Why There's No 'Small Breast Humiliation Fetish'

[Mutt]

There's a reason Einstein was a man, Steve Jobs was a man, Isaac Newton was a man. Because the male homo sapien is the superior gender, more intelligent and adaptive.

You take a woman cursed by nature with a horrible set of tits. When she hears 'Your tits are ugly', 'Look at those sad fried eggs curdling on your chest', she falls apart, her self image and worth is shattered, she ends up at a psychiatrist diagnosed with clinical depression doped up on anti depressants, becomes a feminist waging war on misogyny.

Now you take a dude cursed with a 2 inch penis. What does he do? He uses his superior cognitive skill to reason - 'This isn't optimal, I got kind of a bad break here ......BUT... I can work with this. In fact I'm going to turn this into a positive in my life. I will figure out a way to rewire my brain so not only will I accept my tiny penis, I'm actually going to get off on it!'

[J. Falcon]

So you have a small dick.

[Rochard]

Small tits are nothing more than nipples. And kind of gross.

[L-Pink]

Congratulations on working past your handicap.

[Mutt]

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

So you have a small dick.

It's very large and quite cumbersome, I lay it on a pillow while I sleep.

[arock10]

Originally Posted by Mutt

There's a reason Einstein was a man, Steve Jobs was a man, Isaac Newton was a man. Because the male homo sapien is the superior gender, more intelligent and adaptive.

You take a woman cursed by nature with a horrible set of tits. When she hears 'Your tits are ugly', 'Look at those sad fried eggs curdling on your chest', she falls apart, her self image and worth is shattered, she ends up at a psychiatrist diagnosed with clinical depression doped up on anti depressants, becomes a feminist waging war on misogyny.

Now you take a dude cursed with a 2 inch penis. What does he do? He uses his superior cognitive skill to reason - 'This isn't optimal, I got kind of a bad break here ......BUT... I can work with this. In fact I'm going to turn this into a positive in my life. I will figure out a way to rewire my brain so not only will I accept my tiny penis, I'm actually going to get off on it!'

There is definitely small penis humiliation fetish

[Mutt]

Originally Posted by arock10

There is definitely small penis humiliation fetish

i know, i just saw a guy on MFC with the fetish asking the cam girl a bunch of questions, she ignored the poor guy. Which got me thinking about how somebody can take something that is thought to be a negative and somehow learns how to get sexually turned on by it in a perverse way.

[eipstudios]

Its WAAAAAAY!!!! worse to have a small dick!!!!!!







I PREFER LITTLE TITS MMMMMMM

[michael.kickass]

Oh man, those penis' pictures are depressing. Poor guys, I certainly feel worse for them than for the lovely ladies above this post.

[PR_Glen]

should probably lay off those mushrooms in the bush man.. they may have brained your damage..

[wehateporn]

I feel so sorry for this woman, life must be difficult, if only she can rewire her brain towards a small breast humiliation fetish; her life would at least be more bearable

[AmeliaG]

There is nothing more superior than a dude with an itsy bitsy member.

Edit: I hate to say this, as the attorney for the defense, but, if you think there are no women who get off on all sorts of humiliation, you've basically never browsed the BDSM side of the internet. Ever.

[VSKevin]

So why does this thread exist?

[myleene]

Originally Posted by eipstudios

I PREFER LITTLE TITS MMMMMMM

I would like to play with any of these cuties so much!!!

[CourtneyR]

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

There is nothing more superior than a dude with an itsy bitsy member.

Edit: I hate to say this, as the attorney for the defense, but, if you think there are no women who get off on all sorts of humiliation, you've basically never browsed the BDSM side of the internet. Ever.

Si.

If you can think of a possible fetish, chances are there is someone out there who gets their rocks off to it. If you look hard enough you can find just about any fetish on the web.

[eipstudios]

Size Matters

Everything about the man I'm dating is perfect?except his microscopic member.



I am a 30-year-old woman who has been dating a lovely man for three months. He?s smart, funny, cute, and kind. I?ve felt so lucky to have found him. Here?s the problem: We recently became intimate for the first time, and he is, unfortunately, very poorly endowed?so small that I did some Google searching and think he might have a micropenis. I believe that sex is crucial to a relationship, and the thought of having a (potentially lifelong) relationship without an active sex life scares me. When you can?t feel anything during the act, that?s a problem. I know that there are other options in the bedroom, but I get pleasure by doing it the old-fashioned way. I feel awful about this?it?s obviously something that he can?t help, and it slays me that the universe would be so unjust to such a wonderful person. I?m conflicted. I see a potential future with him in every other way, but how do I deal with this? Do women who marry very poorly endowed men end up regretting it? If I let him go, what should I tell him that won?t absolutely crush him?

[Dead]

Originally Posted by eipstudios

Size Matters

Everything about the man I'm dating is perfect?except his microscopic member.



I am a 30-year-old woman who has been dating a lovely man for three months. He?s smart, funny, cute, and kind. I?ve felt so lucky to have found him. Here?s the problem: We recently became intimate for the first time, and he is, unfortunately, very poorly endowed?so small that I did some Google searching and think he might have a micropenis. I believe that sex is crucial to a relationship, and the thought of having a (potentially lifelong) relationship without an active sex life scares me. When you can?t feel anything during the act, that?s a problem. I know that there are other options in the bedroom, but I get pleasure by doing it the old-fashioned way. I feel awful about this?it?s obviously something that he can?t help, and it slays me that the universe would be so unjust to such a wonderful person. I?m conflicted. I see a potential future with him in every other way, but how do I deal with this? Do women who marry very poorly endowed men end up regretting it? If I let him go, what should I tell him that won?t absolutely crush him?

