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Pineapplez 02-22-2014 10:49 PM

I'll redesign your paysites! (Things went to shit..)
 
My name is Michael! I'm 40 yrs old, and i'm a father of five wonderful kids.
I was doing full time for one of the biggest design studios. I was one of eleven designers.
I got another full time gig as a designer for a program i could'nt refuse.
I made close to $10k a month, and everything was going well. My boss passed away and things went to shit. :(

I've designed hundreds of paysites, and a ton of logos, headers, galleries and banners.

Yes, i need money. But i will not work for $5/hr. I need to put food on the table, and $5/hr will not do the trick.
If you need anything, and want to help me out a bit, shoot me an email and i get back to you "in a minute".

Price examples:
Paysite design/redesign: $400 (Main page and join page)
Three paysite designs: $1k (I'll include 15 banners for free)
Logo: $40
Header: $50
Banners: $10 (static or animated, any size)

I can only accept paypal or bank transfer!!

Contact: [email protected]

SmutHammer 02-22-2014 10:54 PM

Good luck to you :)

winter_ 02-22-2014 10:58 PM

oh my such a sweet nickname. :winkwink:

Arnox 02-22-2014 11:07 PM

Best of luck, dude.

marktruman 02-22-2014 11:12 PM

Emailed you

KillerK 02-22-2014 11:56 PM

why dont you post some of your work?

How would anyone know you do decent shit? Not indian garbage.

Clay 02-23-2014 12:46 AM

Do you have a portfolio?
Do you do designs for mobile?

Manfap 02-23-2014 03:17 AM

if your boss passed away.. become the company your boss once owned.

CurrentlySober 02-23-2014 03:19 AM

i lick things turning into shit....

Markul 02-23-2014 03:26 AM

Good luck man, post some samples as that will help you.

bluebook18 02-23-2014 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19992694)
i lick things turning into shit....

i like your avatar :)

ErectMedia 02-23-2014 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 19992697)
Good luck man, post some samples as that will help you.

+1

Good Luck :thumbsup

Alice22 02-23-2014 05:57 AM

Good luck !

but without samples you will not get any job.
Design quality are really different, some are awesome and some looks like 2$ shit.
I will never pay someone before i see his job quality and i am sure everyone else is the same.

directfiesta 02-23-2014 06:02 AM

10k a month ... and you are pennyless ...:warning

themason698 02-23-2014 06:18 AM

goodluck, hope you find a works here..

winter_ 02-23-2014 06:53 AM

my girlfriend is still on my case about work. i am reminded every time about how much she wants me to work it means so much to her but that's an asian woman for you.

shoot through any messages if you have any jobs like described in my signature below.

TubeSubmitters 02-23-2014 07:05 AM

Didn't you have another nick before? Mikael the designer from jonkoping.

PornDude 02-23-2014 07:27 AM

How about showing us samples Pineapplez?

Wellness Cash 02-23-2014 07:31 AM

You already missed out on $1500 of potential work, in your other thread I asked to see samples, ended up going with a different designer as you never emailed.

Colmike9 02-23-2014 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 19992692)
if your boss passed away.. become the company your boss once owned.

:thumbsup

ottopottomouse 02-23-2014 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 19992763)
10k a month ... and you are pennyless ...:warning

One $300 day extrapolates to making $10k a month...

TheSquealer 02-23-2014 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winter_ (Post 19992795)
my girlfriend is still on my case about work. i am reminded every time about how much she wants me to work it means so much to her but that's an asian woman for you.

shoot through any messages if you have any jobs like described in my signature below.

You think she wants you to work because "she is Asian"?

Sly 02-23-2014 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pineapplez (Post 19992564)

Yes, i need money. But i will not work for $5/hr. I need to put food on the table, and $5/hr will not do the trick.
If you need anything, and want to help me out a bit, shoot me an email and i get back to you "in a minute".

Quite the sales pitch.

