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Clay 04-30-2014 02:48 PM

Producers: How do you protect furniture when you're filming?
 
Tomorrow Im doing a very amateur solo video of a guy jacking off, but I have a brand new sofa and dont want jizz or poop crumbs on it.
if I put a blanket down is that tacky for a video? Its very amateur so I dont know if that matters.
I have a gigantic white comforter I could cover the sofa with.

Sly 04-30-2014 02:54 PM

Just so I'm clear, you want to protect your furnishings with a white comforter?

Rochard 04-30-2014 03:05 PM

Putting a comforter on the couch will just make you look ghetto.

Clay 04-30-2014 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20069508)
Just so I'm clear, you want to protect your furnishings with a white comforter?

is a white blanket bad for furniture or something?

Clay 04-30-2014 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20069527)
Putting a comforter on the couch will just make you look ghetto.

You just gave me an idea, I can do a drop cloth and some paint cans to set the scene. awesome

Sly 04-30-2014 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clay (Post 20069541)
is a white blanket bad for furniture or something?

No, but don't you think the white comforter is going to be plastered with jizz and butt stains?

Jim_Gunn 04-30-2014 03:22 PM

If it's a leather couch I just wipe it down. If it's a fabric loveseat or couch I have changeable covers of various colors that are machine washable.

If you don't have different couch covers, you might try a light throw blanket- not a comforter- and some colored pillows to cover the couch so it looks dressed up but not stupid.

Clay 04-30-2014 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20069547)
No, but don't you think the white comforter is going to be plastered with jizz and butt stains?

it will protect the furniture and I can throw it in the wash after.

If you have a good solution Im all ears

Clay 04-30-2014 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 20069551)
If it's a leather couch I just wipe it down. If it's a fabric loveseat or couch I have changeable covers of various colors that are machine washable.

If you don't have different couch covers, you might try a light throw blanket- not a comforter- and some colored pillows to cover the couch so it looks dressed up but not stupid.

Its fabric which is why I was concerned. Those are great suggestions, thank you.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-30-2014 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clay (Post 20069501)

Tomorrow Im doing a very amateur solo video of a guy jacking off,
but I have a brand new sofa and dont want jizz or poop crumbs on it.

Poop crumbs?!? :Oh crap :1orglaugh

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3061765120/h8515294E/

Poop Crumb Cake:

http://notyourmommascookie.com/wp-co...012/04/044.jpg

Explain how a guy jacking off produces poop crumbs? :uhoh :helpme :Oh crap

:stoned

ADG

Struggle4Bucks 04-30-2014 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clay (Post 20069501)
Tomorrow Im doing a very amateur solo video of a guy jacking off, but I have a brand new sofa and dont want jizz or poop crumbs on it.
if I put a blanket down is that tacky for a video? Its very amateur so I dont know if that matters.
I have a gigantic white comforter I could cover the sofa with.

that's why i never shoot at home... i'm allergic to other men's sperm... :disgust

marcop 04-30-2014 04:16 PM

In the early aughts I had a loveseat that I named "Brett" as there was so much of Brett Rockman's DNA on it--I shot >200 scenes on it over a three year period. I eventually sold it in a yard sale to a Christian couple for $50.

Clay 04-30-2014 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20069577)
Explain how a guy jacking off produces poop crumbs?

http://media.sedentario.org/2008/03/524734322iv.jpg

poop crumbs

directfiesta 04-30-2014 04:49 PM

pretend he is a mechanic and get him to jack off in the garage :2 cents:

( people buy that shit .. I meant poop crumbs ? )

DBS.US 04-30-2014 05:06 PM

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MrBottomTooth 04-30-2014 05:12 PM

I just hope you're not using Donny Long as the stunt cock. That white comforter won't stand a chance.

Spunky 04-30-2014 09:03 PM

http://www.mikanet.com/museum/images/slip-covers.jpg

mavruda 05-01-2014 01:10 AM

Thank God of how I produce my content... if any jackoffs - they aren't in my house :)

Bump for the industry though!

InfoGuy 05-01-2014 02:09 AM

Simple solution, just flip the cushions over after the shoot.

SmutHammer 05-01-2014 02:13 AM

Just have him cum on himself?


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