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Juicys-Psychiatrist 12-20-2013 02:26 PM

MrMaxwell I am willing to give free psychiatric help
 
I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.



Message me with your details.

TheSquealer 12-20-2013 02:27 PM

A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!

Juicys-Psychiatrist 12-20-2013 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19917278)
A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!

I am not paid to spell , I am paid to heal the mentally ill

nexcom28 12-20-2013 04:54 PM

Is this open to other GFYers? I could sure use a friendly ear.

JockoHomo 12-20-2013 05:04 PM

I am next...

WDF 12-20-2013 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist (Post 19917275)
I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

The NSA will enjoy those recordings for years! lol:upsidedow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist (Post 19917275)
I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.

Again you missed on the last part!

You did mean "gro boner case", didn't you? "No Boner", maybe?

AaronM 12-20-2013 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist (Post 19917275)
I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.



Message me with your details.

WOW!

That is so thoughtful of you.

Please, allow me to help. I love it when a group of people can pull together and show some true Christmas spirit by helping others. :)

I'll pick up the tab for the long distance phone calls. MrMaxwell may now be reached directly by calling 1-800-403-5934.

Merry Christmas!

EddyTheDog 12-20-2013 05:22 PM

Cool - Do me as well - Have that prescription pad at the ready...

I want little blue pills, a yellow one and some pink ones.....

Thanks...

AaronM 12-20-2013 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 19917464)
WOW!

That is so thoughtful of you.

Please, allow me to help. I love it when a group of people can pull together and show some true Christmas spirit by helping others. :)

I'll pick up the tab for the long distance phone calls. MrMaxwell may now be reached directly by calling 1-800-403-5934.

Merry Christmas!

DISCLAIMER:

Calls may be recorded for entertainment purposes.

Mutt 12-20-2013 06:02 PM

And how have you helped Juicy? Are you still treating him?

Some comedian sized up psychiatrists pretty well using Woody Allen as an example, paraphrasing

"Here's all I need to know about psychotherapy, Woody Allen who has gone to what I can only assume the greatest psychotherapists available in the world, after 60 years of that thinks to himself 'Gee my teenaged stepdaughter over there is looking kinda hot'"

Sly 12-20-2013 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19917507)
And how have you helped Juicy? Are you still treating him?

Some comedian sized up psychiatrists pretty well using Woody Allen as an example, paraphrasing

"Here's all I need to know about psychotherapy, Woody Allen who has gone to what I can only assume the greatest psychotherapists available in the world, after 60 years of that thinks to himself 'Gee my teenaged stepdaughter over there is looking kinda hot'"

Let's talk about the awesomeness of people paying another person to listen to them dwell on their past.

Move. The. Fuck. On.

Crying about your father treating you terrible is not going to make your life any better, only worse. The past is dead. The future is alive.

MrMaxwell 12-22-2013 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 19917497)
DISCLAIMER:

Calls may be recorded for entertainment purposes.

You were recording when you paid the stripper to call me with trying to get me to date her
Why haven't you posted that, yet?

I actually thought that was pretty funny, and, I liked her voice.

L-Pink 12-22-2013 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19917278)
A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MrMaxwell 12-22-2013 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist (Post 19917275)
I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.



Message me with your details.


You cannot spell. Waive has an i in it. I don't need help.

AaronM 12-22-2013 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19919142)
You were recording when you paid the stripper to call me with trying to get me to date her
Why haven't you posted that, yet?

I actually thought that was pretty funny, and, I liked her voice.


1: That wasn't me.

2: It was a pre-recorded message with pauses that your dumb ass actually had a conversation with. :1orglaugh I know this because I know the GFYer who made the call.

3: Unfortunately, they did not record the call. :(

MrMaxwell 12-22-2013 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 19919151)
1: That wasn't me.

2: It was a pre-recorded message with pauses that your dumb ass actually had a conversation with. :1orglaugh I know this because I know the GFYer who made the call.

3: Unfortunately, they did not record the call. :(

I'm not talking about the soundboard call, you moron
I am talking about destiny or sparkle or whoever she was
If you were not behind that, I am chinese

As I have said
What is done is done
You should have not gotten onto my bad side
It is NOT easy to do nor is it a good idea
I hope it was worth it, pal

JockoHomo 12-22-2013 01:23 PM

This is how I feel when I read this thread...
 
http://24.media.tumblr.com/12f579e2c...0kbxo1_250.gif

AaronM 12-22-2013 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19919293)
I'm not talking about the soundboard call, you moron
I am talking about destiny or sparkle or whoever she was
If you were not behind that, I am chinese

As I have said
What is done is done
You should have not gotten onto my bad side
It is NOT easy to do nor is it a good idea
I hope it was worth it, pal


I guess I'll start calling you Sum Dum Fuk from now on....Since you're Chinese and all.

Like a give a fuck about "getting on your bad side." :1orglaugh

And yes, it actually was very easy to do. :glugglug

I find it pretty funny that you keep bumping threads seeking attention then complaining when you get it.

Carry on....


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