So you think you lawyer can speak for you? HA! Not in Florida.

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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20964

    #1

    So you think you lawyer can speak for you? HA! Not in Florida.

    The judge will beat you up in the court room.

    http://news.yahoo.com/watch-florida-...155017957.html

    Merica!

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  • bean-aid
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2011
    • 16493

    #2
    I wonder if his clients charges were dropped?

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    • blackmonsters
      Making PHP work
      • Nov 2002
      • 20964

      #3
      Originally posted by beaner
      I wonder if his clients charges were dropped?
      Don't be surprised if the charges are dropped but reason sited is incompetent legal representation.

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      • AlfalfaReborn
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2007
        • 169

        #4
        These stories are always from Florida
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        • armysmoke
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2013
          • 2606

          #5
          Damn, great judicial system they have in Florida

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          • _Richard_
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2006
            • 30991

            #6
            http://www.businessinsider.com/video...instock-2014-6

            guy is going down.

            'Murphy was not charged with anything, but the incident will be reported to the Florida Bar Association.'

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            • blackmonsters
              Making PHP work
              • Nov 2002
              • 20964

              #7
              Originally posted by _Richard_
              http://www.businessinsider.com/video...instock-2014-6

              guy is going down.

              'Murphy was not charged with anything, but the incident will be reported to the Florida Bar Association.'
              That's what happens when you ask for your constitutional rights in 'Merica.

              Judge John Murphy apparently grew agitated after public defender Andrew Weinstock refused to waive his client's right to a speedy trial, Florida Today reported.

              Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/video...#ixzz33cBh1oR9
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              • dyna mo
                just a fucking jerk
                • Dec 2008
                • 68184

                #8
                Who hasn't dreamed of taking a lawyer out back and beating the shit out of her?

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                • _Richard_
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 30991

                  #9
                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                  That's what happens when you ask for your constitutional rights in 'Merica.
                  gonna be the same thing as that montana 'it wasn't rape!' case..

                  bar is gonna come down on it like a hammer

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                  • blackmonsters
                    Making PHP work
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 20964

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                    Who hasn't dreamed of taking a lawyer out back and beating the shit out of her?
                    Me.

                    I Never thought about taking a chick out back and beating the shit out of her.

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                    • JFK
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 67373

                      #11
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                      • Dvae
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 5326

                        #12
                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                        So you think you lawyer can speak for you? HA! Not in Florida.

                        That depends, if I'm OJ and my lawyer is Johnny Cochran then yes he can speak for me.
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                        Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                        • blackmonsters
                          Making PHP work
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 20964

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dvae
                          That depends, if I'm OJ and my lawyer is Johnny Cochran then yes he can speak for me.
                          Are you on the same planet as the rest of us reading the story?

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                          • Dvae
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 5326

                            #14
                            Originally posted by blackmonsters
                            Are you on the same planet as the rest of us reading the story?

                            Had nothing to do with the story. You ask the question I answered.
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                            Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                            • escorpio
                              King of Canada
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 23487

                              #15
                              Judge thinks he's a cop.
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                              • dyna mo
                                just a fucking jerk
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 68184

                                #16
                                Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                Me.

                                I Never thought about taking a chick out back and beating the shit out of her.

                                humor, look into it. her = bitch lawyer.

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                                • ruff
                                  I have a plan B
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 5507

                                  #17
                                  Nothing new. Florida is the new wacko. Come on down, if you don't get your ass shot off you can at least get a tan.
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                                  • blackmonsters
                                    Making PHP work
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 20964

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                    humor, look into it. her = bitch lawyer.
                                    Well, glad you cleared that up.

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                                    • Theo
                                      HAL 9000
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 34515

                                      #19
                                      Judge Dredd

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                                      • crockett
                                        in a van by the river
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 76818

                                        #20
                                        I'm from Brevard county and I've had to do jury duty there.

                                        One of the funnest things I've ever seen, the judge gave us all a break so we all went outside. Myself and some of the other prospect jurors were standing near a payphone and this guy was talking on it.

                                        This dude looked like he was hung over from the right before, his tie was crooked, suit looked a mess and hair was messy.

                                        The guy was talking to someone and says.. "I can't do anything, every time I speak the judge yells at me"

                                        We all kind looked at each other and said "guilty" as we assumed this guy was one of the people on trial.. Turns out he was a lawyer..

                                        Another funny thing that happened, while they were interviewing each of us, one guy says I'm a racist attempting to get out of jury duty. The judge literally crucified him in front of us and made a example out of him.. Not a single person after that tried to use some lame excuse to get out of jury duty.. lol

                                        I will bet you anything this was the same judge. It's been 15 years ago, so no way I can remember, but sure as hell sounds like him.
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                                        • VikingMan
                                          Exploiting human weakness
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 6861

                                          #21
                                          It just shows you how much of a farce out legal system has become. He should be charged with assault. Just because this guy who was attacked is currently working as a public defender does not mean he does not have connections in the legal community. The judge may very well be slapped hard by the Florida Bar Association.

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