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American Psycho 12-20-2013 06:08 PM

my gf lied to me for a year about her age!! a
 
As I'm writing this I realize thankfully this has nothing to do with being over 18.

My gf was 35 and told me she was 32 and kept it going for over a year!

I'm pretty laid back and was like what ever normal girl behavior but I wasn't thinking about it I'm just wondering should I abandon shit and run from this crazy woman or is this normal chick in mid 30's crap.

Sly 12-20-2013 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 19917514)
is this normal chick in mid 30's crap.

Normal chick in mid-30s? Thanks for the Friday night laugh. :winkwink:

JFK 12-20-2013 06:15 PM

Like who cares, do you like her ? All that matters, age is just some numbers:2 cents:

~Ray 12-20-2013 06:17 PM

weird lie. what good does 3 years younger accomplish?

American Psycho 12-20-2013 06:18 PM

This isn't aboutn age. Duh.
keep up a lie for over a year?
Is this fortelling the future of more lies?

American Psycho 12-20-2013 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19917519)
Normal chick in mid-30s? Thanks for the Friday night laugh. :winkwink:

Normal amd mid 30s = batshit crazy

JockoHomo 12-20-2013 06:22 PM

Her biological clock is ticking away...watch out!

BOOM!

dillonaire 12-20-2013 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 19917530)
Normal amd mid 30s = batshit crazy

if she is lying to you about this what else is she keeping from you? RUNNN FOREST RUN!

dyna mo 12-20-2013 06:24 PM

if she has more than 2 dogs or cats, then run, yes, but accidently fuck her in the ass first.

whOaKemosabe 12-20-2013 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19917535)
if she has more than 2 dogs or cats, then run, yes, but accidently fuck her in the ass first.

yeah cum in her eye before you go

JFK 12-20-2013 06:40 PM

sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

whOaKemosabe 12-20-2013 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 19917530)
Normal amd mid 30s = batshit crazy

ask her if it's a conspiracy

dyna mo 12-20-2013 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19917544)
sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

does this mean you're breaking up?

Sly 12-20-2013 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19917544)
sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yes. What of it?

pornmasta 12-20-2013 06:48 PM

This thread needs a picture

lagcam 12-20-2013 06:51 PM

There are a lot worse lies she could have told you and at least you have one in the bank for later use.....

AllAboutCams 12-20-2013 07:16 PM

If she lied about this she is going to have lied about something else.

VikingMan 12-20-2013 07:30 PM

How exactly did you find out?

whOaKemosabe 12-20-2013 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 19917592)
How exactly did you find out?

she probably has a cock too

rapsadoo 12-20-2013 07:56 PM

i think she also has a cock too ahahha

Alice22 12-20-2013 07:59 PM

I know single women in this age, and many of them are desperate to meet a guy.
The biological clock....
They understand that younger girls has better chance, so many say not the real age at the beginning.
So, i can understand it, but over a year? This is too much.

ruff 12-20-2013 08:09 PM

All women lie. When you finally figure that out, you've won half the battle.

DBS.US 12-20-2013 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 19917618)
All women lie. When you finally figure that out, you've won half the battle.

There all fucked up in the head, just find one you can get along with and be happy.

postalsex 12-20-2013 08:21 PM

run away my friend, if she lied about her age I wonder what else she is lying about....

baddog 12-20-2013 08:30 PM

Just dump that bitch; you don't deserve her

mamaliga 12-20-2013 08:58 PM

talk to her
communication is the key

ruff 12-20-2013 09:06 PM

My mom told me to get them good and wet. Use some strong soap so you can see what they look like without makeup. Take them somewhere out of the country and check their passport for their age. Finally, look at their mother, because that's what she's going to look like in a few years. Last but not least, make sure she's got a decent job.

Qbert 12-20-2013 10:09 PM

If she's not high maintenance and is a good fuck, then count your lucky stars and ignore the age issue.

TubeSubmitters 12-20-2013 10:28 PM

thanks for sharing this wonderful story

Colmike9 12-20-2013 10:44 PM

The girl I'm seeing has exactly the same birthday as me.. :upsidedow

Waddymelon 12-21-2013 02:25 AM

She's not really your girlfriend. She lied about that too.

bean-aid 12-21-2013 02:29 AM

have you stuck it in her ass and told her what a bad girl she's been?

CurrentlySober 12-21-2013 02:50 AM

Well, I've been lying to everyone else, about having a GF for over a year, if thats any consolation?

baggg 12-21-2013 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alice22 (Post 19917610)
I know single women in this age, and many of them are desperate to meet a guy.
The biological clock....
They understand that younger girls has better chance, so many say not the real age at the beginning.
So, i can understand it, but over a year? This is too much.

This :2 cents:

ls101 12-21-2013 03:29 AM

Find another gf. Simple things not need to be treated like simple.

NiftyStats Jenna 12-21-2013 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19917558)
This thread needs a picture

:thumbsup

slapass 12-21-2013 05:39 AM

If you have been going out this long, you should know if this is a pattern or a one off.

ErectMedia 12-21-2013 06:40 AM

Personally if a business partner or a female hole my cock dips into lies to me they gotta go. Today it's an age lie and next week she will forget to mention the triple gangbang she did while you were away. I'd probably cut her loose based on principle, just make sure to anally invade her before you do. :1orglaugh

lucas131 12-21-2013 06:43 AM

wait till 60, maybe she will tell you the truth that she is 33 :)

Stephen 12-21-2013 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19917519)
Normal chick in mid-30s? Thanks for the Friday night laugh. :winkwink:

+1

What you need to ask yourself is, "what else is she lying to me about?"

American Psycho 12-21-2013 07:47 AM

She's totally insecure about her aging and looks even though she's smokimg hott still and better shape than most girls in 20s. My working in porn doesn't help.

And due to that insecurity shes high maintenance.

Think I'm gonna beat it up some more then drop it like a hot terd.

I need a sexy hippe type yoga chick. I'm going to whole foods to troll for vagine....be back in a few. Laters

seeandsee 12-21-2013 09:27 AM

So what, soon she will be MILF!

Chosen 12-21-2013 10:21 AM

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livexxx 12-21-2013 10:27 AM

Bet you wondering why she only does anal and oral now as well

American Psycho 12-21-2013 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 19918115)
Bet you wondering why she only does anal and oral now as well


No but please explain. Hot flashes?

dyna mo 12-21-2013 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 19917978)
She's totally insecure about her aging and looks even though she's smokimg hott still and better shape than most girls in 20s. My working in porn doesn't help.

And due to that insecurity shes high maintenance.

Think I'm gonna beat it up some more then drop it like a hot terd.

I need a sexy hippe type yoga chick. I'm going to whole foods to troll for vagine....be back in a few. Laters

i'm surprised, most gfyers coming here for relationship advices always have 2-3 of these girls on lock already banging

:1orglaugh

SlammedMedia 12-21-2013 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19917544)
sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

someone has to set the bar.

The Heron 12-21-2013 02:16 PM

If she's single and 35 of course she's crazy. or ugly. probably both.

Creatine 12-21-2013 03:11 PM

That worried me. Why the fuck would she lie about something so small? She may get a thrill from lieing. I would be cautious.

Check to see if she has a dick, she might be lieing about her gender as well.

PornDiscounts-V 12-24-2013 02:17 AM

My penis is hard


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