His penis stretched out,
ready for a night of romance,
but the more he filled them with poop,
the less he fit in his pants.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

babies. where do they come from

Are you ready to admit openly that you like the caaaaaak?

Describe REST API

Your momma's on the corner,
Of this, I have no doubt.
Clients come in,
And babies come out.

I LOVE the cack,
It's why I moved down south,
To seek out L-Pink's cock,
And stuff it in my mouth.

Who cuts your hair man?

RESTful API is sexy,
It makes me masturbate.
To write it correctly,
You must not require state.

Well done, WDF,
That one's a real zinger,
But to cut my hair,
I use a Head Blade on my finger.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

:pimp

Good stuff!!!

What was the link you were talking about to me about with your wife in NOLA?

My wife is an important gal,
She fills a number of roles.
I'll need to ask her,
My memory is full of holes.

Lol lol lol

Does Orange rhyme with Door Hinge?

BAhahahahahahaha...

Edgeprod writes some poems,
But a poet he is not.
He tried to touch his brain through his nose,
But his finger came back with only snot.

Cool, very cool!

>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :helpme

I'm in NYC too - can we have lunch some time?

I've read far worse from so-called and self described poets. :thumbsup

Are you trying to hookup with a blind date from GFY? :1orglaugh

Who will win the world cup?

NY is a great city,
And I enjoy it, sorta,
But as far as lunch,
Edgeprod lives in Florida.

As far as soccer goes,
I'm a typical U.S. bloke,
I stopped watching it entirely,
After I saw the Americans choke.

These are not even
Close to being a HaiKu
It's five seven five

Read titles more carefully,
this one was chosen for a reason,
I said poem OR haiku,
So my responses would be more pleasin'.

Neither is this haiku friend
on this we can all agree
Your board kung fu seems weakened
now I must run and take a pee.

Why does a package of hotdogs come in a package of ten when the buns come in a package of eight?

Scruples by corporations?
They usually have none.
I've only got one wiener,
but I'll stick it in your buns.

This thread just took a 90 degree turn
a turn for the gayest of gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
but from my ass keep that thing away.

If you don't like the thread,
Over there is the door.
But if it's my cock you do not want,
Well, that's what ropes are for.

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Lolz.......

Now this is a Haiku (by Bo Burnham)
 

I saw a rainbow
On the day my grandma died
Fucking lesbian.




.

Their mouth hangs open,
While they paint their face,
They're thinking about cock,
And hoping for a taste.

How often do you masturbate?

When I jerk it,
I jerk it with power,
If you want to count the times,
Use the webcam you installed in my shower.

lol you are good at this.

Why did they cancel Burn Notice? Must be the best tv show ever made since Miami Vice.

why does currently sober like poo ?

Plenty of shows die out before their time,
Joss Whedon has probably had nine.
But when only idiots watch TV,
Reality bullshit is all you'll see.

Why does Barefootsies like feet,
And Juicy love cock?
It's not for me to judge,
If shit gets someone hard as a rock.

nice, but a haiku is supposed to have a reference to the nature

otherwise you call them moki (according to the french wikipedia, i can't confirm this word)

Another guy who can't read titles,
I should have just said poems.
Giving myself the option of a haiku,
Has brought fools out in droves.

Why doesn't Princess Peach like me?

Probably because you kidnap her,
And generally act like an asshole.
You could chase her for a hundred years,
But her love for you is in another castle.

where is your partner Theo with all our money?