There's nothing wrong with defining your market and price, essentially knowing what you are worth, but saying "I'm not cheap, I want you to throw me a bone, but I'll get to you when I get to you" is not going to win many people over.

marktruman 02-23-2014 10:48 AM

He doesn't have any samples, I emailed him but he said he won't take money upfront

However, I'd rather see samples

SplatterMaster 02-23-2014 11:02 AM

How bout doing a couple of sites for free or a deep discounted rate so you can use those as samples if you don't have any. Hell even create some fake sites as samples.

TubeSubmitters 02-23-2014 11:27 AM

Here is one of your old threads with your old nick:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=963224

Stephen 02-23-2014 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 19992763)
10k a month ... and you are pennyless ...:warning

In a lot of parts of America, 10k/mo. isn't all that much and it's easy to spend that without "living large" as they say...

TubeSubmitters 02-23-2014 11:34 AM

Another one with your other nick Paysighting:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=15436232

Next time try to change your name when creating all these new accounts...

The Porn Nerd 02-23-2014 12:41 PM

Time to look for another gig with FIVE kids to feed (condoms? Catholic? WTF dude?)

Get a J-O-B. Freelancing will get you through a month or two.

Oh - and good luck hoping to get $120k a year designing porn.

Get a real J-O-B dude, your kids will thank you.

Colmike9 02-23-2014 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 19993079)
Time to look for another gig with FIVE kids to feed (condoms? Catholic? WTF dude?)

Get a J-O-B. Freelancing will get you through a month or two.

Oh - and good luck hoping to get $120k a year designing porn.

Get a real J-O-B dude, your kids will thank you.

:thumbsup
I missed that part.. Freelance is hard to just keep yourself afloat, let alone 5 kids..
Or if your boss died, look into collecting unemployment if it was a legit job.

And what's with the other GFY thread that someone said was also you, posting links to your work that others did and apparently running off with money?...

I'll do your freelance work, don't trust this guy..

adulttraffic 02-23-2014 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 19992763)
10k a month ... and you are pennyless ...:warning

What part of "father of 5 kids" did you not understand.? With a big family hes just getting by.

mineistaken 02-23-2014 02:15 PM

this thread turned out interesting

directfiesta 02-23-2014 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adulttraffic (Post 19993093)
What part of "father of 5 kids" did you not understand.? With a big family hes just getting by.

Please ... use your head .... With 5 kids, he probably would pay little to no taxes ....
120K a year and cannot put a few K aside ...

What do you think the average salary is? 200K ??? 300K ???

Come back to reality ... he is no rocket science guy :2 cents::1orglaugh

Barefootsies 02-23-2014 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clay (Post 19992636)
Do you have a portfolio?

:2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by marktruman (Post 19992988)
He doesn't have any samples

However, I'd rather see samples

:Oh crap

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultDesigns (Post 19993019)
Here is one of your old threads with your old nick:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=963224

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultDesigns (Post 19993023)
Another one with your other nick Paysighting:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=15436232

Next time try to change your name when creating all these new accounts...

:upsidedow

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19993138)
this thread turned out interesting

True dat.

Sly 02-23-2014 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 19993153)
Please ... use your head .... With 5 kids, he probably would pay little to no taxes ....
120K a year and cannot put a few K aside ...

What do you think the average salary is? 200K ??? 300K ???

Come back to reality ... he is no rocket science guy :2 cents::1orglaugh

Hell has frozen over. We agree on something.

selena 02-24-2014 01:31 PM

For my personal stuff, I don't like hiring designers even with portfolios, unless they've got references that I trust.

I've paid for designs from people that post here and the end product looked nothing like the quality in their portfolio.

TubeSubmitters 02-24-2014 11:34 PM

Selena just do a search for his previous username Paysighting and you'll find some disturbing threads.

PornDiscounts-R 02-25-2014 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultDesigns (Post 19993019)
Here is one of your old threads with your old nick:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=963224

Yup, he dropped of the planet last time :Oh crap
Cannot be trusted.

Pineapplez 03-03-2014 11:55 AM

Bump....

seeandsee 03-03-2014 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pineapplez (Post 20003059)
Bump....

trolling? :pimp


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