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Clay · 04-30-2014, 02:48 PM

Tomorrow Im doing a very amateur solo video of a guy jacking off, but I have a brand new sofa and dont want jizz or poop crumbs on it.
if I put a blanket down is that tacky for a video? Its very amateur so I dont know if that matters.
I have a gigantic white comforter I could cover the sofa with.

Sly · 04-30-2014, 02:54 PM

Just so I'm clear, you want to protect your furnishings with a white comforter?

Rochard · 04-30-2014, 03:05 PM

Putting a comforter on the couch will just make you look ghetto.

Clay · 04-30-2014, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Just so I'm clear, you want to protect your furnishings with a white comforter?

is a white blanket bad for furniture or something?

Clay · 04-30-2014, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Putting a comforter on the couch will just make you look ghetto.

You just gave me an idea, I can do a drop cloth and some paint cans to set the scene. awesome

Sly · 04-30-2014, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Clay

is a white blanket bad for furniture or something?

No, but don't you think the white comforter is going to be plastered with jizz and butt stains?

Jim_Gunn · 04-30-2014, 03:22 PM

If it's a leather couch I just wipe it down. If it's a fabric loveseat or couch I have changeable covers of various colors that are machine washable.

If you don't have different couch covers, you might try a light throw blanket- not a comforter- and some colored pillows to cover the couch so it looks dressed up but not stupid.

Clay · 04-30-2014, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

No, but don't you think the white comforter is going to be plastered with jizz and butt stains?

it will protect the furniture and I can throw it in the wash after.

If you have a good solution Im all ears

Clay · 04-30-2014, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

If it's a leather couch I just wipe it down. If it's a fabric loveseat or couch I have changeable covers of various colors that are machine washable.

If you don't have different couch covers, you might try a light throw blanket- not a comforter- and some colored pillows to cover the couch so it looks dressed up but not stupid.

Its fabric which is why I was concerned. Those are great suggestions, thank you.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-30-2014, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clay

Tomorrow Im doing a very amateur solo video of a guy jacking off,
but I have a brand new sofa and dont want jizz or poop crumbs on it.

Poop crumbs?!?

Poop Crumb Cake:

Explain how a guy jacking off produces poop crumbs?

ADG

Struggle4Bucks · 04-30-2014, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clay

Tomorrow Im doing a very amateur solo video of a guy jacking off, but I have a brand new sofa and dont want jizz or poop crumbs on it.
if I put a blanket down is that tacky for a video? Its very amateur so I dont know if that matters.
I have a gigantic white comforter I could cover the sofa with.

that's why i never shoot at home... i'm allergic to other men's sperm...

marcop · 04-30-2014, 04:16 PM

In the early aughts I had a loveseat that I named "Brett" as there was so much of Brett Rockman's DNA on it--I shot >200 scenes on it over a three year period. I eventually sold it in a yard sale to a Christian couple for $50.

Clay · 04-30-2014, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Explain how a guy jacking off produces poop crumbs?

poop crumbs

directfiesta · 04-30-2014, 04:49 PM

pretend he is a mechanic and get him to jack off in the garage

( people buy that shit .. I meant poop crumbs ? )

DBS.US · 04-30-2014, 05:06 PM

MrBottomTooth · 04-30-2014, 05:12 PM

I just hope you're not using Donny Long as the stunt cock. That white comforter won't stand a chance.

Spunky · 04-30-2014, 09:03 PM

mavruda · 05-01-2014, 01:10 AM

Thank God of how I produce my content... if any jackoffs - they aren't in my house

Bump for the industry though!

InfoGuy · 05-01-2014, 02:09 AM

Simple solution, just flip the cushions over after the shoot.

SmutHammer · 05-01-2014, 02:13 AM

Just have him cum on himself?

04-30-2014, 02:48 PM	#1
Clay Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 735	Producers: How do you protect furniture when you're filming? Tomorrow Im doing a very amateur solo video of a guy jacking off, but I have a brand new sofa and dont want jizz or poop crumbs on it. if I put a blanket down is that tacky for a video? Its very amateur so I dont know if that matters. I have a gigantic white comforter I could cover the sofa with.

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