Wait a minute, so you are a chick? Stuck in a relationship with a dude that was not loved by the god of cock, and worry that he is unable to take care of you.....throw me a line, trying to catch up.

And that third pick of the dudes innie, Fuck, the cock god hates him the most!

[slapass]

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

There is nothing more superior than a dude with an itsy bitsy member.

Edit: I hate to say this, as the attorney for the defense, but, if you think there are no women who get off on all sorts of humiliation, you've basically never browsed the BDSM side of the internet. Ever.

Or dated much.

[eipstudios]

Originally Posted by Dead

Wait a minute, so you are a chick? Stuck in a relationship with a dude that was not loved by the god of cock, and worry that he is unable to take care of you.....throw me a line, trying to catch up.

And that third pick of the dudes innie, Fuck, the cock god hates him the most!

No dude I'm a dude. Its a story.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/d...e_matters.html

The OP here said its better a man has a small dick than a women has small tits.

[InfoGuy]

Maybe there's a new niche for MBH (man boobs humiliation)?

[eipstudios]

Story: Not me. I'm a dude.

It Happened to Me: I Dated a Guy with an Abnormally Small Penis! (And 11 Reasons It Was Great)

At first I was hopeful that C’s little man was just a grower, not a shower. Half a hand-job later, I realized that this was not the case. There was no getting around the fact that my adorable, sweet, delicious new boyfriend had an abnormally small penis. What’s a girl to do? Do I break up with him? That would be super shallow (although not completely beneath me...).

No, I didn’t break up with him. For the next three years I would constantly come up with reasons why having a boyfriend with a baby dick was just fine -- it was more than fine! It was great! Yeah ... Great! Here are some of the top reasons I came up with:

1. Deep throating is suddenly cinchy, so your guy will think you are really really good at oral sex when in reality you have tongued baby carrots with a more impressive girth.

2. You can have as much sex as you want, as hard as you wanted, for as long as you want, and never have to deal with that pesky I-Just-Got-Railed waddle the day after that makes going to school and/or work really painful and awkward.

3. Although anal sex has never really done it for me, if there was ever a time to get into it, it’s definitely when you have a boyfriend with a finger-sized dick!

4. If you aren’t in the mood to have sex but are going to do it anyway -- just so you don’t have to deal with him whining or prodding you with his pint-sized erection for 45 minutes until you inevitably give in on the condition that he take you for an ice-cream cone when it’s over -- it’s easier to space out. Just pick a spot on the ceiling to focus on and throw in a well-timed moan for effect.

5. It’s actually sort of cute, like hairless baby animal cute. Awww. Sort of.

6. You can fine tune your lying skills. No, it’s big. Huge! Oh, wow, so big. I don’t even know what to do with that. Really.

7. You never have to buy lube, so you now have more money for things that offer instant gratification, like new underwear, chocolate and sex toys.

8. You can play the really fun game “This Is Bigger than My Boyfriend’s Penis” with your slutty girlfriends, where you find amusing things to randomly declare as bigger than your boyfriend. For instance: Ew her zit is bigger than my boyfriend’s penis. This will make you feel both better and worse simultaneously, but at least your slutty (slutty is good!) friends will think you’re funny (funny is good too!).

9. You don’t have to worry that oversexing will make you loose like those nasty old ladies/prostitutes you have only heard about but never encountered on your own, except for in porn or on Talk Sex with Sue Johanson.

10. When -- right before you head off to college -- you find out your sweet, sensitive all-around-great-even-if-he-is-small-dicked boyfriend has been baby-boning some Catholic school girl (I mean, really C? Couldn’t you at least be creative?!) two towns over, you can make yourself feel better by drinking too much Jack Daniels and leaving him drunk voicemails about how tiny his penis is and how you don’t think he even knows what a clitoris is, let alone where to find it.

11. The next guy you’re with will automatically seem gigantic by comparison. Upgrade!

[CaptainHowdy]

Ok .........

[AmeliaG]

Originally Posted by slapass

Or dated much.

Heh.
Yeah.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by InfoGuy

Maybe there's a new niche for MBH (man boobs humiliation)?

nice moobies

[NaughtyRob]

Agreed. :-)

Originally Posted by Rochard

Small tits are nothing more than nipples. And kind of gross.

[dyna mo]

yeah all the porn chicks getting called silly whore tramp while they get choked out and spit on while doing atm finishing up with facial splooge don't even compare to the small dick humiliation dudes.

[VikingMan]

I have HUGE hands and feet but only an average sized penis. However I am like John Holmes compared to the pics posted in this thread.

[adultchatpay]

Small tits, big tits.. doesn't matter. You fuck the pussy anyway.

[BlackCrayon]

Originally Posted by adultchatpay

Small tits, big tits.. doesn't matter. You fuck the pussy anyway.

bingo, tits are nice to look at but do little else. whereas a dick is whats doing the fucking, so an abnormally small one is going to impact sex.