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Do you 'Starve' yourself, the day before Xmas dinner?
I am 'EXPECTED' to join family tomorrow, and eat 15 times what I would normally eat, on any given day, but because the calendar says its 'December 25th' apparently my stomach should stretch to a HUGE meal, and nibbles, bites, drinks, and... well... 'Shit...'
So I dont eat or drink ANYTHING today... You ? |
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I can't understand at all what you're trying to say.
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I starve my self all the time, its how sitting on your ass and not being fat works.
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Actually no, since starving yourself won't really help you eat more when the time comes. Just try to eat a bit less on that same day.
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I have the unique ability to eat gigantic amounts at all times, so no need to prepare.. hehe
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Nope, I just make sure I take a nice healthy dump the night before or the morning of Christmas to make room for all the food!
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Well yes, it takes time to shrink your stomach, it should also be noted I take vitamin supplements but no, it doesn't make me eat more, I got self control.
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I have been doing intermittent fasting for a year and a half now, one thing i know.. i can eat a tonne more than i used to. While not getting gigantic in the process anyway heh
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I eat like a pig and gain nothing. Metabolism of a crack head.
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I avoid the fillers and eat just the good stuff
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I try to not eat for 18hours (sleep hours + wake hours) and eat in next max 12 hours after that, it called 60/40diet and i like it... You lost around 2kg-6kg and also you are not that hungry...
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Looking at your pic thats normal meals for your fat drunk ass.
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Nah, we celebrated xmas yesterday with my daughter and today again - twice the food, twice the fun
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I practice intermittent fasting, so it's normal for me to go 18 to 18 hours with no food. By the time I eat at about 2pm, I'll be going on 20 hours fasted.
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No way! Making stuffed portobello mushrooms tonight.
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Lol @ shrink your stomach.
Being "full" is not a physical experience, the sensation of feeling fully sated is a simple trick of the mind to stop you from eating more. The physical sensation you think you feel is not real. Don't believe me? Eat very very clean and fewer calories for a period of time and then eat whatever you want that would normally give you that "oh my fucking god, I can't eat another bite" feeling and it won't happen.... because your body wants more calories and isn't activating the mechanism to make you feel sated. If eating less made your stomach "shrink", then in this case you would eat far less and feel fuller faster which is never the case. |
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goodgirl is working on opening a new business venture in 2014 so she has been practicing which means I am her crash test dummy.
Bread made from spent grains of a pale ale ![]() Thin mints she made from the flour she made from malted barley ![]() Made from spent grain from a brown ale ![]() Mustards, cookies, pretzels . . . they have been a hit. Luckily, there is a lot of fiber in these so you actually lose weight from eating them. ![]() |
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nice baddog. I should make some bread tonight myself..
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I love it, but one of the worst things we can put in our mouth. I try to stay away from breads as much as possible, along with milk (dairy), juices (unless using a juicer), etc.
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No, I prefer to eat in moderation
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Actually, my GFY 'Character' aside, I agree with you, and only really ever eat until I have had enough...
But, in the UK, Xmas is more like Thanksgiving in the USA, where you are kinda 'Expected' to visit family, and consume a HUGE meal, that someone has 'lovingly prepared' for you... & thats kinda my point - If I DONT FNISH everything on my plate, then I have 'offended' the cook... Weird shit... Weird... |
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The average load of cum has only 7 calories so I am fine...I can eat all day and never get full!
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That looks yummy! I ain't conscious of what I eat. Lucky me, I too have fast metabolism and don't mind if I'll have a fat tummy after eating since it will be back to normal after I poop! LOL! Food all the way all day!
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I eat everything under the sun when holiday comes.
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I never starve myself
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No starving here, but I don't eat breakfast on Christmas/turkey day. I start the day with a coffee and a smoothie, then coast/grave until people arrive with appies. Then dinner. Then dessert. Then big fucking breakfast the next morning. Then grazing on leftovers. If I go too long without any food, my inner bitch gets extremely noticeable, so I have to be careful.
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