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Old 02-22-2014, 10:49 PM   #1
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I'll redesign your paysites! (Things went to shit..)

My name is Michael! I'm 40 yrs old, and i'm a father of five wonderful kids.
I was doing full time for one of the biggest design studios. I was one of eleven designers.
I got another full time gig as a designer for a program i could'nt refuse.
I made close to $10k a month, and everything was going well. My boss passed away and things went to shit.

I've designed hundreds of paysites, and a ton of logos, headers, galleries and banners.

Yes, i need money. But i will not work for $5/hr. I need to put food on the table, and $5/hr will not do the trick.
If you need anything, and want to help me out a bit, shoot me an email and i get back to you "in a minute".

Price examples:
Paysite design/redesign: $400 (Main page and join page)
Three paysite designs: $1k (I'll include 15 banners for free)
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Old 02-22-2014, 10:54 PM   #2
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Old 02-22-2014, 10:58 PM   #3
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Old 02-22-2014, 11:07 PM   #4
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Old 02-22-2014, 11:12 PM   #5
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Old 02-22-2014, 11:56 PM   #6
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why dont you post some of your work?

How would anyone know you do decent shit? Not indian garbage.
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Old 02-23-2014, 12:46 AM   #7
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Do you have a portfolio?
Do you do designs for mobile?
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Old 02-23-2014, 03:17 AM   #8
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if your boss passed away.. become the company your boss once owned.
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i lick things turning into shit....
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Old 02-23-2014, 03:26 AM   #10
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Good luck man, post some samples as that will help you.
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Old 02-23-2014, 03:33 AM   #11
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Old 02-23-2014, 05:52 AM   #12
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Old 02-23-2014, 05:57 AM   #13
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Good luck !

but without samples you will not get any job.
Design quality are really different, some are awesome and some looks like 2$ shit.
I will never pay someone before i see his job quality and i am sure everyone else is the same.
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10k a month ... and you are pennyless ...
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Old 02-23-2014, 06:18 AM   #15
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goodluck, hope you find a works here..
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my girlfriend is still on my case about work. i am reminded every time about how much she wants me to work it means so much to her but that's an asian woman for you.

shoot through any messages if you have any jobs like described in my signature below.
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Didn't you have another nick before? Mikael the designer from jonkoping.
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Old 02-23-2014, 07:27 AM   #18
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How about showing us samples Pineapplez?
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You already missed out on $1500 of potential work, in your other thread I asked to see samples, ended up going with a different designer as you never emailed.
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Old 02-23-2014, 07:35 AM   #21
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10k a month ... and you are pennyless ...
One $300 day extrapolates to making $10k a month...
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my girlfriend is still on my case about work. i am reminded every time about how much she wants me to work it means so much to her but that's an asian woman for you.

shoot through any messages if you have any jobs like described in my signature below.
You think she wants you to work because "she is Asian"?
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Yes, i need money. But i will not work for $5/hr. I need to put food on the table, and $5/hr will not do the trick.
If you need anything, and want to help me out a bit, shoot me an email and i get back to you "in a minute".
Quite the sales pitch.

There's nothing wrong with defining your market and price, essentially knowing what you are worth, but saying "I'm not cheap, I want you to throw me a bone, but I'll get to you when I get to you" is not going to win many people over.
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He doesn't have any samples, I emailed him but he said he won't take money upfront

However, I'd rather see samples
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How bout doing a couple of sites for free or a deep discounted rate so you can use those as samples if you don't have any. Hell even create some fake sites as samples.
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Old 02-23-2014, 11:27 AM   #26
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Here is one of your old threads with your old nick:
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10k a month ... and you are pennyless ...
In a lot of parts of America, 10k/mo. isn't all that much and it's easy to spend that without "living large" as they say...
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Another one with your other nick Paysighting:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=15436232

Next time try to change your name when creating all these new accounts...
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Time to look for another gig with FIVE kids to feed (condoms? Catholic? WTF dude?)

Get a J-O-B. Freelancing will get you through a month or two.

Oh - and good luck hoping to get $120k a year designing porn.

Get a real J-O-B dude, your kids will thank you.
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Time to look for another gig with FIVE kids to feed (condoms? Catholic? WTF dude?)

Get a J-O-B. Freelancing will get you through a month or two.

Oh - and good luck hoping to get $120k a year designing porn.

Get a real J-O-B dude, your kids will thank you.

I missed that part.. Freelance is hard to just keep yourself afloat, let alone 5 kids..
Or if your boss died, look into collecting unemployment if it was a legit job.

And what's with the other GFY thread that someone said was also you, posting links to your work that others did and apparently running off with money?...

I'll do your freelance work, don't trust this guy..
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10k a month ... and you are pennyless ...
What part of "father of 5 kids" did you not understand.? With a big family hes just getting by.
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What part of "father of 5 kids" did you not understand.? With a big family hes just getting by.
Please ... use your head .... With 5 kids, he probably would pay little to no taxes ....
120K a year and cannot put a few K aside ...

What do you think the average salary is? 200K ??? 300K ???

Come back to reality ... he is no rocket science guy
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He doesn't have any samples

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Here is one of your old threads with your old nick:
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Another one with your other nick Paysighting:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=15436232

Next time try to change your name when creating all these new accounts...


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this thread turned out interesting
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Please ... use your head .... With 5 kids, he probably would pay little to no taxes ....
120K a year and cannot put a few K aside ...

What do you think the average salary is? 200K ??? 300K ???

Come back to reality ... he is no rocket science guy
Hell has frozen over. We agree on something.
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For my personal stuff, I don't like hiring designers even with portfolios, unless they've got references that I trust.

I've paid for designs from people that post here and the end product looked nothing like the quality in their portfolio.
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Yup, he dropped of the planet last time
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