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American Psycho · 12-20-2013, 06:08 PM

As I'm writing this I realize thankfully this has nothing to do with being over 18.

My gf was 35 and told me she was 32 and kept it going for over a year!

I'm pretty laid back and was like what ever normal girl behavior but I wasn't thinking about it I'm just wondering should I abandon shit and run from this crazy woman or is this normal chick in mid 30's crap.

Sly · 12-20-2013, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

is this normal chick in mid 30's crap.

Normal chick in mid-30s? Thanks for the Friday night laugh.

JFK · 12-20-2013, 06:15 PM

Like who cares, do you like her ? All that matters, age is just some numbers

~Ray · 12-20-2013, 06:17 PM

weird lie. what good does 3 years younger accomplish?

American Psycho · 12-20-2013, 06:18 PM

This isn't aboutn age. Duh.
keep up a lie for over a year?
Is this fortelling the future of more lies?

American Psycho · 12-20-2013, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Normal chick in mid-30s? Thanks for the Friday night laugh.

Normal amd mid 30s = batshit crazy

JockoHomo · 12-20-2013, 06:22 PM

Her biological clock is ticking away...watch out!

BOOM!

dillonaire · 12-20-2013, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

Normal amd mid 30s = batshit crazy

if she is lying to you about this what else is she keeping from you? RUNNN FOREST RUN!

dyna mo · 12-20-2013, 06:24 PM

if she has more than 2 dogs or cats, then run, yes, but accidently fuck her in the ass first.

whOaKemosabe · 12-20-2013, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

if she has more than 2 dogs or cats, then run, yes, but accidently fuck her in the ass first.

yeah cum in her eye before you go

JFK · 12-20-2013, 06:40 PM

sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect

whOaKemosabe · 12-20-2013, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho

Normal amd mid 30s = batshit crazy

ask her if it's a conspiracy

dyna mo · 12-20-2013, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect

does this mean you're breaking up?

Sly · 12-20-2013, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect

Yes. What of it?

pornmasta · 12-20-2013, 06:48 PM

This thread needs a picture

lagcam · 12-20-2013, 06:51 PM

There are a lot worse lies she could have told you and at least you have one in the bank for later use.....

AllAboutCams · 12-20-2013, 07:16 PM

If she lied about this she is going to have lied about something else.

VikingMan · 12-20-2013, 07:30 PM

How exactly did you find out?

whOaKemosabe · 12-20-2013, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

How exactly did you find out?

she probably has a cock too

rapsadoo · 12-20-2013, 07:56 PM

i think she also has a cock too ahahha

Alice22 · 12-20-2013, 07:59 PM

I know single women in this age, and many of them are desperate to meet a guy.
The biological clock....
They understand that younger girls has better chance, so many say not the real age at the beginning.
So, i can understand it, but over a year? This is too much.

ruff · 12-20-2013, 08:09 PM

All women lie. When you finally figure that out, you've won half the battle.

DBS.US · 12-20-2013, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

All women lie. When you finally figure that out, you've won half the battle.

There all fucked up in the head, just find one you can get along with and be happy.

postalsex · 12-20-2013, 08:21 PM

run away my friend, if she lied about her age I wonder what else she is lying about....

baddog · 12-20-2013, 08:30 PM

Just dump that bitch; you don't deserve her

mamaliga · 12-20-2013, 08:58 PM

talk to her
communication is the key

ruff · 12-20-2013, 09:06 PM

My mom told me to get them good and wet. Use some strong soap so you can see what they look like without makeup. Take them somewhere out of the country and check their passport for their age. Finally, look at their mother, because that's what she's going to look like in a few years. Last but not least, make sure she's got a decent job.

Qbert · 12-20-2013, 10:09 PM

If she's not high maintenance and is a good fuck, then count your lucky stars and ignore the age issue.

TubeSubmitters · 12-20-2013, 10:28 PM

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Colmike9 · 12-20-2013, 10:44 PM

The girl I'm seeing has exactly the same birthday as me..

Waddymelon · 12-21-2013, 02:25 AM

She's not really your girlfriend. She lied about that too.

bean-aid · 12-21-2013, 02:29 AM

have you stuck it in her ass and told her what a bad girl she's been?

CurrentlySober · 12-21-2013, 02:50 AM

Well, I've been lying to everyone else, about having a GF for over a year, if thats any consolation?

baggg · 12-21-2013, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alice22

I know single women in this age, and many of them are desperate to meet a guy.
The biological clock....
They understand that younger girls has better chance, so many say not the real age at the beginning.
So, i can understand it, but over a year? This is too much.

This

ls101 · 12-21-2013, 03:29 AM

Find another gf. Simple things not need to be treated like simple.

NiftyStats Jenna · 12-21-2013, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

This thread needs a picture

slapass · 12-21-2013, 05:39 AM

If you have been going out this long, you should know if this is a pattern or a one off.

ErectMedia · 12-21-2013, 06:40 AM

Personally if a business partner or a female hole my cock dips into lies to me they gotta go. Today it's an age lie and next week she will forget to mention the triple gangbang she did while you were away. I'd probably cut her loose based on principle, just make sure to anally invade her before you do.

lucas131 · 12-21-2013, 06:43 AM

wait till 60, maybe she will tell you the truth that she is 33

Stephen · 12-21-2013, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Normal chick in mid-30s? Thanks for the Friday night laugh.

+1

What you need to ask yourself is, "what else is she lying to me about?"

American Psycho · 12-21-2013, 07:47 AM

She's totally insecure about her aging and looks even though she's smokimg hott still and better shape than most girls in 20s. My working in porn doesn't help.

And due to that insecurity shes high maintenance.

Think I'm gonna beat it up some more then drop it like a hot terd.

I need a sexy hippe type yoga chick. I'm going to whole foods to troll for vagine....be back in a few. Laters

seeandsee · 12-21-2013, 09:27 AM

So what, soon she will be MILF!

Chosen · 12-21-2013, 10:21 AM

livexxx · 12-21-2013, 10:27 AM

Bet you wondering why she only does anal and oral now as well

American Psycho · 12-21-2013, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

Bet you wondering why she only does anal and oral now as well

No but please explain. Hot flashes?

dyna mo · 12-21-2013, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho

She's totally insecure about her aging and looks even though she's smokimg hott still and better shape than most girls in 20s. My working in porn doesn't help.

And due to that insecurity shes high maintenance.

Think I'm gonna beat it up some more then drop it like a hot terd.

I need a sexy hippe type yoga chick. I'm going to whole foods to troll for vagine....be back in a few. Laters

i'm surprised, most gfyers coming here for relationship advices always have 2-3 of these girls on lock already banging

SlammedMedia · 12-21-2013, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect

someone has to set the bar.

The Heron · 12-21-2013, 02:16 PM

If she's single and 35 of course she's crazy. or ugly. probably both.

Creatine · 12-21-2013, 03:11 PM

That worried me. Why the fuck would she lie about something so small? She may get a thrill from lieing. I would be cautious.

Check to see if she has a dick, she might be lieing about her gender as well.

PornDiscounts-V · 12-24-2013, 02:17 AM

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