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Old 06-03-2014, 11:38 AM   #1
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So you think you lawyer can speak for you? HA! Not in Florida.

The judge will beat you up in the court room.

http://news.yahoo.com/watch-florida-...155017957.html

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Old 06-03-2014, 12:25 PM   #2
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I wonder if his clients charges were dropped?
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Old 06-03-2014, 12:27 PM   #3
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I wonder if his clients charges were dropped?
Don't be surprised if the charges are dropped but reason sited is incompetent legal representation.

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Old 06-03-2014, 12:27 PM   #4
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These stories are always from Florida
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Old 06-03-2014, 12:30 PM   #5
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Damn, great judicial system they have in Florida
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Old 06-03-2014, 12:36 PM   #6
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No charges laid. It's funny how these judges like to throw people in jail for 30 days for contempt for simply swearing at them in court, but they're allowed to get in a fist fight with no repercussions.
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Old 06-03-2014, 12:49 PM   #7
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http://www.businessinsider.com/video...instock-2014-6

guy is going down.

'Murphy was not charged with anything, but the incident will be reported to the Florida Bar Association.'
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:36 PM   #8
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guy is going down.

'Murphy was not charged with anything, but the incident will be reported to the Florida Bar Association.'
That's what happens when you ask for your constitutional rights in 'Merica.

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Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/video...#ixzz33cBh1oR9
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Who hasn't dreamed of taking a lawyer out back and beating the shit out of her?
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:44 PM   #10
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That's what happens when you ask for your constitutional rights in 'Merica.
gonna be the same thing as that montana 'it wasn't rape!' case..

bar is gonna come down on it like a hammer
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Old 06-03-2014, 02:51 PM   #11
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Who hasn't dreamed of taking a lawyer out back and beating the shit out of her?
Me.

I Never thought about taking a chick out back and beating the shit out of her.

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they guy's whacco Disbar the mo fo
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So you think you lawyer can speak for you? HA! Not in Florida.

That depends, if I'm OJ and my lawyer is Johnny Cochran then yes he can speak for me.
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:34 PM   #14
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That depends, if I'm OJ and my lawyer is Johnny Cochran then yes he can speak for me.
Are you on the same planet as the rest of us reading the story?

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Old 06-03-2014, 03:40 PM   #15
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Are you on the same planet as the rest of us reading the story?

Had nothing to do with the story. You ask the question I answered.
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:42 PM   #16
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Judge thinks he's a cop.
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Old 06-03-2014, 04:10 PM   #17
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Me.

I Never thought about taking a chick out back and beating the shit out of her.

humor, look into it. her = bitch lawyer.
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Old 06-03-2014, 06:32 PM   #18
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Old 06-03-2014, 11:54 PM   #19
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humor, look into it. her = bitch lawyer.
Well, glad you cleared that up.

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I'm from Brevard county and I've had to do jury duty there.

One of the funnest things I've ever seen, the judge gave us all a break so we all went outside. Myself and some of the other prospect jurors were standing near a payphone and this guy was talking on it.

This dude looked like he was hung over from the right before, his tie was crooked, suit looked a mess and hair was messy.

The guy was talking to someone and says.. "I can't do anything, every time I speak the judge yells at me"

We all kind looked at each other and said "guilty" as we assumed this guy was one of the people on trial.. Turns out he was a lawyer..

Another funny thing that happened, while they were interviewing each of us, one guy says I'm a racist attempting to get out of jury duty. The judge literally crucified him in front of us and made a example out of him.. Not a single person after that tried to use some lame excuse to get out of jury duty.. lol

I will bet you anything this was the same judge. It's been 15 years ago, so no way I can remember, but sure as hell sounds like him.
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Old 06-04-2014, 01:05 PM   #22
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It just shows you how much of a farce out legal system has become. He should be charged with assault. Just because this guy who was attacked is currently working as a public defender does not mean he does not have connections in the legal community. The judge may very well be slapped hard by the Florida Bar Association.
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